When a man has the decency to get the door for you this entitles him to cop a quick feel. No need for your pretentious looks of surprise. Welcome to adulthood.
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and if your response isnt thank u or something nicer it entitles you to a kick in the ass. No need for your pretentious looks of surprise. Welcome to adulthood.Comment -
King, back in the day a young lady would be flattered when you'd show interest. The world is all phucked up now, thanks to the PC police.Comment -
Then you do it to Deuce's girl, Deuce flies up out of no where and breaks your fukkin face with a hay maker. Only thing you will be pinching is the chicklets off the concrete after they fall out of your grill.Comment -
Deuce, Michigan is a shit state.Comment -
Buzzy!
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Slim, am I way off base here or what?Comment -
No way, Buzzy....that's the way it's meant to be!Comment -
Slim, you always call it like you see it. That's quite refreshing in this day n age.Comment -
The only good thing that has ever came from Canada is hockey and those associated with it. The scum bags that live there are inbred hicks that drag their knuckles on the ground.Originally posted by buztahComment -
Deuce, if you even had a sniff of a kok that penetrated a sweet Canuck pussy you would denounce your USofA and pledge allegiance to this great land that is Canada.Comment -
i don't even know how to hold doors open for people. i need a friggin course on this. there are so many scenarios you have to consider.
- pull door with left hand and right hinges when woman is following you letting her go first
-pull door with right hand and left hinges when woman is coming towards you letting her go first
-push door with left hand and left hinges when woman is following you while you go in first
ETC...!
you have to take into account:
1. if it's a push/pull door
2.which hand you open it with
3.which side the hinges are on
4.if the woman is behind you, or coming towards you
5. if you let her go first or go first urself
there are as many possible combinations as a 5 team parlay, and each has a slightly different technique. sometimes i blank and end up staying back and 'throwing' open the door long enough for her to get through, other times i have to stay back and pushing it open from it's hinges which takes 20x more effort.
so as i write this and realize how much an art it is to open doors, the person you open it for should get felt and feel you for your troubles. and if they don't even say thank you, you should slap them.Comment -
Masu, you actually get it. Sometimes one half of the door is locked (like at the bank) and you have to finesse your way to the other side of the lady to get the unlocked half of the door. This is actually my favourite as I always rub up against them with my schlong as I position myself for the opening. I end with a nice firm goose to her sweet spot.
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