Taxi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wal66]

Ok there a lot of exercises in getting to know people. There are just as many exercises in getting to know ones self. This is the one I am doing. I have tried and tried to answer this question and I simply can’t narrow it down. Maybe I just can’t focus enough or maybe I’m just not deep enough but for the life of me I can not narrow it down to 3.


Exercise:


You’re a taxi driver and you’re running shuttles from the airport. This is a very special airport. This airport is a time traveler’s portal. Anyone from any period in time can fly in or out of this airport. As a driver that is fortunate enough to have access you have the ability to shuttle any 3 people throughout the history of time back to their hotel. Along the way you are allowed to ask these people 3 questions. Only 3 and they are obliged to give you the absolute truth.

So you can choose any 3 people and ask them just 3 questions and be assured of the absolute truth. Who are the 3 people and what 3 questions would you answer.




I know one individual I want on the trip but I don’t know the name because I don’t know who actually knows the actual answers to my questions. I would want someone who knew who and all about JFK’s assassination, the real truth.
And then my two follow-up questions would go from there.

I want someone on the inside who knows the whole truth about 911. Did we know anything in advance? I would have to decide the other two questions after the first one was answered.

Then I get lost. I just don’t know who would be my third passenger. Hope you have better luck.

[Bread]

Elle MacPherson:

Vaginal?
Blowjob?
Handy?




Herman:

Why do you like giving your mom lapdances?
Did you lose your muscles in the war?
When you run fast, does your head whistle?



The Looter:

Are you a beer snob?
Who does your hair?
You're going to run out on your fare, aren't you?

[mmike032]

[Robyn]

How old is Herman in that picture?

[jellobiafra]

And where is he in that picture? Some sort of fetish party?

[poker_dummy101]

Bread already won this thread. Now I can't answer.

Thanks alot.

[wal66]

Nice, real nice Bread. You managed to not change the subject, not highjack my thread, not be a prick, not be rude, not offend and actually in great detail answer my question and still kill my thread.

I'll wait till your off vacation to try and come up with something else.

[Bread]

That hurt Wally. I thought we were buddies.

[Cougar Bait]

The Looter looks like the beasts from the remake of "The Time Machine" with Guy Pearce.

At least he won't have a wicked Natural Lite hangover.

[wal66]

We are but I'll have to wait until your clever sense of humor is away from the monitor to continue my disguised psycho analysis of the group.

[BadNina]

[Bread]

Surely Elle's supple nipples are worth something? Yes??

[wal66]

It suggest that regardless of how intelligent and witty you are that you still have to stoop to the most basic of levels in order to get the applause.

It also suggest that you think very little of your fellow posters intellect and fear that if you actually took something seriously they could not relate.

It supports the already understood notion that you are a fully impowered hetro-sexual male who is willing to continue the pattern of objectifying women.

The fact that the female was your initial passenger and Herman was your immediate second passenger suggest something as well but out of respect I won't publically give the troubing details of that analysis.

[MrMonkey]

Wal66, are you excited about seeing the manly colors the Bucs are wearing today? I loved those uniforms back when I was a kid! Is John McKay rolling over in his grave today!

Check this link out for some funnies from Coach McKay! Classic!!!

http://www.bucpower.com/john-mckay2.html

[wal66]

Monk......I love the uni's. Coach McKay would have fit in at SBR like a champ.