Attn: Compactor or Mathy

[Deuce]

In financial aid office at university how can I duke them?

[mathdotcom]

What exactly do you need? A loan even though you are not a registered student?

[buztah]

Tell them in your application that you are "a minority student frum a ruff neybberhud and you jus' need a collich ejicashion." Full ride.

[mathdotcom]

you seriously have to put that you are a visible minority
odds are if you're white you probably are anyways
for parents' income, put $0.
impossible to find the person in charge of approving/declining your application so basically have to lie thru your teeth