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  • buztah
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 03-23-07
    • 7470

    #1
    Fraternities are for the weak
    Sammy, why the phuck would a supposed power poster like you join a fraternity? Jesus Christ that's embarrassing! You are so incredibly socially awkward and such a pussy that you must rent the friendship of a group of guys for a short time? WTF happened to you along the way? Very sad.

    You need to man up, son.

    Anyone who joins a fraternity should be expelled immediately from university. If you are unable to make it through without making a friend on your own you had might as well skip the degree and go straight to welfare post haste! What was your initiation like? I bet the big bros whacked off on a basket of marshmallows and made you eat em or some such shit. What a desperate phuck you are.

    I can no longer hold you in any regard except to say you have let me, and everyone with even an ounce of self-respect, down.
  • fsugolf
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 07-17-09
    • 6194

    #2
    preach on buzzy
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    • Deuce
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 01-12-08
      • 29843

      #3
      Guy Ramma Guy
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      • fsugolf
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 07-17-09
        • 6194

        #4
        alpha tappa kegga....only frat i'd ever join
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        • Deuce
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 01-12-08
          • 29843

          #5
          or Chi Chi Chi =XXX
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          • poker_dummy101
            Restricted User
            • 11-03-08
            • 6395

            #6
            fraternities and sororities are for those that are socially retarded. you can pay for friends.

            why wouldnt sammy join?
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            • purecarnagge
              SBR MVP
              • 10-05-07
              • 4843

              #7
              Frats are not renting friendship.
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              • dmtrader
                SBR MVP
                • 09-26-09
                • 1320

                #8
                Jeez. lay off the guy

                I joined a fraternity when I was in college (albeit -- that was a few years ago)

                I loved it! It was the most fun I had in my life.
                And I did have friends outside the fraternity, although they were usually people from my classes
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                • poker_dummy101
                  Restricted User
                  • 11-03-08
                  • 6395

                  #9
                  Originally posted by purecarnagge
                  Frats are not renting friendship.

                  you pay to meet a bunch of guys
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                  • purecarnagge
                    SBR MVP
                    • 10-05-07
                    • 4843

                    #10
                    First of all I never joined a frat.

                    2nd of all, frats have tons of parties with tons of women. They also do so much more shit that is so much more fun than what the dorms.

                    3rd of all... all the sorority events... badass.
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                    • SamsNCharge99
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 10-22-08
                      • 41242

                      #11
                      you guys are so dumb

                      BUZZY, get off the fukking roids, relax on the roid rage, come down to Plattsburgh and meet me and the brothers, you would have a great time

                      I'm not even close to scoially "awkward" so stupid most of you are...just follow what others say

                      I'm my own poster and have been for the year I've been here which is more than most people can say about themselves. IDC what ppl think, I'll do the opposite to piss people off in fact.

                      Fraternities are good to build up a lot of business aspects for the future such as working in group, brotherhood, public speaking, etc

                      We are not the typical fraternity, NO HAZING and garbage, NO KEGGERS, we party, but not fukking daily and NEVER KEGS always BYOB

                      If anyone else wants to keep talking shit, come down here and talk shit to me or call me or email me and Ill be sure to shut ur ass up
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                      • bruceBRUCEbruce
                        SBR MVP
                        • 06-20-09
                        • 2560

                        #12
                        Originally posted by poker_dummy101
                        you pay to meet a bunch of guys
                        I paid dues for booze and the parties. Then we proceeded to slay massive amounts of tang for 4 years.

                        I thought that the main purpose was to get more than a handful of guys together so as to afford a big house and the means to throw big parties. I was right.
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                        • G's pks
                          Restricted User
                          • 01-01-09
                          • 22251

                          #13
                          Buzzy they had a party a few weeks ago and their was a party that was video taped on Sammy's thread about sorority party...if someone could repost video here!
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                          • SamsNCharge99
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 10-22-08
                            • 41242

                            #14
                            Originally posted by purecarnagge
                            First of all I never joined a frat.

                            2nd of all, frats have tons of parties with tons of women. They also do so much more shit that is so much more fun than what the dorms.

                            3rd of all... all the sorority events... badass.
                            We do have GREAT Parties and mixers w/ sororities weekly and always a theme party. This week is jungle them, should be interesting. Last week was anything but cups where I drank out of a POT.

                            The events are fun too. Last week for alumni weekend, we roasted an 85 pound pig. Took 14 hours and tasted delicious.

                            It was a blast, we had drinking games going on, other party games, eating pig, hanging out w/ alumni, hanging out w/ the girls and it was great

                            Fraternity is a shit ton of work that most ppl here probably couldn't do. Planning each event takes much time and frustration to plan it, and get ppl there, organize it, making calls and all the other shit

                            So I say again, if you wanna talk shit, email me or call me
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                            • SamsNCharge99
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 10-22-08
                              • 41242

                              #15
                              my email and number are in MY SBR page
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                              • fsugolf
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 07-17-09
                                • 6194

                                #16
                                uh, you don't have to be in a frat to go to frat parties (at least in my experience)
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                                • buztah
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 03-23-07
                                  • 7470

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by fsugolf
                                  uh, you don't have to be in a frat to go to frat parties (at least in my experience)
                                  or to nail sorority chix
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                                  • poker_dummy101
                                    Restricted User
                                    • 11-03-08
                                    • 6395

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by fsugolf
                                    uh, you don't have to be in a frat to go to frat parties (at least in my experience)

                                    Not at all.

                                    The problem is, all these fukks went to some shitty school like Southwest North Dakota State Community College where all they have is 1 fraternity and 1 sorority. In that case, you might need to join. If you go to almost ANY Division 1 school, you are only paying for your friends.
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                                    • L2Gunz
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 09-23-08
                                      • 2199

                                      #19
                                      frats are for the weak minded....Sammy would get beat everyday of his college life w/o it!!!
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                                      • SamsNCharge99
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 10-22-08
                                        • 41242

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by L2Gunz
                                        frats are for the weak minded....Sammy would get beat everyday of his college life w/o it!!!
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                                        • odusmykal
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 08-30-07
                                          • 3426

                                          #21
                                          Sammy, now you'll have a lot more brothers to sing birthday sex songs to.. Best of luck with that.. haha
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                                          • fsugolf
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 07-17-09
                                            • 6194

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by buztah
                                            or to nail sorority chix


                                            god I miss sorority chicks
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                                            • SamsNCharge99
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 10-22-08
                                              • 41242

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by fsugolf
                                              god I miss sorority chicks
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                                              • L2Gunz
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 09-23-08
                                                • 2199

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by odusmykal
                                                Sammy, now you'll have a lot more brothers to sing birthday sex songs to.. Best of luck with that.. haha
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                                                • PuckOff
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 02-14-07
                                                  • 2395

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by buztah
                                                  Sammy, why the phuck would a supposed power poster like you join a fraternity? Jesus Christ that's embarrassing! You are so incredibly socially awkward and such a pussy that you must rent the friendship of a group of guys for a short time? WTF happened to you along the way? Very sad.

                                                  You need to man up, son.

                                                  Anyone who joins a fraternity should be expelled immediately from university. If you are unable to make it through without making a friend on your own you had might as well skip the degree and go straight to welfare post haste! What was your initiation like? I bet the big bros whacked off on a basket of marshmallows and made you eat em or some such shit. What a desperate phuck you are.

                                                  I can no longer hold you in any regard except to say you have let me, and everyone with even an ounce of self-respect, down.
                                                  Buzzy,

                                                  I've argued with many fine folk that Fraternities are for people who cannot meet or make friends. An old university friend asked me (years ago) to go to a frat party and I laughed at him for asking me.

                                                  Frat brothers should get a life!!!

                                                  Your Pal,

                                                  PuckOff
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                                                  • buztah
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 03-23-07
                                                    • 7470

                                                    #26
                                                    Pucky phucken gets it! Sharp.
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                                                    • wtf
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 08-22-08
                                                      • 12983

                                                      #27
                                                      did you guys see that show on MTV with the sorority and frat boys on for half an hour each

                                                      omg, those sorority girls were total fukin pigs

                                                      if that is who your nailing sammy i would not brag
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                                                      • MrMonkey
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 11-09-08
                                                        • 2278

                                                        #28
                                                        Sammy, looks like people are jealous of the work you are producing? NBA! NBA! NBA! Sammy, stay focused, I'm counting on you! And only give me a Knicks play with your head!
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                                                        • SamsNCharge99
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 10-22-08
                                                          • 41242

                                                          #29
                                                          Im rdy Mr. Monkey...and I only charge 449 points per pick..LOL JK
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                                                          • MrMonkey
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 11-09-08
                                                            • 2278

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by SamsNCharge99
                                                            Im rdy Mr. Monkey...and I only charge 449 points per pick..LOL JK
                                                            OK, but I know where I can find you!
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                                                            • jjgold
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 07-20-05
                                                              • 388179

                                                              #31
                                                              Lots of guys do join them, maybe not for everyone but Sammy likes it.

                                                              Buzzy was roided up this AM, I love when this kid does roids and goes crazy on us, I say he does Deca Durbin and lots of it.
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                                                              • buztah
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 03-23-07
                                                                • 7470

                                                                #32
                                                                Coach, I was a goddamn BEAST in the gym today! Just got back from Deadlifts. 135 x 10, 225 x 2, 315 x 1, 405 x 1, 495 x 5,5,5,5,5.

                                                                Jesus Christ I owned that barbell!

                                                                Kids, if ya wanna be like Buzzy ya gotta LIFT HEAVY LIKE BUZZY!
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                                                                • jcygts6
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 04-05-09
                                                                  • 3316

                                                                  #33
                                                                  fraternities are great because you can hook up with hot sorority chicks and bang them all night long!!
                                                                  DO WORK + KROW OD
                                                                  do work! do work! do work! do work!
                                                                  od krow! od krow! od krow! od krow!
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                                                                  • gavin
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 07-26-09
                                                                    • 1373

                                                                    #34
                                                                    probably werent asked to rush or pledge...in college your either geek, greek, or play a sport
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                                                                    • poker_dummy101
                                                                      Restricted User
                                                                      • 11-03-08
                                                                      • 6395

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by gavin
                                                                      probably werent asked to rush or pledge...in college your either geek, greek, or play a sport

                                                                      Well we do know who went to a community college in this thread.
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