Buzzy goes down to Dixie -- Part I

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  • buztah
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    • 03-23-07
    • 7470

    #1
    Buzzy goes down to Dixie -- Part I
    The state made quite an impression on me. The topography is lovely and outright inspirational. The weather is mild n subdued. Spent most of my time in the Research Triangle area and a little time on the coast. The people are friendly, even the Blacks! There was no venomous sense of entitlement, like in Detroit, New York, Toronto, Chicago, or LA, amongst them. They simply went about their lives joyfully, content with their place on the food chain. There were other surprises. I saw women showing respect for their men. Children obeyed their parents. I even saw a Jew buying goods as opposed to peddling them. Chinamen walked humbly, with their head down, grateful for the opportunity to live there. The unspoken caste system was as follows:

    White Men
    White Women
    Jewish Men and Women
    Chinamen
    Black Men
    All other Women


    I do not judge this system as it has worked well for the state and the aforementioned residents generally seem to live in harmony with this reality.


    I was most surprised by the gullible nature of all locals. The residents are trusting. I quickly utilized, several times (different store each time), a wonderful primer to Mathy's dine n dash technique. Go to a supermarket and load a shopping cart with all your favourite things. Be sure to hit up the deli counter for the absolutely most expensive freshly cut meats n cheeses. Walk around with a fake grocery list and eat the finer contents of your shopping cart. Once full, abandon the cart in aisle 7 and proceed to checkout to buy something trivial, like a pack of gum.

    I have such a vast plethora of stories and information to share and will do so over the coming days. I drained myself sexually and will share some details once I have time to post later.
  • Richkas
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 02-03-08
    • 19396

    #2
    Welcome back
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    • buztah
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      • 03-23-07
      • 7470

      #3
      Thank you, Rickay!
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      • TPowell
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        • 02-21-08
        • 18842

        #4
        Buzzy, glad u like the south pal! Wonderful place to live
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        • wtf
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          • 08-22-08
          • 12983

          #5
          NOBODY lives life larger than buzzy

          keep it coming!
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          • buztah
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            • 03-23-07
            • 7470

            #6
            Dubya, I squeezed every drop of life out of this expereince. Much more to share.

            TP, you Southerners do it right. I finally get it.
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            • WileOut
              SBR MVP
              • 02-04-07
              • 3844

              #7
              Southerners generally live by the rule of do unto others as you would have them do unto you, because the vast majority are Christian. So they usually are going to be very nice and give you the benefit of the doubt, until you wrong them and they know this to be fact. Then the whole ballgame changes. See the civil war.

              Also see the southern view on the death penalty. There isn't a region in the nation that is pro death penalty like the south is.
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              • WileOut
                SBR MVP
                • 02-04-07
                • 3844

                #8
                By the way, where in the south are you buzzy?

                Nevermind research triangle in NC I assume.
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                • buztah
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                  • 03-23-07
                  • 7470

                  #9
                  Wile, I take it you are in the great Dixie State ah Georgia, yes?
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                  • sickler
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                    • 06-05-08
                    • 15006

                    #10
                    So that's where you were, Buzzy. Pics to follow?
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                    • buztah
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                      • 03-23-07
                      • 7470

                      #11
                      Pics will be cuming, Sickler.
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                      • jjgold
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                        • 07-20-05
                        • 388179

                        #12
                        Buzzy get back to capping your getting sidetracked
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                        • buztah
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                          • 03-23-07
                          • 7470

                          #13
                          Coach, we are making so much cash trading that capping has taken a back seat.
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                          • sickler
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                            • 06-05-08
                            • 15006

                            #14
                            Originally posted by buztah
                            Pics will be cuming, Sickler.
                            Make sure to include some of Chinese walking with head down and Jews buying goods. Surely you didn't miss those photo ops.
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                            • BadNina
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                              • 11-27-07
                              • 10491

                              #15
                              Alabama is the heart of Dixie. It use to say that on our license plates.
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                              • Housemoney
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                                • 09-17-09
                                • 3912

                                #16
                                I hope you got visit one of the local Ale House's for their 2 for Tuesday. Great for sports and women. Can't beat a Southern Peach.
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                                • buztah
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                                  • 03-23-07
                                  • 7470

                                  #17
                                  UNC's campus

                                  The day after my lecture on risk/reward at Duke, I toured UNC's campus and from the cover of this tree did make quite an impression on a couple young bells. It was under these leaves that I made one gal a woman and taught another all about the power of the tongue.
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                                  • buztah
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                                    • 03-23-07
                                    • 7470

                                    #18
                                    One of the head honchos at NC State

                                    happened to catch my lecture at Duke and invited me to his beach house at Wrightsville Beach. Here I make a preliminary move on him. Less than 2 hours later, after a nice dinner at The Oceanic, he was howling like a she wolf in the surf while I taught him all about Canadian Bacon.
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                                    • buztah
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                                      • 03-23-07
                                      • 7470

                                      #19
                                      A devastatingly handsome kok phucker!

                                      No one in the state could resist my charms and prowess. I was a god amongst mere mortals.
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                                      • Bread
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 03-16-08
                                        • 23726

                                        #20
                                        What a handsome fukk. Man wha I would do for a threesome wih Buzzy and Richie.
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                                        • buztah
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                                          • 03-23-07
                                          • 7470

                                          #21
                                          Bread, you would *** too quick.
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                                          • buztah
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 03-23-07
                                            • 7470

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Housemoney
                                            I hope you got visit one of the local Ale House's for their 2 for Tuesday. Great for sports and women. Can't beat a Southern Peach.
                                            Did not make it to one of those Ale Houses but that gives me one more thing to do next time.
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