Mathy, just received some good news. Your feedback appreciated.

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  • buztah
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 03-23-07
    • 7470

    #1
    Mathy, just received some good news. Your feedback appreciated.
    I submitted an application to volunteer at an old folks' home a week ago and they just called me and said I can help out in the kitchen with dinner prep from time to time. They were impressed with my culinary experience and general charm. I am quite charismatic and flattering when I step it up. Any way, turns out they get a very large shipment of meat (roast beef, prime rib, t-bones, pork tenderloin and ground sirloin) every Friday evening.

    I'm thinking I won't ever have to buy meat again. How do I consistently slip some of this out without calling too much attention to myself? Your guidance would be most appreciated. Oh, and the ethical shitbag police out there need not respond. As a volunteer, I am entitled to some type of reward.

    Thanks in advance, mathy.
  • Squirrel
    SBR MVP
    • 06-11-09
    • 1316

    #2
    As a volunteer, I am entitled to some type of reward.
    That makes you a freeloader, not a volunteer
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    • buztah
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 03-23-07
      • 7470

      #3
      Mathy, also lots of rich codgers there who need to leave money to someone. Thinking I need to milk this to the fullest. All suggestions you can offer are appreciated.
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      • buztah
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 03-23-07
        • 7470

        #4
        bump for mathy.
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        • mathdotcom
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 03-24-08
          • 11689

          #5
          Buzzy

          We are busy these days

          Look for my book in Chapters some time around Christmas
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          • dwaechte
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 08-27-07
            • 5481

            #6
            It's like Buzzy has decided imitating Mathy is his path to SBR stardom.

            Seriously, this shtick is old.
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            • buztah
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 03-23-07
              • 7470

              #7
              D, mathy and I are soul mates, I've discovered. If you don't like the thread topic, don't click on it.

              I am truly coming into my own as I have quite a pack of haters here now. A man has to have haters.

              Mathy, cut n paste the relevant chapter.
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