I get a lot of mail sent to me under a number of different names. Sometimes I have to go pick them up at the local P.O. where this broad works. She is an old c*nt that really loves her job and enforcing dumb rules. One of these rules is that to pick up something, even though you have the tag from your mailbox, you need to have ID at that address and also a utility bill with your name on it.
This old c*nt will not budge. I have tried sweet talking to threatening to call her manager to saying I know the Deputy Minister of interprovincial post office affairs and will have her ass turfed. I have a feeling if I try duking her there is a chance she will be so offended that I will never be able to pick up shit from her. She works there at all hours and cannot be avoided. My greatest success was picking up the SBR mug under the name of Jamal Jackson. She seemed kind of out of it and I was very persuasive that day.
How do you duke a post office clerk? Do I have to dress up as a P.O. employee to sneak into the back and get my stuff?? Last resort is I will have to call a hit and it is thanksgiving so feels kind of wrong.
Advice??
This old c*nt will not budge. I have tried sweet talking to threatening to call her manager to saying I know the Deputy Minister of interprovincial post office affairs and will have her ass turfed. I have a feeling if I try duking her there is a chance she will be so offended that I will never be able to pick up shit from her. She works there at all hours and cannot be avoided. My greatest success was picking up the SBR mug under the name of Jamal Jackson. She seemed kind of out of it and I was very persuasive that day.
How do you duke a post office clerk? Do I have to dress up as a P.O. employee to sneak into the back and get my stuff?? Last resort is I will have to call a hit and it is thanksgiving so feels kind of wrong.
Advice??
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