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  • poker_dummy101
    Restricted User
    • 11-03-08
    • 6395

    #1
    I never prayed before....
    But please God let Iowa lose. I'm tired of this stupid shit on the boards. End it!!
  • obamaismyuncle
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 12-31-08
    • 17801

    #2
    Iowa has to win, they have nothing else but the Hawkeyes. I mean nothing. Iowa has Amish people and the Hawkeyes. Have you ever been to Iowa??? I have numerous times. Iowa has nothing at all. Its like a big corn field. An old saying birds fly upside down over Iowa cause theirs nothing worth shitting on.
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    • Fishhead
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 08-11-05
      • 40179

      #3
      WRESTLING starts.......Iowa national champs.

      I will keep the board updated on each Iowa weight class.
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      • obamaismyuncle
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 12-31-08
        • 17801

        #4
        BTW

        Ford is recalling all vehicles sold in Iowa. They have to change the dimmer switch back to the floor like it used to be due to all the Iowans losing control of their cars when their foot gets caught in the steering wheel.
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        • obamaismyuncle
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 12-31-08
          • 17801

          #5
          Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald’s on Friday night in Iowa?
          A: Prom.
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          • obamaismyuncle
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 12-31-08
            • 17801

            #6
            Q. How do you get a University of Iowa graduate off your porch?
            A. Pay him for the pizza.
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            • obamaismyuncle
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 12-31-08
              • 17801

              #7
              Q. Why do they use artificial turf in Iowa stadiums?
              A. To keep the cheerleaders from grazing!
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              • Fishhead
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 08-11-05
                • 40179

                #8
                Originally posted by obamaismyuncle
                Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald’s on Friday night in Iowa?
                A: Prom.
                Where I grew up in Iowa there was not a McDonalds within 40 miles.

                I drove my tractor to the local tavern with my date.
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                • Fishhead
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 08-11-05
                  • 40179

                  #9
                  If Iowa does not win this game, I win the largest wager of the year...........NW +7.5 2ND HALF.
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                  • pimike
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 03-23-08
                    • 37140

                    #10
                    Originally posted by obamaismyuncle
                    BTW

                    Ford is recalling all vehicles sold in Iowa. They have to change the dimmer switch back to the floor like it used to be due to all the Iowans losing control of their cars when their foot gets caught in the steering wheel.
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                    • poker_dummy101
                      Restricted User
                      • 11-03-08
                      • 6395

                      #11
                      Obama's nephew wins
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                      • obamaismyuncle
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 12-31-08
                        • 17801

                        #12
                        I grew up in Minnesota and still live there part time so not liking Iowa and Wisconsin comes natural.
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                        • Irish Lumberjack
                          SBR MVP
                          • 12-04-07
                          • 2086

                          #13
                          First Iowa billboard on the I-90 when entering the state... Welcome to IOWA!!! Shit you must be lost.....
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