Shifting Gears
This is a timeless and effective way to send a feeler out to a potential sex partner without any worries of rejection that might be presented by traditional techniques (introducing yourself, dropping a line, buying a drink, etc). Wear a pair of tight fitting pants that clearly reveals your twig n berries and find a crowded place. I like busy malls. Arouse yourself thoroughly in the public washroom and get your boner on long n strong. Then hang out in the hallway that leads to the ladies washroom and when you see someone of interest approaching, "shift gears" by carefully following these steps:
1) Rub your cock n balls prominently with your left hand and smile, while winking at the hot lady (she should be about 30 feet away from you or so at the start);
2) Move your ass back n down;
3) Now with your right hand, cup your nuts and bring your ass forward whilst raising your package up;
4)Drop both hands to your side and flex your kok, springing it upward.
By now the lady will either give you a signal of interest (a smile, a wink, licklipping, introduce herself, etc) or brush you off. Work on your technique often. It works best when you exude confidence.
Caution:
Do not shift gears more than 10 times in a 15 minute period or you might splode in your pants and ruin the opportunity to get laid. After 9 straight attempts if you've had no luck, retire to the food court, have a coffee, calm down and then return to the washrooms and try again. Practice, practice practice! This is key!
1) Rub your cock n balls prominently with your left hand and smile, while winking at the hot lady (she should be about 30 feet away from you or so at the start);
2) Move your ass back n down;
3) Now with your right hand, cup your nuts and bring your ass forward whilst raising your package up;
4)Drop both hands to your side and flex your kok, springing it upward.
By now the lady will either give you a signal of interest (a smile, a wink, licklipping, introduce herself, etc) or brush you off. Work on your technique often. It works best when you exude confidence.
Caution:
Do not shift gears more than 10 times in a 15 minute period or you might splode in your pants and ruin the opportunity to get laid. After 9 straight attempts if you've had no luck, retire to the food court, have a coffee, calm down and then return to the washrooms and try again. Practice, practice practice! This is key!
Dr. Buzzy, do you consult for the Boston Medical Group?
