Sammy, why the phuck would a supposed power poster like you join a fraternity? Jesus Christ that's embarrassing!
You are so incredibly socially awkward and such a pussy that you must rent the friendship of a group of guys for a short time? WTF happened to you along the way? Very sad.
You need to man up, son.
Anyone who joins a fraternity should be expelled immediately from university. If you are unable to make it through without making a friend on your own you had might as well skip the degree and go straight to welfare post haste! What was your initiation like? I bet the big bros whacked off on a basket of marshmallows and made you eat em or some such shit. What a desperate phuck you are.
I can no longer hold you in any regard except to say you have let me, and everyone with even an ounce of self-respect, down.

You need to man up, son.
Anyone who joins a fraternity should be expelled immediately from university. If you are unable to make it through without making a friend on your own you had might as well skip the degree and go straight to welfare post haste! What was your initiation like? I bet the big bros whacked off on a basket of marshmallows and made you eat em or some such shit. What a desperate phuck you are.
I can no longer hold you in any regard except to say you have let me, and everyone with even an ounce of self-respect, down.