Best Way For A Man To Get Laid

[Cougar Bait]

Okay, if you guys have never tried it, this is it. My best sexual position.

Start on your back, with her on top. Wait for her to do her business.

Then, have her continue riding...



When you are about to let it go, have her jump off and finish you.

Whatever you prefer. Or, whatever she's willing to do. Most are only willing to do the hand. Some will use the mouth, but those are the dirty ones, the keepers. This might have to be predetermined before the act, or the timing will be off.

You guys can thank me later.

Have a towel handy.

[Deuce]

Why can't she just swallow it as usual? What am I missing here? Isn't this called sex?

[G's pks]

or just use her sheets and leave...

[Deuce]

or just use her sheets and leave...

Drapes or her pillow.

[G's pks]

Drapes or her pillow.

agree...then leave!

[sickler]

Yes, her on top is numero uno.

Close second is this pleasing position:

[Cougar Bait]

The ride, the anticipation, the move to jump off your knob, the skill it takes to preform the motion to make the swimmers rise to the top and as the molten lava flows out of the volcano of your kok...the ecstasy of the climax. It is not the same as getting head, since everyone has had that, or at least knows about it. Try it and you will see.

[mathdotcom]

holy fukk did cougar just lose his virginity?

this is the called sex 101 and one of the most basic positions there is

cougar let us know when you mix it up a little

[Deuce]

Put her legs straight up, vertical to the ceiling. Put your cock in her and pound. Pushes her cunt together making it that much tighter. You won't last very long so pace yourself. Drives her wild to, reach around her legs and get two fists full of . Perfect. Win/Win

[Richkas]

Phuck that. Creampie

[Deuce]

Phuck that. Creampie

Richie,

The spring chickens here are dealing with broads pre menopause. That only works with codgers and the asshole.

[Cougar Bait]

Mathy, I like many a position and many a broad. However, I have found this to be the most suitable position to satisfy both parties...

I am 17 years into nailing tail.

Hope that doesn't date me.

[Ulver86]

hey let me tell you about a little position i learned at Catholic school from my preacher called the missionary

[mathdotcom]

Richie,

The spring chickens here are dealing with broads pre menopause. That only works with codgers and the asshole.

[Cougar Bait]

The oldest broad I've had is 42.

But I was 24 at the time.

I love Cougars.

[eidolon]

legs up and lock your guys arms, and rock that taco like fat albert

[sickler]

[sickler]

[sickler]

Does anyone want to play?

[Cougar Bait]

Yeh Yeh. I love diagrams.

And diaphragms.

[blittydeuce]

Put her legs straight up, vertical to the ceiling. Put your cock in her and pound. Pushes her cunt together making it that much tighter. You won't last very long so pace yourself. Drives her wild to, reach around her legs and get two fists full of . Perfect. Win/Win

[acarmelo1]

Put her legs straight up, vertical to the ceiling. Put your cock in her and pound. Pushes her cunt together making it that much tighter. You won't last very long so pace yourself. Drives her wild to, reach around her legs and get two fists full of . Perfect. Win/Win

This one is really nice, it feels so tight!!

[AMBlai01]

The one on the right is the backwards wheelbarrow always a crowd pleaser!

[AMBlai01]

This one is really nice, it feels so tight!!

Stop fukking whores and you won't need to do that for it to feel tight....it will BE tight.

[sickler]

Shouldn't focus on a position that will make you blow your wad quicker, ya wanna make it last. In and out in 60 seconds, that your goal? Mix it up.

Maybe some of you guys are young and she expects a premature ejaculator.

[Team Ramrod]

Nothing better than phukking and pulling out and getting finished off with a BJ.

[Cougar Bait]

Nothing better than phukking and pulling out and getting finished off with a BJ.

Yes RamRod, this was my initial point.

Off topic...

Is there a Super Troopers 2 in the works? God I hope so.

[StraitShooter]

holy fukk did cougar just lose his virginity?

this is the called sex 101 and one of the most basic positions there is

cougar let us know when you mix it up a little

yeah..thats what I thought too

[Cougar Bait]

yeah..thats what I thought too

Man, I am just trying to make this place interesting. If you guys feel like touching yourselves go ahead.

[smarmy]

Leave a batch of kids on her back, steal $50 out of her purse and climb out a window.

[jjgold]

lol

Best way to get laid is 100%

HAVE COKE WITH YOU, IT IS A WOMAN'S BEST FRIEND

[sickler]

lol

Best way to get laid is 100%

HAVE COKE WITH YOU, IT IS A WOMAN'S BEST FRIEND

That only works with tramps.

You're hanging around in the wrong part of town.

[buztah]

I like sitting on a chair with her bouncing on top of me. When i'm about to ***, she drops to the floor on her knees, I spread my legs as wide as possible and move to the very edge of the chair to where my ass is barely on it. She jerks my kok as hard as she phucken can and i phucking bust a nut, gushing a tidal wave of *** all over her beautiful face. OMG! That is the most powerful orgasm. Ya gotta try this, boyz. Your balls will need a phucken cast but so worth it.

[Cougar Bait]

Leave a batch of kids on her back, steal $50 out of her purse and climb out a window.

lol Best way to get laid is 100% HAVE COKE WITH YOU, IT IS A WOMAN'S BEST FRIEND

JJ you ever pick up some women of the night? They love that shit.

[Team Ramrod]

Off topic...

Is there a Super Troopers 2 in the works? God I hope so.

As of right now no, they are currently going on a comedy tour. They do stand up and do skits from their movies, I would love to go check them out. Super Troopers 2 is suppose to be about them playing as their dad's as cops back the 70's era but dont know if they will really make the movie or not. Super Troopers is one of the funniest movies of all time imo but all their other movies has some funny moments in them but overall average flicks at best.