The good neighbour next door

[buztah]

Baked him a pumpkin pie and just took it over there as a peace offering. Feuded with him all summer over a fence. He accepted it with delight, not only because he is a porker with no self control but because he intrepreted it as an admission of fault.

I'm sure he will enjoy it immensely. I jackled off in the mix 4 times over the past couple days as I wanted him to really have a special treat, made just by me for him.

[onthewhat]

[lakerboy]

[topgame85]

[InThisMoment]

Hope you don't get him pregnant and you have a fat half-pumpkin love child to pay child support in perpetuity.

More likely he will give it a Jason Biggs in American Pie welcome and your baby batter will be forever intertwined with his in a cosmic sense.

Karma tends to be a raging hormonal bitch that way.

[konck]

I never take any food from wierdo's

[3PtShooter]

puuuuuuuukkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Matt Rain]

More likely he will give it a Jason Biggs in American Pie welcome and your baby batter will be forever intertwined with his in a cosmic sense.

Karma tends to be a raging hormonal bitch that way.

[mathdotcom]

Why didn't you just offer him a drink and piss on the straw?
Would save you 2 hrs easily

[G's pks]

Buzzy give me 10 points for this thread!

[Bigmikesm]

That's great. I got into a war with my neighbor over a privacy fence this summer too. I should bake him a cumpkin pie.

[buztah]

Mike, you will not regret it, pal.

[buztah]

Why didn't you just offer him a drink and piss on the straw?
Would save you 2 hrs easily

Mathy, it only takes me 60-70 seconds to *** when I am selfish in bed or when I wack off. I am very good at it.

[Deuce]

Sicko

[buztah]

Deuce, never get on my bad side. You are lucky I like you.

[mathdotcom]

Mathy, it only takes me 60-70 seconds to *** when I am selfish in bed or when I wack off. I am very good at it.

You still had to bake the pie. The 60-70 seconds is the only fun part.

[buztah]

True, mathy. It was a labour of love. Just sittin' here now knowin' that kokphuck is proly halfway through my jizzed pie is reward enough for me.

[pico]

he might like it and ask for more

[wtf]

will you stop making these hilarious threads, all my points will be gone soon u fuk

[BadNina]

I kept waiting for the line "And then I killed him"

[pico]

I kept waiting for the line "And then I killed him"