Does SBR have disability insurance for POINTS ?

Iwinyourmoney · 11-06-09, 02:32 PM

Originally posted by Sam Odom

Say I temporarily lose the use of my hands and cannot type for 1 month , will SBR still award me my daily SBR-PTs ? Is there Ins for this and what are the premiums?

Willie Bee · 11-06-09, 02:51 PM

Does SBR have disability insurance for POINTS ?

Yes, but it's only available with our Premium Poster Service. For an annual fee of $50,000, posters smart enough to sign up for the Premium Package will receive:

Personal mod to slink and stick all of their threads on demand.
Software to load on your home PC that will F5 the crap out of your threads, impressing all of your e-friends with thousands of views as if the entire world is hanging on your every post.
Room upgrades at the SBR Bash.
At least one visit each day to your thread a day from tacomax who will make some smartass comment and receive and infraction.
An autographed copy of Buzzy & Willie Bee's Degenerate Eats cookbook.
Guaranteed 1,000 SBR points per month whether you earn them or not.
Your posting handle metioned in every other Loshak video.

Yes, all of this and so much more can be yours for the low, low annual fee of $50,000. Don't delay as open Premium Poster Service Packages are going fast.*

*Offer not valid for posters that live in Sierra Leone, Somalia, Oklahoma, Quebec and many other Third World Countries. Personalized mod service only available from 8:00 a.m. - 1:00 p.m Eastern Time Zone. Pennsylvania residents add 8.25% sales tax. Offer not valid where prohibited by law.

Sam Odom · 11-06-09, 02:57 PM

Immortality · 11-06-09, 02:58 PM

Originally posted by Willie Bee

Offer not valid for posters that live in Sierra Leone, Somalia, Oklahoma, Quebec and many other Third World Countries.

StraitShooter · 11-06-09, 03:16 PM

tacomax · 11-06-09, 03:51 PM

Originally posted by Willie Bee

Yes, but it's only available with our Premium Poster Service. For an annual fee of $50,000, posters smart enough to sign up for the Premium Package will receive:

Personal mod to slink and stick all of their threads on demand.
Software to load on your home PC that will F5 the crap out of your threads, impressing all of your e-friends with thousands of views as if the entire world is hanging on your every post.
Room upgrades at the SBR Bash.
At least one visit each day to your thread a day from tacomax who will make some smartass comment and receive and infraction.
An autographed copy of Buzzy & Willie Bee's Degenerate Eats cookbook.
Guaranteed 1,000 SBR points per month whether you earn them or not.
Your posting handle metioned in every other Loshak video.

Did pags get a pro-rata refund on the Premium Poster Service Package when he left the site?

Matt Rain · 11-06-09, 04:15 PM

Paging all real Canadians - Willie called Quebec a country. Get him!

buztah · 11-07-09, 04:11 PM

Originally posted by Willie Bee

Yes, but it's only available with our Premium Poster Service. For an annual fee of $50,000, posters smart enough to sign up for the Premium Package will receive:

Personal mod to slink and stick all of their threads on demand.
Software to load on your home PC that will F5 the crap out of your threads, impressing all of your e-friends with thousands of views as if the entire world is hanging on your every post.
Room upgrades at the SBR Bash.
At least one visit each day to your thread a day from tacomax who will make some smartass comment and receive and infraction.
An autographed copy of Buzzy & Willie Bee's Degenerate Eats cookbook.
Guaranteed 1,000 SBR points per month whether you earn them or not.
Your posting handle metioned in every other Loshak video.

Yes, all of this and so much more can be yours for the low, low annual fee of $50,000. Don't delay as open Premium Poster Service Packages are going fast.*

*Offer not valid for posters that live in Sierra Leone, Somalia, Oklahoma, Quebec and many other Third World Countries. Personalized mod service only available from 8:00 a.m. - 1:00 p.m Eastern Time Zone. Pennsylvania residents add 8.25% sales tax. Offer not valid where prohibited by law.

Willie, we have to meet on the bolded issue above. The contract I'm negotiating with The Food Network for our show is sure to conflict with this. If Sam wants the Degenerate Eats cookbook he will need to purchase it. It cannot be included in your otherwise generous offer.