I'm here to tell you a legendary betting pattern that must be exposed...a pattern so incredible that it has caused me to lay a bet on the FCS. I tell you...the FCS!
Around this time last year, my ex girlfriend who attends Northeastern cheated on me. While that was not the best experience, it has exposed a money making opportunity based on complete luck, no research, and totally inexperienced bias.
This weekend, an 0-7 Northeastern football squad plays at home as 2.5 point dogs against a dreadful Towson State team. Why is this important? Well I tell you, this weekend I am also reuniting with my current girlfriend after not seeing her for a month (ya know...college sh*t) and will be having gratuitous amounts of sex, ON MY EX-GFS BIRTHDAY, while she contemplates going to the worst football school in the nation.
So you heard it SBR, put a unit on Towson State to completely destroy the Northeastern Huskies for the this simple fact: whores never win.
Disclaimer: I will not be held responsible if this bet loses. Seriously, blame society, blame the goverment, blame God, but don't blame me, because I have much bigger fish to fry. And I will probably be naked while you're b*tching.
Around this time last year, my ex girlfriend who attends Northeastern cheated on me. While that was not the best experience, it has exposed a money making opportunity based on complete luck, no research, and totally inexperienced bias.
This weekend, an 0-7 Northeastern football squad plays at home as 2.5 point dogs against a dreadful Towson State team. Why is this important? Well I tell you, this weekend I am also reuniting with my current girlfriend after not seeing her for a month (ya know...college sh*t) and will be having gratuitous amounts of sex, ON MY EX-GFS BIRTHDAY, while she contemplates going to the worst football school in the nation.
So you heard it SBR, put a unit on Towson State to completely destroy the Northeastern Huskies for the this simple fact: whores never win.
Disclaimer: I will not be held responsible if this bet loses. Seriously, blame society, blame the goverment, blame God, but don't blame me, because I have much bigger fish to fry. And I will probably be naked while you're b*tching.
