Convo with bet online asking for a winner

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

Lawrence: Hows it going
Kirk: Hello, Lawrence.
Kirk: How can I help you today?
Lawrence: Who do you like tomorrow the eagles or the redskins? I lost my ass yesterday and im trying to buy it back
Kirk: I guess it is going to be an interesting game, don't you think ?
Lawrence: Yea one team lost to the lions the other lost to the raiders, should be a great game. But thats besides the point i need a winner pal.
Kirk: Unfortunately, I am not good at wagers, my sports it is actually tennis. =)
Lawrence: Well give me a winner. How many credit cards should i open up tonight?
Kirk: As many as you like
Kirk: Do you have an account with us, Lawrence?
Kirk: I think it is going to be a tough game although.
Lawrence: Not currently but if you can give me a winner i may post up. But it has to be a winner. My wife divorced me im on my iphone and the battery is almost dead. Im wearing a fur coat and its raining outside 70 degrees. i need a winner pal
Kirk: Sad to hear that. But in order for us to carry on, you must sign in.
Kirk: Now, I really cannot give you a proper answer of whom is going to be the winner tomorrow.
Lawrence: Eagles -7.5 or skins +7.5 pal
Kirk: Take the skins.

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

April: please contact us by then and we will be glad to refer this to them
Rohid: Oh ok thats cool but whats your opinion on it? PHI -7.5 or WAS +7.5
Rohid: Do you know what a ****ing spread is?
April: there is no need to use that language Sir, I just wish you the best of the luck
Rohid: I'm sorry I just broke up with my girlfriend, she used to always pick winners for me, and now I only have you.
April: Sorry about that, I understand
Rohid: Oh you do? Your girlfriend who picked winners for you broke up with you also?
Rohid: what a coincidence!
April: Again Sir, I wish you the best
April: Good luck!
Rohid: Just pick one, PHI -7.5 or WAS +7.5 come on make my night
April: Sorry Rohid, that's a company policy
April: I can not pick a winner for you
Rohid: Ok, then pick the loser for me
April: I hope you understand
April: It will be the same, sorry I do not mean to give you a hard time
Rohid: Who can pick a winner for me then? My friend March told me to ask the future, So I am asking you!
April: Sir I do not mean to keep on going around with the same, but my answer will always be the same, I can not make that decision for you, that is a company policy
Rohid: Why are you yelling? It makes me uncomfortable
April: not at all Sir, I am here to help
April: but I can not give you advice on that
April: My answer is no, I can not pick for you, if there is something else I can help you with in regards of your account I will be glad to
Rohid: My account? What account?
Rohid: so can you a pick a winner for me?
Rohid: your answer is NO? wait a second i get it, are you secretly telling me to bet the Saints?
April: No I am not
April: Anything else I can assist you with?
Rohid: ohhh i gotcha now
Rohid: thanks, but i need a winner for tonight

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

Rohid: thanks, but i need a winner for tonight
April: Good luck!
April: Thank you for contacting us, have a nice day!
Rohid: I have a question about my account now
April: Let me help you, what is your account number please?
Rohid: Are you going to steal my money if i give you my account number?
April: not at all
Rohid: Then why do you want my account number so badly?

[pat venditto]

Good stuff until.

[CS-Cedrick]

You crazy fellah.

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

Rohid: Are you trying to get rid of me?
April: not at all, I am more than willing to help as long as you provide me with the information
Rohid: Here is the information: WAS +7.5, PHI -7.5, HELP!

[ztballer]

this is awesome hahaha can u do the same with 365? fukkers suspended my account then made me call them for 30 minutes explaining that i wasn't barrelled in

[CS-Cedrick]

Rohid: Are you trying to get rid of me?
April: not at all, I am more than willing to help as long as you provide me with the information
Rohid: Here is the information: WAS +7.5, PHI -7.5, HELP!

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

Bump for early crowd

[TWEETS]

Classic, you ought to try it with some obscure sport like Yugoslavia Womens League B Basketball

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

Classic, you ought to try it with some obscure sport like Yugoslavia Womens League B Basketball

Yea im laughing histerically reading over this haha. What sites offer that sport besides 5 dimes? I dont want to prank my own book.

[InTheHole]

[kmarinouofm]

this made my day.. to funny

[poker_dummy101]

i rate this a C-

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

[BobbyBaseballs]

Whats BUMP mean? I see it all the time

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

Whats BUMP mean? I see it all the time

Bump is making a post in a old thread to bring it back for the forum to view

[Ced's shadow]

Rohid: I'm sorry I just broke up with my girlfriend, she used to always pick winners for me, and now I only have you.
April: Sorry about that, I understand
Rohid: Oh you do? Your girlfriend who picked winners for you broke up with you also?
Rohid: what a coincidence!

Amazing

[BurtRapp]

BRAVO well done