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  • Team Ramrod
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 04-10-09
    • 949

    #1
    I was going in my backyard
    to smoke a cigarette and as I was taking my first step out the door when I was greeted by a snake. It was only about a foot long but I'm a super bitch when it comes to snakes, it got the same reaction from me as it would have if it was a 6 foot snake. So I jump about 4 feet into the air and start to panic cuz my doors is open and I didnt want it to slither inside the house and the only thing I could find was my wire brush that goes to my grill and I wired brush the sh*t out of that snake til it was dead. And then threw it over my neighbors fence. Now I wont be able to sleep for a while now. phukkin snakes
  • jellobiafra
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 03-08-09
    • 6291

    #2
    Snakes are creepy. Glad we don't see many where I live. I don't know how people live near the desert for instance with snakes and scorpions everywhere. Sounds like a little slice of hell.
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    • InTheHole
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 04-28-08
      • 15243

      #3
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      • Team Ramrod
        SBR Wise Guy
        • 04-10-09
        • 949

        #4
        I'm not afraid of hardly anything except snakes and black dudes at night.
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        • TPowell
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 02-21-08
          • 18842

          #5
          snakes??? I live in KY and am not honestly scared of them. I'm terrified of spiders though. Have had a couple wake me up at night
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          • DrStale
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 12-07-08
            • 9692

            #6
            Snakes are it for me too. Fukkin hate em.
            Originally posted by Dark Horse
            If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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            • jjgold
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-20-05
              • 388179

              #7
              Originally posted by Team Ramrod
              to smoke a cigarette and as I was taking my first step out the door when I was greeted by a snake. It was only about a foot long but I'm a super bitch when it comes to snakes, it got the same reaction from me as it would have if it was a 6 foot snake. So I jump about 4 feet into the air and start to panic cuz my doors is open and I didnt want it to slither inside the house and the only thing I could find was my wire brush that goes to my grill and I wired brush the sh*t out of that snake til it was dead. And then threw it over my neighbors fence. Now I wont be able to sleep for a while now. phukkin snakes

              classic

              where do you live?
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              • Team Ramrod
                SBR Wise Guy
                • 04-10-09
                • 949

                #8
                about 20 miles west of Oklahoma City
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                • fsugolf
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 07-17-09
                  • 6194

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Team Ramrod
                  So I jump about 4 feet into the air

                  lies
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                  • Deuce
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 01-12-08
                    • 29843

                    #10
                    4ft verticle? Are you Lebron James?
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                    • buztah
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 03-23-07
                      • 7470

                      #11
                      When I read the thread title I thought you were taking a dump or wiz in your back yard. Good post though.
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                      • smarmy
                        SBR MVP
                        • 08-03-08
                        • 1863

                        #12
                        ah man! That poor little dude was just cruising along looking for a tasty little lizard or frog to get his grub on with and you wirebrushed him to death! How would you like it if you were cruising the 7-11 for a chili cheese dog and someone ran up and beat you to death with a wire brush??
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                        • IrishTim
                          SBR Wise Guy
                          • 07-23-09
                          • 983

                          #13
                          Originally posted by DrStale
                          Snakes are it for me too. Fukkin hate em.
                          Yeah same. I go to Notre Dame, thought I was all safe from those little shits in the cold weather all the way up here, and then I log on this morning and see Justin's started a thread about some nasty snake he caught 2 minutes away from ND's campus. God dammit.
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                          • jjgold
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 07-20-05
                            • 388179

                            #14
                            We do not get many snakes in Newark.
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                            • mrcjmann
                              SBR High Roller
                              • 09-24-07
                              • 124

                              #15
                              You should've grilled it up.
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                              • Dad
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 11-26-08
                                • 23245

                                #16
                                I ain't 'fraid of no snakes.













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                                • mmike032
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 09-11-08
                                  • 8905

                                  #17
                                  I used to have a pet Python.
                                  I've had moccasains try to get in the boat with me while fishing before. fvckers are ruthless and fearless
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                                  • Team Ramrod
                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                    • 04-10-09
                                    • 949

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by fsugolf
                                    lies
                                    Ok I did exagerate a tad. On a good day my max vertical is about 6 inches.
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                                    • Team Ramrod
                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                      • 04-10-09
                                      • 949

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by smarmy
                                      ah man! That poor little dude was just cruising along looking for a tasty little lizard or frog to get his grub on with and you wirebrushed him to death! How would you like it if you were cruising the 7-11 for a chili cheese dog and someone ran up and beat you to death with a wire brush??
                                      You deserve to die if you cant fend off a wire brush beating.
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