I submitted an application to volunteer at an old folks' home a week ago and they just called me and said I can help out in the kitchen with dinner prep from time to time. They were impressed with my culinary experience and general charm. I am quite charismatic and flattering when I step it up. Any way, turns out they get a very large shipment of meat (roast beef, prime rib, t-bones, pork tenderloin and ground sirloin) every Friday evening.
I'm thinking I won't ever have to buy meat again.
How do I consistently slip some of this out without calling too much attention to myself? Your guidance would be most appreciated. Oh, and the ethical shitbag police out there need not respond. As a volunteer, I am entitled to some type of reward.
Thanks in advance, mathy.
I'm thinking I won't ever have to buy meat again.

Thanks in advance, mathy.