Bread And Robyn: Who Made You Judges??

MrMonkey · 10-11-09, 06:55 PM

JJ, your girl in the avatar is Jewish, right!

jjgold · 10-11-09, 06:56 PM

Yes she is!!

MrMonkey · 10-11-09, 07:02 PM

Only had 1 Jewish girlfriend many years ago, look like her kinda, just alittle less chunky. Very generous buying me stuff, parents knew better than to let her continue dating me. Wanted her to find a fellow Jew! Have to admit, probably was a smart move!

jjgold · 10-11-09, 07:08 PM

I am trying to fuk her but she will not budge. I asked her today if I could fuk her in my van and she said no and wants to just be friends as it will complicate things. I will keep trying because I have not been laid on over 13 years and I am hungry and sooooooooooooo close.

mathdotcom · 10-11-09, 07:10 PM

jj just spike her drink

this is the 21st century and how it is done in modern times

jjgold · 10-11-09, 07:12 PM

Nah that is illegal and boring. I think she thinks I am cute and has looked below my belt a few times I guess wondering if I am hung.

MrMonkey · 10-11-09, 07:12 PM

In the van?

You know a high maintenance girl of Israel won't do that! You have good people skills, use them!

CarpeDime · 10-11-09, 07:14 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I am trying to fuk her but she will not budge. I asked her today if I could fuk her in my van and she said no and wants to just be friends as it will complicate things. I will keep trying because I have not been laid on over 13 years and I am hungry and sooooooooooooo close.

jj you can get this one keep at it brother

jj drop hints that you are experienced and know your way around a womans body and know what to do in the sack

jj dont let her win with the just friends thing, jj tell her it will simplify things if she lets u fuk her, tell her it will simplify things even more if she lets u fuk her in the as*

jj get this one!

Bread · 10-11-09, 07:17 PM

What are you talking about JJ? I had dinner at Judge Mathis' place once. Is that what this is about????

SlickFazzer · 10-11-09, 07:17 PM

I would pay to watch JJ pork his girl in the van.

mathdotcom · 10-11-09, 07:19 PM

lol Bread was there delivering the KFC

Bread · 10-11-09, 07:21 PM

They welcomed me with open arms, Mathy.

I'm down with the uppity brown.

Robyn · 10-11-09, 07:21 PM

Buy her a nice pie and her panties will fall off.

BeatTheJerk · 10-11-09, 07:24 PM

Originally posted by Robyn

Buy her a nice pie and her panties will fall off.

pico · 10-11-09, 07:30 PM

drop a penny in front of her

flyingillini · 10-11-09, 07:53 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I am trying to fuk her but she will not budge. I asked her today if I could fuk her in my van and she said no and wants to just be friends as it will complicate things. I will keep trying because I have not been laid on over 13 years and I am hungry and sooooooooooooo close.

Ha Ha, nice!

paco · 10-11-09, 07:56 PM

Bread, did u have dinner with Judge Mathis here in Detroit?

Bread · 10-11-09, 07:57 PM

Yes. You know how we do in the D!!

He invited Deuce over too and when he got there he had some of his old college buddies take him out back.

I don't know what happened to him.

jjgold · 10-11-09, 08:22 PM

Bread make one more post tonight and your finished

Bread · 10-11-09, 08:25 PM

JJ....Kiss my grits!!!

SlickFazzer · 10-11-09, 08:25 PM

mathdotcom · 10-11-09, 08:38 PM

Robyn · 10-11-09, 08:43 PM

Bread, you are stealing my thunder. Knock it off.

Robyn · 10-11-09, 08:44 PM

p.s. Mathy, Bread and I are sitting on the couch next to each other with our laptops watching the MIN/NYY game. Isn't that adorable? I bet you think so.

MrMonkey · 10-11-09, 08:48 PM

Originally posted by Robyn

p.s. Mathy, Bread and I are sitting on the couch next to each other with our laptops watching the MIN/NYY game. Isn't that adorable? I bet you think so.

Glad to hear that Robyn! Thought he threw his against the wall a couple minutes ago! Why can't I get paid millions to act stupid?