Start posting your plays, and by your plays, I mean post plays that you tail other profitable SBR members with... 
Give up on trying to become a tout because you jinxed yourself... and after few fluke weeks of winning, you realize you're a mediocre square...
Also, post about poker winnings that no one can prove, and put them before or after your plays... that way, when you lose, you can say it doesn't matter...
Also, call everyone a fukk, talk about check raising in poker like it isnt something everyone else does... also, hop on Fishhead's balls so you can beg for points...
Keep referring to yourself as something you are not... become a bigger laughing stock... and make sure to attack members who post winning plays...
Talk about your picks as if you came up with them... insult jj for no clear reason with regularity... try to appear original... fail at it every time.
I need to stay focused, so I can continue to post losing plays... I post plays for the guy coming home to his wife... or like me, his mom and her unfinished basement...
Do all this, and you too can join the PAP Smear Bowel Movement... stay sharp SBR.
Sincerely, THE KING, Enogsiwon. And my queen CarpeDime.
Give up on trying to become a tout because you jinxed yourself... and after few fluke weeks of winning, you realize you're a mediocre square...
Also, post about poker winnings that no one can prove, and put them before or after your plays... that way, when you lose, you can say it doesn't matter...
Also, call everyone a fukk, talk about check raising in poker like it isnt something everyone else does... also, hop on Fishhead's balls so you can beg for points...
Keep referring to yourself as something you are not... become a bigger laughing stock... and make sure to attack members who post winning plays...
Talk about your picks as if you came up with them... insult jj for no clear reason with regularity... try to appear original... fail at it every time.
I need to stay focused, so I can continue to post losing plays... I post plays for the guy coming home to his wife... or like me, his mom and her unfinished basement...
Do all this, and you too can join the PAP Smear Bowel Movement... stay sharp SBR.
Sincerely, THE KING, Enogsiwon. And my queen CarpeDime.