Anyone See Survivor Tonight?

[Capybara]

Found it! Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLxvCsh9HR4

It's party funny and part just painful. I felt so bad for Ozzy, who was like jungle man that season, watching these two fail so miserably. Also, take note of the music... adds an extra element of wackiness.

Oh, and someone added their own captions obviously.

[biggamer3]

I thought you were Mr. Survivor, Biggamer, how come you didn't see that?! I've actually seen every season except the very first one, what is that, 19? Geez.

What was funny was that the Survivor producers obviously never thought they would be faced with two people FAILING to even COMPLETE a face-off challenge, let alone just be racing against each other. I forget what stage of the show it was, like I think it was maybe at the end, when the winner would go to the final three or final two or something...

But anyway, it was two girls, and it was a race to get your fire high enough to break a string strung across two sticks or something... Neither girl could get a fire going or keep it going enough to reach the string. After an actual time of like 90 minutes (about three minutes of air time), Jeff called it off and had them face off in some other way -- forget what it was. Can you imagine sitting there for that long watching it? -- or even worse, being one of the competitors and sucking that much? I'd never seen and haven't seen since people actually unable to even complete a challenge, it was the most pathetic thing ever! It must be in the annals online someplace.

Actually never watched a season until this one, i always thought it was just a shitty reality show like all the others. Saw this years first few, got hooked, Downloaded every season of Survivor on Torrents, and i have gone through like 5 seasons already, so i know my Survivor by now.



This was the best use of the idol i have seen but Amanda in the All Star Season (the chick with a smokin body and big boobs) used it perfectly in the last 4 or 5 tribal council and made the other girls vote for her and pulled out the Idol to stay alive

[biggamer3]

Found it! Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLxvCsh9HR4

It's party funny and part just painful. I felt so bad for Ozzy, who was like jungle man that season, watching these two fail so miserably. Also, take note of the music... adds an extra element of wackiness.

Oh, and someone added their own captions obviously.

Were gonna go to matches!

After Matches Jeff was gonna say "Stop right now, we are gonna have Flamethrowers you dumb shits"

Loved Ozzie in the all star season, he got blindsided with the idol.

From all the seasons i have seen so far, Colby was by far the greatest Survivor contestant. In Season 2 he won like 8 straight immunity challenges, sickness

[biggamer3]

this show gets better and better

[Ace_of_Spades]

Shattered!

The jury sucks.

[Capybara]

I just watched the finale on DVR...

I was so disappointed!! No, not with the choice of winner -- With how FAT Natalie got!!! What happened to my little blonde hottie from the island?????? Is she pregnant, or did she just become a porker to make up for the 39 days without food?!!? Soooooo sad.... I was really looking forward to seeing cleaned-up Natalie!

On the other hand, Monica looked as smokin' as ever. She's in the running for all-time Survivor hottie.

[biggamer3]

horrible jury all a bunch of crybaby ****s

Russell was the best Survivor ever

[FrozenMAN]

how did i not see this thread before

yeah dude RUSSEL ****IN DOMINATED AND OWNED THAT GAME AND GOT ****ED. best player EVER hands down, he was unreal wanted him to win, plus he was only derserving person of the 3, the other 2 jags rode coat tails all the time. him losing to that bitch was a disgrace and further showed the fact that all those tards on the jury are just mad they got played plus are simply too ****in dumb to realize its a GAME, especially that jaison, dumbest sob ever....i dont get it to make it to the final vote you need to lie cheat and steal yet once you;re there they rip on you for doing it... you can't win...after this season i question if i'll ever watch again cause it was a ROYAL SHAFTING

[FrozenMAN]

From all the seasons i have seen so far, Colby was by far the greatest Survivor contestant. In Season 2 he won like 8 straight immunity challenges, sickness

yeah he dominated then he was a dumb **** and is liek, o i can 100% beat that 1 guy cause he was a prick, wasn';t it liek keith?? and he took that southern chick w the big to be a good guy KNOWNING they LOVED HER and he lost, DUMBEST PLAY EVER, worst then when that bushy haired dork from 2/3 years ago gave his immunity to that hot chick in tribal council then got voted out instantly lol. james holding onto double idols was bad too but colby's retardeness is hard to beat lol

[biggamer3]

yeah he dominated then he was a dumb **** and is liek, o i can 100% beat that 1 guy cause he was a prick, wasn';t it liek keith?? and he took that southern chick w the big to be a good guy KNOWNING they LOVED HER and he lost, DUMBEST PLAY EVER, worst then when that bushy haired dork from 2/3 years ago gave his immunity to that hot chick in tribal council then got voted out instantly lol. james holding onto double idols was bad too but colby's retardeness is hard to beat lol

yeah Colby overplayed his hand, he had that season wrapped up.

That goofball who gave up the necklace was a total dweeb but being alone with those hotties, Amanda and Parvotti can **** with your head