Being back in the single arena again I am forced to deal with these little ****ing sensation robbers again. I am too ****ing old to be pounding away on some girl for 2 hours trying to muster sensation with my dick squished into one of these things. It's gotten to the point where I don't even try to *** anymore. I just fake it then tell the girl I am ready for "round two" knowing full well she will be too sore after round one and she'll blow me.
But on the plus side they do keep the HIV away.
But on the plus side they do keep the HIV away.