Wild shit- D.C. Crackheads worst salesman out there

[topgame85]

Went to the Caps game and after the game I am outside of the metro smoking a cigarette and this guy comes up carrying a mask and says hey man buy this mask from me, he picks me out of a big crowd of people because I as usual look like a million bucks and its clear I have cash on me. I am fcking tipsy and feel badc for this guy who is undoubtedly a crack head and say how much you want for it man, he says $10 so I start looking through my wallet and he says you know what I can't take any less than $5 for it..... I don't even want the dam mask as its all greasy and shit I tell the guy you said $10 why $5 now he is just like I am just trying to help you out I say oh ok thanks man and gave him a $10 bill anyways he starts to scurry off to find his dealer no doubt but I guess he was so happy he turns around and brings me back a crumpled up brown paper bag to store the mask in and then is gone before you can say jimmy CRACK corn..... unreal, needless to say I left the mask next to the verizon center and the same guy will probably find it and resell it to someone else after tomorrows wizards game at the verizon center and get anoither fix, just another night in our nations capital.... of course to top off the shit I got on the wrong dam metro rail and end up at DCA airport which is 45 minutes out of the way and have to change trains to get back to my house at an hour and a half time loss, make it off the metro just in time to be greeted for my 24th BDAY which is today and now its time for the real party to begin.

[Chi_archie]

Happy birthday

weird story

[topgame85]

Thanks Chi bunch of weird shit out there tonight other than the Islanders winning and this crackhead halloween brings out all the crazies

[wtf]

happy birthday

gave you some points and will give you the winner of the melbourne cup this tuesday! bet large sir

[tullamore]

Topper, enjoy your birthday.

[topgame85]

thnks wtf and tully, WTF I am looking forward to it don't forget me

[MickChunky]

Happy birthday. Man, I've got some wild stories from D.C. About 10 years ago me and my wife were doing something in D.C. and got a little lost and ended up needing gas in southeast. So this crackhead asks her for a quarter and she tells him to ask me since I was still sitting in the car, when he walks over I hand him 25c and he starts yelling at some woman about "when i get this quarter imma shove it up your ass you black bitch" My wife said he came running inside after this woman and the store owner called the cops on him.

Always some interesting shit going on there, my dad and I almost got robbed coming out of the Hard Rock when I was about 10, I still think the only reason shit didn't go down was because I was a kid, my dad was giving him all kinds of shit though about being a homeless piece of shit, we were lucky that time.

[topgame85]

Well just a quick check in boys enjoy your night I sure as hell will make money tomorrow/today!

[topgame85]

Happy birthday. Man, I've got some wild stories from D.C. About 10 years ago me and my wife were doing something in D.C. and got a little lost and ended up needing gas in southeast. So this crackhead asks her for a quarter and she tells him to ask me since I was still sitting in the car, when he walks over I hand him 25c and he starts yelling at some woman about "when i get this quarter imma shove it up your ass you black bitch" My wife said he came running inside after this woman and the store owner called the cops on him.

Always some interesting shit going on there, my dad and I almost got robbed coming out of the Hard Rock when I was about 10, I still think the only reason shit didn't go down was because I was a kid, my dad was giving him all kinds of shit though about being a homeless piece of shit, we were lucky that time.

Thats the CITY, I am sure all cities have nuts stories but DC has some very special cases

[pat venditto]

Topper was it this guy?

[jellobiafra]

Happy Birthday Gamer. I'm gonna be in Dunn Loring Thanksgiving and Friday. Maybe get a beer that Friday?