Rewrite the SBR automated birthday e-mail and win some points

[Willie Bee]

"Hello Poster,

We at Sports Handicapping, Betting & Picks - SBR Forum would like to wish you a happy birthday today!"

Capybara brought up a good point about the standard vBulletin message for a poster having a birthday is so impersonal and lame by SBR standards. So here's your chance to win some points for rewriting the message to go out to degenerate SBR posters on their birthday (at least what they listed as their birthdays).

First, here's your judging committee: 1) Pre-screening: The Prick, sam9ball, Ivanator; 2) Second screening - Bill Dozer; 3) SBR_John

Here are the simple rules:
1) Fifty (50) words or less. Nice round number, short, sweet and to the point.

2) E-mail all entries to forum@sbrforum.com with BIRTHDAY in the subject line.

3) One entry per household.

4) Deadline: Nov 11, 2009, 11:59 PM (EST)

We aren't responsible for any entries that don't follow those four very simple rules. Will award 500 points to eventual winner, 250 each to the two runnerups.