Frenchies in Canada

buztah · 10-20-09, 09:50 AM

The only good thing that ever came outta Quebec was pussy. I say we invade, take their women and put one Canadian soldier on our side of the Gatineau. That would be enough to intimidate those pussies to never ever dare to cross into what is True Canada.

Bread · 10-20-09, 10:01 AM

I agree. We need to send them all back to AFRICA!!!

lakerboy · 10-20-09, 10:04 AM

I love Quebec. My wife is from there. So I guess Buztah has a point.

PuckOff · 10-20-09, 10:04 AM

Originally posted by buztah

The only good thing that ever came outta Quebec was pussy. I say we invade, take their women and put one Canadian soldier on our side of the Gatineau. That would be enough to intimidate those pussies to never ever dare to cross into what is True Canada.

Are you saying that the other side or each of Quebec is not part of True Canada?

Buzzy??? I hope you're not picking a fight with your close Maritimer friend.

buztah · 10-20-09, 10:11 AM

Pucky, you know I would break you in half if we ever put up our dukes but you misunderstood. Just the threat of an Ontario soldier on one side of the border would ensure those Frog wannabees never enter any part of True Canada. The maritimes gave us Chef Michael Smith so we do value the maritimers, my good man.

Matt Rain · 10-20-09, 10:11 AM

Unacceptable thread. I'm calling the cops.

Tabarnak!

MrMonkey · 10-20-09, 10:20 AM

Dr. Buzzy, how much did the retarded pimp's prostitutes cost you the other day?

keyboarding · 10-20-09, 10:46 AM

Originally posted by buztah

The only good thing that ever came outta Quebec was pussy. I say we invade, take their women and put one Canadian soldier on our side of the Gatineau. That would be enough to intimidate those pussies to never ever dare to cross into what is True Canada.

And poutine.

sickler · 10-20-09, 02:02 PM

Mods, deep six this to the PZ like the Jew and Muslim threads.

gman2114 · 10-20-09, 02:12 PM

quite the thread

PuckOff · 10-20-09, 02:36 PM

Originally posted by buztah

Pucky, you know I would break you in half if we ever put up our dukes but you misunderstood.

Could this be the start of our first internet fight which could lead to our break up??

I hope not Buzzy because I was planning on sharing with you, my good friend, my entire personal catalogue of Kraft Diner recipes. Stand Down!!!

buztah · 10-20-09, 02:38 PM

Pucky, I say we call a truce and beat the shit outta Matt Rain for his insolence.

Bread · 10-20-09, 02:41 PM

Originally posted by buztah

Pucky, I say we call a truce and beat the shit outta Matt Rain for his insolence.

He has it coming, that's for sure.

buztah · 10-20-09, 02:42 PM

Originally posted by lakerboy

I love Quebec. My wife is from there. So I guess Buztah has a point.

Make sure her relatives visit you (if she must see them) and that all family reunions occur OUTSIDE that POS province.

buztah · 10-20-09, 02:43 PM

Originally posted by Bread

He has it coming, that's for sure.

What did that frog do to you, Brother Bread?

Bread · 10-20-09, 02:43 PM

Originally posted by buztah

What did that frog do to you, Brother Bread?

I'm not sure yet. But I'll figure it out

lakerboy · 10-20-09, 02:44 PM

Originally posted by buztah

Make sure her relatives visit you (if she must see them) and that all family reunions occur OUTSIDE that POS province.

- its already that way.

Willie Bee · 10-20-09, 02:48 PM

Puckoff my son, how's it going lad? Maybe the US and Canada can work out a swap. We'll trade y'all Michael Moore, Karl Rove, Glenn Beck, Keith Olbermann, Al Sharpton and Texas governor Prick, er, I mean Rick Perry for 200 French Canadians as long as Matt Rain isn't one of them. Deal?

buztah · 10-20-09, 02:52 PM

Originally posted by Willie Bee

Puckoff my son, how's it going lad? Maybe the US and Canada can work out a swap. We'll trade y'all Michael Moore, Karl Rove, Glenn Beck, Keith Olbermann, Al Sharpton and Texas governor Prick, er, I mean Rick Perry for 200 French Canadians as long as Matt Rain isn't one of them. Deal?

Matt Rain · 10-20-09, 02:52 PM

Bread, blitty's seen my free-standing punching bag with your face stapled to it.

Not a threat. But I been practicin'.

PuckOff · 10-20-09, 02:52 PM

Originally posted by buztah

Pucky, I say we call a truce and beat the shit outta Matt Rain for his insolence.

You got a deal my good friend. NO KD recipes involved though.

Matty Rain is a french Canadian separatist Buzzy. Watch this traitor!!

Matt Rain · 10-20-09, 03:02 PM

Originally posted by Willie Bee

Puckoff my son, how's it going lad? Maybe the US and Canada can work out a swap. We'll trade y'all Michael Moore, Karl Rove, Glenn Beck, Keith Olbermann, Al Sharpton and Texas governor Prick, er, I mean Rick Perry for 200 French Canadians as long as Matt Rain isn't one of them. Deal?

rookie · 10-20-09, 03:42 PM

Why's everyone ganged up against Matt Rain ? He's my favorite poster.

sickler · 10-20-09, 03:51 PM

Originally posted by rookie

Why's everyone ganged up against Matt Rain ? He's my favorite poster.

Two words: Quebecois francophone

Matt Rain · 10-20-09, 04:12 PM

Je vous répondrai par la bouche de mes canons.

PuckOff · 10-20-09, 08:01 PM

Originally posted by Willie Bee

Puckoff my son, how's it going lad? Maybe the US and Canada can work out a swap. We'll trade y'all Michael Moore, Karl Rove, Glenn Beck, Keith Olbermann, Al Sharpton and Texas governor Prick, er, I mean Rick Perry for 200 French Canadians as long as Matt Rain isn't one of them. Deal?

Hey Dad,

It's going as good as can be expected. Mom is appealing her parole decision which you are likely aware as you should have been notified by Department of Justice Canada. It's been a tough haul on the poor lass. Anyways........ I digress.

If we were to take that damn fool Sharpton off your hands then you have to take at least 250,000 Canadian frenchie separatists and make sure they are rehabilitated. It will be a tough challenge for sure, but miracles do happen from time to time. Buzzy and I are working on a plan for Matty Rain which will be a lot of fun once we get a hold of him.

I hope all is well with you and please say hello to Nina for me.

BTW......we wouldn't want those rehabbed Canadian frenchie separatists back so please think about a plan to use them wisely in case the deal goes down.

Good luck with them Dad because you're going to need it.

PuckOff

Al Masters · 10-20-09, 09:11 PM

Originally posted by PuckOff

Holy frig they are a bunch of whiners. Some of you are likely aware that the french in Canada are typically a bunch of cry babies who want to break apart from Canada. Now we have this jackass dude claiming the french players are being discriminated against in the NHL.

I'm getting tired of this shyt ...

http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Hockey/NHL...60701-sun.html

Heres another beauty.

National Post

http://www.nationalpost.com/news/canada/story.html?id=659577

RogueJuror · 10-21-09, 04:39 PM

whoah pucky was pissed

framboise · 10-21-09, 07:22 PM

bien dit ça, Matt.

framboise · 10-21-09, 07:27 PM

pis ceux qui sont en tabarnak!, y viennerons nous voir a l'entrack
on est ben ouvert a vos commentaires, si vous payez l'coniak niak niak niak
si vous payez-é l'coniak!

Matt Rain · 10-21-09, 11:21 PM

Matt Rain · 06-20-12, 01:04 PM

Eat a dick Pucky.

The Prick · 06-20-12, 03:00 PM

holy crap i miss me some buzzer, he was a weird little fugger an it was more than just cause he was cannadienne. and some of them other clowns in this thread made me piss from laughin