Lowlights From The Lions 19-Game Losing Streak
- 9/14/08: Jon Kitna throws two picks to Charles Woodson on the same play
- 9/28/08: Lions become first team to ever lose during their bye week, 24-10
- 10/12/08: After years of wondering, QB Dan Orlovsky finally finds out what happens if the quarterback goes back for a pass and takes four or five steps out of the end zone
- 11/3/08: Team signs Daunte Culpepper
- 11/27/08: On top of all the shit that's been going on, Lions TE Michael Gaines gets gum on his shoe
- 12/7/08: Lions actually outscore the Vikings 23-20 and still lose
- 12/14/08: On the goal line with the game tied and seconds to go, Kevin Smith accidentally dives backward 100 yards and records a safety
- 4/25/09: Though it had been rumored for months that the Lions would use their first pick to draft QB Matthew Stafford, this does not stop him from yelling "goddamn mother****er" his entire time at the podium
- 9/13/09: Before his first snap, Matt Stafford realizes the earth has traveled 1.3 billion miles since the last time the Lions won