Handicapped people are proof God has a sense of humour

teaserpleaser · 10-19-09, 10:21 AM

konck · 10-19-09, 10:25 AM

The little deaf dude was the pimp for those 2 girls he said thanks for your donation

buztah · 10-19-09, 10:57 AM

Konck, there was no monetary compensation vis a vis the number. She was just into me and I am fully confident I will soon be in her.

buztah · 10-19-09, 02:37 PM

Unphuckenreal! Little guy just passed me outside and flipped me the bird. I swear all handicapped fetuses should be phucking aborted!

Dad · 10-19-09, 03:13 PM

The fact that you believe she gave you her real number is proof that God has a sense of humour.

mathdotcom · 10-19-09, 03:17 PM

fukk what a moron the handicap is

everyone knows where via rail station is

you just follow the sound of the trains

TobiasFunke · 10-19-09, 03:17 PM

buztah · 10-19-09, 04:55 PM

Mathy, I am sick n tired of these guys making excuses. The wheelchair ramps, designated bus seats, etc are ludicrous. I always take the seats at the front of the bus when i'm barrelled in and have to ride transit. I would not give one up to a handicapped person for any reason. Phuck them! They clearly are being paid back by karma for some evil deed in a past life.

buztah · 10-19-09, 05:00 PM

Originally posted by Dad

The fact that you believe she gave you her real number is proof that God has a sense of humour.

Dad, you are a phucking joke, pal. I am meeting her later tonight as her husband is out of town. She will soon be riding Buzzy's wild coaster

Doc JS · 10-19-09, 05:02 PM

Originally posted by buztah

Handicapped people are proof God has a sense of humour

I fully understand this is another of your pathetic attempts at humor...

But my wife is wheelchair bound because of multiple sclerosis. So, you can appreciate that I didn't think a whole lot of it.

I'd be happy to hit you in the mouth with a 2x4 to show you exactly what I think of your pathetic attempt at humor if you were a little closer to South Carolina.

Doc

buztah · 10-19-09, 06:08 PM

Doc, we do not question God here in Canada, pal. We blindly follow the clergy and accept all of life's facts/realities as blessings. You would need a 2x4 and 3 of your redneck buddies to even have a chance against me.

btraband · 10-19-09, 06:20 PM

Wow. All I can say is wow. haaahaaa

Doc JS · 10-19-09, 06:23 PM

Originally posted by buztah

Doc, we do not question God here in Canada, pal. We blindly follow the clergy and accept all of life's facts/realities as blessings. You would need a 2x4 and 3 of your redneck buddies to even have a chance against me.

I take care of my own light work...and I'm not your fvcking pal!

buztah · 10-19-09, 06:26 PM

Originally posted by btraband

Wow. All I can say is wow. haaahaaa

buztah · 10-19-09, 09:01 PM

Off to get my kok sucked. I will tithe 11% this week. Later, boys!

wtf · 10-19-09, 09:17 PM

lighten up doc, buzzy having some fun

Dad · 10-20-09, 12:35 PM

Originally posted by buztah

This deaf dude just walked into the coffee shop a few minutes ago and was trying desperately to find someone who knows sign language. Boys, I don't know the first damn thing about it but there were a couple hot gals I wanted to impress so I just walked up to him and flashed a few of JJ's gang signs from his step videos. That little phucker was confused as hell but one of the hotties called me "sweet." I got her number promptly.

Little deaf dude left looking perplexed. I just told the hottie he wanted directions to Via Rail and I had provided them. That deaf dude will never get laid but he helped me more than he realizes. God bless those funny lil phux.

What if he was a deaf Crip and you flashed the wrong gang sign? It could have ended badly for you.

buztah · 10-20-09, 12:43 PM

Originally posted by Dad

What if he was a deaf Crip and you flashed the wrong gang sign? It could have ended badly for you.

Dad, I am a gambler.

jellobiafra · 10-20-09, 12:50 PM

Originally posted by mathdotcom

fukk what a moron the handicap is

everyone knows where via rail station is

you just follow the sound of the trains

Well played.

Shark79 · 10-20-09, 12:53 PM

Updates.

teaserpleaser · 10-20-09, 12:55 PM

Originally posted by buztah

Off to get my kok sucked. I will tithe 11% this week. Later, boys!

teaserpleaser · 10-20-09, 12:56 PM

Originally posted by wtf

lighten up doc, buzzy having some fun

Dad · 10-20-09, 12:58 PM

That coffee shop was obviously riddled with blind guys and retarded women.

buztah · 10-30-09, 09:56 PM

Originally posted by btraband

Wow. All I can say is wow. haaahaaa

I am the only guy with the guts to always play the role of the straight shooter.

wtf · 10-30-09, 10:42 PM

Originally posted by buztah

I am the only guy with the guts to always play the role of the straight shooter.

milf lays it out there also

buztah · 10-30-09, 10:44 PM

You know I have just gotten into MILF's posts. He is good. No Buzzy or mathy but solid.

buztah · 06-05-10, 05:14 PM

Originally posted by jellobiafra

Well played.

Mathy is sharp.

pat venditto · 06-05-10, 05:31 PM

Buzzy handicapped people prove that there is no such thing as a god. You are living in denial.

buztah · 06-05-10, 05:44 PM

Patty, retract!

That's a tad offensive.