Robyn -- you have acquired JOTT's syndrome/disease!

[MilfDriller]

I haven't gone into your Asian jealousy thread lately, but I recently read in a medical journal of a syndrome/disease that nails 5 out of every 4 American women (and 80% of doctors agree that 90% of the time it can be deadly half the time).

It's called JOTT's Syndrome ... or JOTT's Disease.


This is what is called 'JEALOUSY OF THE TIGHTNESS' Disease. This hits American women hard as they get more and more jealous of the fact that dudes lust after Asian women.


However, do not fear, Robyn. There is hope. I am a doctor. The cure is for you to watch 2 hours a day of Teanna Kai's movies. You will lose your JOTT's disease and you will most likely fall in love!!!

[MilfDriller]

Robyn, allow me to hypnotize you.

I want you to stare deeply into the foto below... you will fall in love... you will fall in love

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You are now craving Teanna.... you are now craving Teanna... SING IT WITH ME, ROBYN!!!

JEALOUSY BE GONE!!!! BE GONE JEALOUSY!!!!

JOTT'S SYNDROME NO MORE!!!! BE GONE JEALOUSY!!! BE GONE!!!!!!

[Robyn]

Milfy, do you have a teeny peepee? Awww. *hugs*

[MonkeyF0cker]

LOL. Backfire.

[MilfDriller]

You'd love it, Robyn.

[Robyn]

I do not discriminate.

[sickler]

Robin, you don't understand the Asian women fetish. It's not about having a tiny pecker. You keep saying that.

Google your way to understanding: www.google.com

[Bread]

I have a tiny tallywacker and I like Asian women.

What about it?!?

[sickler]

I have a tiny tallywacker and I like Asian women.

What about it?!?

That's not what Robyn claims.

Unless the cheque is in the mail.

[Chi_archie]

just so I am clear on this

this disease affects 5 out of every 4 american women?

[Robyn]

Bread has an decent sized weiner and it is perfect for my GIGANTIC vagina.

I do not especially admire a peanut-sized dinger nor do I EVER want anything that perforates my internal organs.

Thank you.

[Jimmy0607]

just so I am clear on this this disease affects 5 out of every 4 american women?

Yeah Chi 120 %

[sickler]

my GIGANTIC vagina.

Wow, what an admission. A smuggler's delight.

[Robyn]

I am very sad for the guy who posted this thread and perhaps some others. I understand making an Asian man's weiner small (to fit with the Asian woman's tiny physique and vagina) but why would GOD make a white man in the United States of the Melting Pot with a small dinger? It is truly an injustice. I call "Noonan!"

[Chi_archie]

miss it noonan

[MilfDriller]

Sorry, Robyn, but it is ridiculously apparent that you are jealous of Asian hotties and their hotness.

Is a woman any less of a woman because she loves a man with a nice bank? No. A woman can do what she wants to do. If that's what she wants, then let her go for it.

Now if 99% of dudes love the Asian hotness... well, shit, there's no need for you to be jealous.

ASIAN WOMEN ARE HOT AS SIN!!!!

[MilfDriller]

Teanna, I want you to FALL IN LOVE RIGHT NOW!!!! JUST FALL IN LOVE!!!



You heating up or what? Come on, Robyn!!!

[MilfDriller]

Robyn... meet Teanna.

I want you two to get along swell.

[RobbReport]

Robyn is secretly into black dudes...all white chicks are...like all white guys have yellow fever.

[MilfDriller]

Do you think she's hot, Robyn? She has what is called 'a body built to perfection'. Oh my!

[MilfDriller]

Do you know what Teanna has?

She's got a truly incredible body. She's like a ferrari. She can just look at a ferrari and go, 'Oh my fvcking god... HOT DAMN!!!!'

[Robyn]

Milfy, when have I EVER said anything negative against Asian women? I think they are adorable. And I am not talking about the occasional white guy who falls in love with the random asian woman. I am talking about the white guys who freaking lose every possible internet porn nut over asian women...who are are OBSESSED with asian women. These fellas are Small.Dick.Men.

I would bet $150 million dollars on this theory.

[Robyn]

Robyn is secretly into black dudes...all white chicks are...like all white guys have yellow fever.

Robby, I am not into giant lips and men who only bathe once every six days. No. Sorry pal.

[sickler]

[RobbReport]

[MonkeyF0cker]

Most Asian chicks have no or ass.

[wtf]

robyn, can you get some help for this disorder? i will help finance it, please provide paypal name, love, wtf

[Robyn]

wtf, you have been lippy with me lately and I don't like it. I think you need to apologize otherwise I will not talk to you for 12 days.