I think I may be a ****aholic!

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  • betplom
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 09-20-06
    • 13444

    #1
    I think I may be a ****aholic!
    I was having difficulty getting to sleep tonight so I started thinking about sex.

    This got me thinking about how many women I had sex with in the last 10 years.

    So far I came up with these numbers:

    Regular women I dated: 4
    Massage parlour girls: 14
    Cuban "Novias": 17
    Street girls: 40 (approximately)

    Thats alot of pussy! I'm nowhere near close to being done either. I wonder how many more women I'll be with in the next few years.

    Am I a sexaholic? Is this bad?

    Any other sex junkies here?

    Of the "regular women" I dated it should be noted that I never dated any of them for more than three months, as I simply got bored and needed to move on.
  • InTheHole
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-28-08
    • 15243

    #2
    no...thats normal
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    • PocketRocket
      SBR High Roller
      • 08-31-09
      • 160

      #3
      yea u paid too many times for sex. soo in that casee you are becoming a sexxacholiic
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      • Robyn
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 02-05-08
        • 9681

        #4
        Plommer, what do you look like pal? Do you need to pay for sex or is that just your preference?
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        • Ace_of_Spades
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 10-14-09
          • 13518

          #5
          Thats not really much pussy to a 23 year old.
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          • eberetta1
            SBR MVP
            • 03-27-09
            • 1159

            #6
            Hey, it never gets old. My grandfather had Alzheimer's, but when he saw my wife, he would have that spark in his eyes and feel like 21 again . It would last a moment or two, before he went back into his Alzheimer's condition. Enjoy it while you can.
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            • username474
              SBR Sharp
              • 01-09-09
              • 480

              #7
              Sexoaholic's put up numbers like this in a month. I knew a guy when I lived in Vegas that was pulling one to three girls a day off some swingers web site plus all the girls he could meet around town along with whores/escorts a few times a week. He was OCD about it. He was pulling 40+ different girls a month. I thought it was funny at the time but it difinitely controlled all areas of his life.
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              • Mudcat
                Restricted User
                • 07-21-05
                • 9287

                #8
                Atta boy.
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                • betplom
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 09-20-06
                  • 13444

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Robyn
                  Plommer, what do you look like pal? Do you need to pay for sex or is that just your preference?
                  Robyn, you are misinformed.

                  I do not pay for sex.

                  I pay for them to go away and leave me alone after completing the act with them. Big difference.

                  Originally posted by username474
                  Sexoaholic's put up numbers like this in a month. I knew a guy when I lived in Vegas that was pulling one to three girls a day off some swingers web site plus all the girls he could meet around town along with whores/escorts a few times a week. He was OCD about it. He was pulling 40+ different girls a month. I thought it was funny at the time but it difinitely controlled all areas of his life.
                  I feel better about myself already.
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                  • betplom
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 09-20-06
                    • 13444

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Robyn
                    Plommer, what do you look like pal? Do you need to pay for sex or is that just your preference?
                    Rubyn I'm not considered a handsome man so I had to adapt in order to get what I needed.

                    I learned how to communicate with women and make them laugh, its very easy to get a woman into bed once you get them laughing. I found te most difficult part was getting out of bed and away from them as they got very "clingy" once we had sex.
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                    • MrMonkey
                      SBR MVP
                      • 11-09-08
                      • 2278

                      #11
                      Originally posted by betplom
                      Robyn, you are misinformed.

                      I do not pay for sex.

                      I pay for them to go away and leave me alone after completing the act with them. Big difference.


                      If word gets out on the "streets" about this, you might have to start paying before the act!
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                      • betplom
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 09-20-06
                        • 13444

                        #12
                        Originally posted by MrMonkey
                        If word gets out on the "streets" about this, you might have to start paying before the act!
                        Monkeyman, sometimes paying up front is expected, you miss the point, I'm not paying for the intercourse. I'm paying for them to go away after we have sex.
                        Understand?
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                        • Bread
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 03-16-08
                          • 23726

                          #13
                          Plommer I wanted to sleep with you on Sunday night, and you didn't even have to pay me OR make me laugh!! Don't sell yourself short, Kiddo!

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                          • betplom
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 09-20-06
                            • 13444

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Bread
                            Plommer I wanted to sleep with you on Sunday night, and you didn't even have to pay me OR make me laugh!! Don't sell yourself short, Kiddo!

                            Bread, I know I could have you anytime I want but you'd NEVER go away, and thats what I fear most pal.

                            Sex is easy, getting them to leave aint.
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                            • MrMonkey
                              SBR MVP
                              • 11-09-08
                              • 2278

                              #15
                              Originally posted by betplom
                              Sex is easy, getting them to leave aint.
                              You need more data here! Start paying unfront all the time and give us the results! IMO you will get your wish and they will leave promptly! (Unless they looked in your wallet and they didn't want to leave anything on the table)

                              PS DO NOT let them know you gamble or you will pay unfront! Good luck even though all you need is money!
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                              • Swinging Johnson
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 08-12-09
                                • 7604

                                #16
                                What the hell is a sexaholic anyway? It is simply someone who is just a wee bit better than most men at procuring what we all want. Maybe your standards are lower, Maybe you will pay where others will not or maybe you're just better at sealing the proverbial deal. Whatever the case, as long as you wrap that rascal and don't hurt anyone, sounds like anyone that criticizes you has a serious case of penis envy (their penis being jealous of yours!).
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                                • fsugolf
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 07-17-09
                                  • 6194

                                  #17
                                  isn't this a standard month for JJ?
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                                  • betplom
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 09-20-06
                                    • 13444

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Swinging Johnson
                                    Maybe you will pay where others will not or maybe you're just better at sealing the proverbial deal.
                                    Mr Johnson:

                                    Nowadays I prefer to pay.

                                    Sex would inevitably happen if I got past the first date with any woman I started seeing. That was not a problem.

                                    When I was younger I was more naive about women, I never realized how insecure alot really were, even the most attractive ones, they played games, would try and make you jealous or even fvck other guys while dating me and I used to get jealous and become miserable.

                                    I even had one woman try to get pregnant so she could stay in Canada, now THAT would have been an expensive piece of tail!

                                    So I prefer short term solutions nowadays, no pretensions, no games just the straight goods with no remorse.

                                    Everyone pays for sex in some form, be it emotionally or monetarily.
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                                    • jellobiafra
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 03-08-09
                                      • 6291

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by betplom
                                      Robyn, you are misinformed.

                                      I do not pay for sex.

                                      I pay for them to go away and leave me alone after completing the act with them. Big difference.



                                      I feel better about myself already.
                                      Classic.


                                      Reminds me of a Family Guy scene with Quagmire. He walks back into the bedroom with a martini and the chick in his bed says, "Glenn, I have a question for you. What do you do for a living?"

                                      Quagmire says, "I have a question for you. What are you still doing here?"
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                                      • jjgold
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 07-20-05
                                        • 388179

                                        #20
                                        You basically paid for it 90% of the time so you have trouble like me getting laid , you are not a sex person at all. I had sex with 2 girls all time and anything else I paid for so I am not that bad off compared to you because you only had 4 even though you are much younger. I think you must have issues like me and now I feel better.
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                                        • betplom
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 09-20-06
                                          • 13444

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by jjgold
                                          You basically paid for it 90% of the time so you have trouble like me getting laid , you are not a sex person at all. I had sex with 2 girls all time and anything else I paid for so I am not that bad off compared to you because you only had 4 even though you are much younger. I think you must have issues like me and now I feel better.
                                          Never had trouble getting sex, paid for it 100% of the time in one way or another.

                                          JJ you make me feel much better about myself, for this i thank you pal.
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                                          • docrocker
                                            SBR Sharp
                                            • 09-11-09
                                            • 409

                                            #22
                                            Dude you should never have to pay for sex... you need to train the woman/women your with to cater to you and your needs... change it up.. add another chick ect... a real man can gets his woman to go out her way to please you...
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                                            • AMBlai01
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 09-16-08
                                              • 5882

                                              #23
                                              Plommer you are alright....gotta try the real girl thing though. Stop paying for it. You need to start hanging out on like sex addict websites and then you can get a gf that will give it to you as much as you want to give it to her.
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                                              • betplom
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 09-20-06
                                                • 13444

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by AMBlai01
                                                Plommer you are alright....gotta try the real girl thing though. Stop paying for it. You need to start hanging out on like sex addict websites and then you can get a gf that will give it to you as much as you want to give it to her.
                                                Amby, I've tried the "regular girl" thing and I found out I get bored, it's just not my thing.

                                                I love the chase and being with different women, plus regular girlfriends usually disapprove of this type of behaviour.

                                                Amby, I'm in my element when I'm in another country, a different girl every day, this works for me.
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                                                • docrocker
                                                  SBR Sharp
                                                  • 09-11-09
                                                  • 409

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by betplom
                                                  Amby, I've tried the "regular girl" thing and I found out I get bored, it's just not my thing.

                                                  I love the chase and being with different women, plus regular girlfriends usually disapprove of this type of behaviour.

                                                  Amby, I'm in my element when I'm in another country, a different girl every day, this works for me.
                                                  Solution for you become a PORN STAR
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                                                  • betplom
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 09-20-06
                                                    • 13444

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by docrocker
                                                    solution for you become a porn star
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                                                    • inca1956
                                                      SBR Rookie
                                                      • 10-31-09
                                                      • 41

                                                      #27
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                                                      • jellobiafra
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                                                        • 03-08-09
                                                        • 6291

                                                        #28
                                                        The Hedgehog!!

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