my attempt to conquer teasers

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  • stats13
    SBR MVP
    • 06-29-09
    • 1687

    #1
    my attempt to conquer teasers
    i'm going to start playing more teasers. today my first 2 legs came through, the teasers im playing are combo nfl/ncaafb/nba ones. I know its common knowledge that teasers are sucker bets and I probably agree, but i'm a degenerate who loves action so part of me sees this as having 3 bets for the price of one going. you know what i'm sayin? I'll still bet regular but for a bit i'm going to do a few of these until I get frustrated and quit. by the way, last week tulsa blew a huge 3:1 payout teaser for me, **** tulsa.

    10 points for football / 7 for hoops, must be 3 teams, pays -120, pushes void the bet

    pending:

    lal -3.5 (W), portland -3 (W), vt -6.5
    gt pk, florida -5, no saints pk
  • stats13
    SBR MVP
    • 06-29-09
    • 1687

    #2
    added:

    colts -2, dal cowboys +.5, saints/falcons o44 (kinda crazy to tease 10 points to o44 lol but I still like it)
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    • stats13
      SBR MVP
      • 06-29-09
      • 1687

      #3
      you will probably frequently see my teasers ending on thursday night or monday night / sunday night too, just for shits so i can watch the "big game" for the payday
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      • stats13
        SBR MVP
        • 06-29-09
        • 1687

        #4
        that gt line above is actually gt -1.5 not pk (-11.5 to -10.5)
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        • jayc88
          Restricted User
          • 12-30-07
          • 6785

          #5
          focus on wong teasers in football
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          • stats13
            SBR MVP
            • 06-29-09
            • 1687

            #6
            WVU +7 (friday night), FSU +1, Idaho +7.5
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            • jellobiafra
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 03-08-09
              • 6291

              #7
              I am trying as hard as I can not to make too many teasers. They are guilty pleasure of mine too. But I couldn't resist a two team 6.5 pointer to get Wiscy and Miami at a pick. I love this bet.

              Really trying to resist a 3 teamer with SD, CHI, and ARZ right now.
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              • stats13
                SBR MVP
                • 06-29-09
                • 1687

                #8
                Originally posted by jellobiafra
                I am trying as hard as I can not to make too many teasers. They are guilty pleasure of mine too. But I couldn't resist a two team 6.5 pointer to get Wiscy and Miami at a pick. I love this bet.

                Really trying to resist a 3 teamer with SD, CHI, and ARZ right now.
                I can see how this is fun. after betting straight up for years and sweating a cover on the standard spread, or getting butt****ed on a last minute td, its nice to just pick winners for the most part and often even get points as well. because these are all 10 point teasers, i'm sure they all qualify as wong teasers.

                i wanna work something in with duke +17... if vt-6.5 comes thru, that'll probably be a leg on the next one. i've set aside a fund specifically for teasers.
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                • jellobiafra
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 03-08-09
                  • 6291

                  #9
                  I'm waiting out the VT line to get UNC at 17 or better. If not I might buy the half point. I'm on the other side of you there.
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                  • fsugolf
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 07-17-09
                    • 6194

                    #10
                    Originally posted by stats13
                    you will probably frequently see my teasers ending on thursday night or monday night / sunday night too, just for shits so i can watch the "big game" for the payday


                    or a hedge for a guaranteed profit, so you don't have to sweat the "big game"
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                    • stats13
                      SBR MVP
                      • 06-29-09
                      • 1687

                      #11
                      Originally posted by jellobiafra
                      I'm waiting out the VT line to get UNC at 17 or better. If not I might buy the half point. I'm on the other side of you there.
                      unc is just so bad. if they get smacked by gt, and give up a sizable lead at home to FSU, i just don't see them coming close in blacksburg against a hokie team coming off a huge loss
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                      • Scorpion
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 09-04-05
                        • 7797

                        #12
                        teasers are the way to go
                        dont give up

                        i heard pros play 4 team 13 point teasers
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                        • stats13
                          SBR MVP
                          • 06-29-09
                          • 1687

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Scorpion
                          teasers are the way to go
                          dont give up

                          i heard pros play 4 team 13 point teasers
                          ok u jokin?
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                          • stats13
                            SBR MVP
                            • 06-29-09
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                            #14
                            NBA 2 nite

                            Hawks -1
                            Celtics -2.5
                            Thunder +.5
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                            • jjgold
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 07-20-05
                              • 388179

                              #15
                              Its so hard to even win adjusting line 10 points

                              I like teasers also, gl chief
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                              • stats13
                                SBR MVP
                                • 06-29-09
                                • 1687

                                #16
                                Originally posted by stats13
                                NBA 2 nite

                                Hawks -1
                                Celtics -2.5
                                Thunder +.5
                                this one is looking solid. hawks won by 11 and both the celts and thunder are up 20+ in the 2nd half
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                                • stats13
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 06-29-09
                                  • 1687

                                  #17
                                  YTD 1-0

                                  hawks/okc/celtics comes in easy

                                  +.5 units
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                                  • stats13
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                                    • 06-29-09
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                                    #18
                                    duke +17
                                    over 31 carolina @ arizona
                                    bears -3
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                                    • stats13
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                                      • 06-29-09
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                                      #19
                                      cincy bearcats -5
                                      miami canes +3
                                      texas longhorns +1
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                                      • stats13
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                                        • 06-29-09
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                                        #20
                                        sc +7
                                        fresno -7
                                        troy -6
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                                        • beagle25
                                          SBR High Roller
                                          • 01-29-08
                                          • 108

                                          #21
                                          Why don't you mix in 4 team 13 point teasers. That way you could get Bears down to -1 and Colts to pick em.
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                                          • stats13
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 06-29-09
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                                            #22
                                            my book that i'm using for this doesnt offer 13 pointers. you're being facetious about getting the bears and colts lower, right?

                                            this is going to be WAY addictive
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                                            • stats13
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 06-29-09
                                              • 1687

                                              #23
                                              played 9 teasers this weekend

                                              4 lost, 3 won, and 2 are pending on the following:

                                              saints pk
                                              over 44
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                                              • stats13
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 06-29-09
                                                • 1687

                                                #24
                                                nice, both closed

                                                also played 2 shorter ones starting tonight

                                                falcons +21.5/o45.5/gt -5
                                                falcons +21.5/o45.5/ore +5

                                                both first legs came thru
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                                                • Shortstop
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 01-02-09
                                                  • 27281

                                                  #25
                                                  Good luck with your teasers stats!
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                                                  • stats13
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 06-29-09
                                                    • 1687

                                                    #26
                                                    thanks shorty i might bust out a few more tonight

                                                    really like where i'm sitting on gt -5 and oregon +5 to close out 2 separate ones
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                                                    • stats13
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 06-29-09
                                                      • 1687

                                                      #27
                                                      ok, today I went crazy. My most ambitious attempt at the 10 point 3 team teaser by far. Ran a 6 team, round robin teaser by 3's on the following games. I am really feeling 6-0 comes through.

                                                      GT -6
                                                      ND -1
                                                      USC pk
                                                      NE -.5
                                                      Indy +1
                                                      N.O. -3
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                                                      • stats13
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                                                        • 06-29-09
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                                                        #28
                                                        GT has wake in atlanta... line is -16... Wakes qb coming off concussion... boom
                                                        ND at home vs navy... navy just lost to temple... boom
                                                        SC at ASU... an angry sc team coming off the loss to oregon... lose 2 in a row, I don't think so... boom
                                                        NE at home facing Miami... the wildcat has some power, but c'mon.... boom
                                                        Indy at home against Houston... could happen but i doubt it... boom
                                                        Saints at home against Carolina... only chance is if carolina runs wild on em... doubt it... boom
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                                                        • stats13
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                                                          • 06-29-09
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                                                          #29
                                                          barely missing the cut were

                                                          atlanta pk vs washington in atlanta
                                                          seattle pk vs detroit in seattle

                                                          might work them in later
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                                                          • stats13
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 06-29-09
                                                            • 1687

                                                            #30
                                                            what an inglorious beatdown with GT not covering -5 and ND losing outright

                                                            dare I quit? Never

                                                            here we go, I put in 2 for this week:

                                                            denver +12.5 and over 31 (each with)
                                                            Clemson +3
                                                            GT -.5
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                                                            • tblues2005
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 07-30-06
                                                              • 9235

                                                              #31
                                                              I have denver tonight and I hope it comes through for us stats.
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                                                              • stats13
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 06-29-09
                                                                • 1687

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by tblues2005
                                                                I have denver tonight and I hope it comes through for us stats.
                                                                how shitty was that? now i need clemson and gt to both win outright just to about break even on this bs.
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                                                                • stats13
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 06-29-09
                                                                  • 1687

                                                                  #33
                                                                  gt -3 (ties push) to close out 110/91
                                                                  gt -3 (ties push) to close out 110/91
                                                                  gt -.5 and clemson +3 (ties push) to close out 125/104
                                                                  cincy -2.5, clemson -1.5, gt -6 for 182/292

                                                                  if gt loses or wins by less than a td this weekend, it'll suck ass. i'm a big gt fan and got some cashola on them. clemson and cincy better not shit the bed either.
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