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  • DiggityDaggityDo
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 11-30-08
    • 81450

    #1
    Condoms fukking suck
    Being back in the single arena again I am forced to deal with these little ****ing sensation robbers again. I am too ****ing old to be pounding away on some girl for 2 hours trying to muster sensation with my dick squished into one of these things. It's gotten to the point where I don't even try to *** anymore. I just fake it then tell the girl I am ready for "round two" knowing full well she will be too sore after round one and she'll blow me.

    But on the plus side they do keep the HIV away.
  • paco
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 05-07-09
    • 62873

    #2
    Get ukltratjin Trojan pdl, like freelancing
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    • DiggityDaggityDo
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 11-30-08
      • 81450

      #3
      what?
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      • Chi_archie
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-22-08
        • 63172

        #4
        2 hrs?


        nice
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        • InTheHole
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 04-28-08
          • 15243

          #5
          Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
          what?
          So no muff diving? You're a responsible Dog
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          • Ace_of_Spades
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 10-14-09
            • 13518

            #6
            Dude, you should be thankful you haven;t contracted herpies or some shit.
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            • raydog
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 11-07-07
              • 6984

              #7
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              • PAPSMEAR
                SBR MVP
                • 02-13-09
                • 2581

                #8
                that should be illegal raydog
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                • MilfDriller
                  Restricted User
                  • 11-23-08
                  • 10186

                  #9
                  When a woman is on her back the meter is running.
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                  • 20Four7
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 04-08-07
                    • 6703

                    #10
                    If ya don't use them don't belame us if it turns green and falls off.
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                    • jjgold
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-20-05
                      • 388179

                      #11
                      I do not even worry about stuff like that because the rare times I have sex I do not wear them and just give a hooker $200 more to not have to.

                      I like the feel with no condom on.
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                      • Ace_of_Spades
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 10-14-09
                        • 13518

                        #12
                        Originally posted by jjgold
                        I do not even worry about stuff like that because the rare times I have sex I do not wear them and just give a hooker $200 more to not have to.

                        I like the feel with no condom on.
                        How's Herpies treating you
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                        • tltaylor89
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 06-19-09
                          • 19610

                          #13
                          Well his hair is falling out real nice
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                          • jjgold
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 07-20-05
                            • 388179

                            #14
                            Young girls are safer as far as diseases because they have not been with tons of guys. I am clever.
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                            • patswin
                              SBR MVP
                              • 09-05-06
                              • 1794

                              #15
                              yep
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                              • jjgold
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 07-20-05
                                • 388179

                                #16
                                Stick with hookers from 19-21 only Be smart as far as not getting caught in a sting Where a disguies Do not carry ID or jewerly
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                                • seaborneq
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 09-08-06
                                  • 22556

                                  #17
                                  2 hours. You better write a book. It would be a best seller.
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                                  • obamaismyuncle
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 12-31-08
                                    • 17801

                                    #18
                                    Using condoms help you with restraint and will make you a better poker player, that is if you play poker
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                                    • Whirlaway
                                      SBR High Roller
                                      • 10-23-09
                                      • 132

                                      #19
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                                      • teaserpleaser
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 08-14-08
                                        • 26015

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by jjgold
                                        Young girls are safer as far as diseases because they have not been with tons of guys. I am clever.
                                        They fooled you jj alot of the hot 20 somethings i used to train or knew all banging away looking to have kids getting stds. If you are going to bare back any chick (dont do it) it better be a cougar most of those chicks already had their kids and dont want them now and know how to avoid stds in their advanced age. oh and jj wear a hat next time you bang a pro... you'll be on fire if you dont.
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                                        • Chateaugay
                                          SBR High Roller
                                          • 10-29-09
                                          • 137

                                          #21
                                          lol
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                                          • SamsNCharge99
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 10-22-08
                                            • 41242

                                            #22
                                            I also hate condoms, but is something that you must do
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                                            • andrew5
                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                              • 06-08-09
                                              • 677

                                              #23
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                                              • keyboarding
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 07-30-09
                                                • 6817

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                I just fake it then tell the girl I am ready for "round two" knowing full well she will be too sore after round one and she'll blow me.
                                                Well played.
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                                                • Deuce
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 01-12-08
                                                  • 29843

                                                  #25
                                                  Ultra Thins don't fit, too snug not long enough.
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                                                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 11-30-08
                                                    • 81450

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by raydog
                                                    You got this picture saved?
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                                                    • flyingillini
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 12-06-06
                                                      • 41219

                                                      #27
                                                      I don't use them, I am a sick ****.
                                                      המוסד‎
                                                      המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                                      • The General
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 08-10-05
                                                        • 13279

                                                        #28
                                                        I dislike condoms also never felt the same like screwing air
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