Top Ten Things I Have Learned In Vegas

[Casperwaits]

10. Those free drinks they serve at casinos have as much alcohol as I have winning picks.

9. Hookers are different than escorts and massages are different in Asia.

8. Just because you eat at a buffet doesn't mean you can "EAT THE BUFFET"

7. Wayne Newton is still alive

6. There are a lot of JJ Gold look a likes at the Vegas Sportsbooks

5. Crime is only a problem if you are white and do not own a gun.

4. The heat may be dry, but it is still hotter than Phoebe Cates in the 80's.

3. It is not wise to call a Roulette "spinner" Satan Incarnate and that you want to eat his children after he rolls 11 Black in a row....and you have been playing Red.

2. Homless Shelters are like Vegas Casinos without the gambling, clean sheets, buffets, or fun.

1. That I LOVE IT AND BELONG HERE!!!!

[Sam Odom]

[SamsNCharge99]

ill be there in 2 years Casper

[InTheHole]

10. Those free drinks they serve at casinos have as much alcohol as I have winning picks.

9. Hookers are different than escorts and massages are different in Asia.

8. Just because you eat at a buffet doesn't mean you can "EAT THE BUFFET"

7. Wayne Newton is still alive

6. There are a lot of JJ Gold look a likes at the Vegas Sportsbooks

5. Crime is only a problem if you are white and do not own a gun.

4. The heat may be dry, but it is still hotter than Phoebe Cates in the 80's.

3. It is not wise to call a Roulette "spinner" Satan Incarnate and that you want to eat his children after he rolls 11 Black in a row....and you have been playing Red.

2. Homless Shelters are like Vegas Casinos without the gambling, clean sheets, buffets, or fun.

1. That I LOVE IT AND BELONG HERE!!!!

Nice to hear you weathered the storm

[jjgold]

10. Those free drinks they serve at casinos have as much alcohol as I have winning picks.

9. Hookers are different than escorts and massages are different in Asia.

8. Just because you eat at a buffet doesn't mean you can "EAT THE BUFFET"

7. Wayne Newton is still alive

6. There are a lot of JJ Gold look a likes at the Vegas Sportsbooks

5. Crime is only a problem if you are white and do not own a gun.

4. The heat may be dry, but it is still hotter than Phoebe Cates in the 80's.

3. It is not wise to call a Roulette "spinner" Satan Incarnate and that you want to eat his children after he rolls 11 Black in a row....and you have been playing Red.

2. Homless Shelters are like Vegas Casinos without the gambling, clean sheets, buffets, or fun.

1. That I LOVE IT AND BELONG HERE!!!!

[jackpot269]

GL out there casper!

[Sam Odom]

Vegas will break, in more ways than $$$, most men. The best way to survive in vegas is work the otherside of the counter and then be a grinder like Fishhead.

[reno cool]

I agree with #10. With few exceptions most drinks aren't worth the dollar tip.

Sammy, Vegas is a bit of a disappointment. Don't get your hopes up.