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  • Team Ramrod
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 04-10-09
    • 949

    #1
    I was going in my backyard
    to smoke a cigarette and as I was taking my first step out the door when I was greeted by a snake. It was only about a foot long but I'm a super bitch when it comes to snakes, it got the same reaction from me as it would have if it was a 6 foot snake. So I jump about 4 feet into the air and start to panic cuz my doors is open and I didnt want it to slither inside the house and the only thing I could find was my wire brush that goes to my grill and I wired brush the sh*t out of that snake til it was dead. And then threw it over my neighbors fence. Now I wont be able to sleep for a while now. phukkin snakes
  • jellobiafra
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 03-08-09
    • 6291

    #2
    Snakes are creepy. Glad we don't see many where I live. I don't know how people live near the desert for instance with snakes and scorpions everywhere. Sounds like a little slice of hell.
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    • InTheHole
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 04-28-08
      • 15243

      #3
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      • Team Ramrod
        SBR Wise Guy
        • 04-10-09
        • 949

        #4
        I'm not afraid of hardly anything except snakes and black dudes at night.
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        • TPowell
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 02-21-08
          • 18842

          #5
          snakes??? I live in KY and am not honestly scared of them. I'm terrified of spiders though. Have had a couple wake me up at night
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          • Guest

            #6
            Snakes are it for me too. Fukkin hate em.
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            • jjgold
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-20-05
              • 388201

              #7
              Originally posted by Team Ramrod
              to smoke a cigarette and as I was taking my first step out the door when I was greeted by a snake. It was only about a foot long but I'm a super bitch when it comes to snakes, it got the same reaction from me as it would have if it was a 6 foot snake. So I jump about 4 feet into the air and start to panic cuz my doors is open and I didnt want it to slither inside the house and the only thing I could find was my wire brush that goes to my grill and I wired brush the sh*t out of that snake til it was dead. And then threw it over my neighbors fence. Now I wont be able to sleep for a while now. phukkin snakes

              classic

              where do you live?
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              • Team Ramrod
                SBR Wise Guy
                • 04-10-09
                • 949

                #8
                about 20 miles west of Oklahoma City
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                • fsugolf
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 07-17-09
                  • 6194

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Team Ramrod
                  So I jump about 4 feet into the air

                  lies
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                  • Deuce
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 01-12-08
                    • 29843

                    #10
                    4ft verticle? Are you Lebron James?
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                    • buztah
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 03-23-07
                      • 7470

                      #11
                      When I read the thread title I thought you were taking a dump or wiz in your back yard. Good post though.
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                      • smarmy
                        SBR MVP
                        • 08-03-08
                        • 1863

                        #12
                        ah man! That poor little dude was just cruising along looking for a tasty little lizard or frog to get his grub on with and you wirebrushed him to death! How would you like it if you were cruising the 7-11 for a chili cheese dog and someone ran up and beat you to death with a wire brush??
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                        • IrishTim
                          SBR Wise Guy
                          • 07-23-09
                          • 983

                          #13
                          Originally posted by DrStale
                          Snakes are it for me too. Fukkin hate em.
                          Yeah same. I go to Notre Dame, thought I was all safe from those little shits in the cold weather all the way up here, and then I log on this morning and see Justin's started a thread about some nasty snake he caught 2 minutes away from ND's campus. God dammit.
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                          • jjgold
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 07-20-05
                            • 388201

                            #14
                            We do not get many snakes in Newark.
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                            • mrcjmann
                              SBR High Roller
                              • 09-24-07
                              • 124

                              #15
                              You should've grilled it up.
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                              • Dad
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 11-26-08
                                • 23245

                                #16
                                I ain't 'fraid of no snakes.













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                                • mmike032
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 09-11-08
                                  • 8905

                                  #17
                                  I used to have a pet Python.
                                  I've had moccasains try to get in the boat with me while fishing before. fvckers are ruthless and fearless
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                                  • Team Ramrod
                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                    • 04-10-09
                                    • 949

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by fsugolf
                                    lies
                                    Ok I did exagerate a tad. On a good day my max vertical is about 6 inches.
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                                    • Team Ramrod
                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                      • 04-10-09
                                      • 949

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by smarmy
                                      ah man! That poor little dude was just cruising along looking for a tasty little lizard or frog to get his grub on with and you wirebrushed him to death! How would you like it if you were cruising the 7-11 for a chili cheese dog and someone ran up and beat you to death with a wire brush??
                                      You deserve to die if you cant fend off a wire brush beating.
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