Should we eat the dead?

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  • buztah
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 03-23-07
    • 7470

    #1
    Should we eat the dead?
    I realize this is a bit of a progressive thought on a fairly conservative site such as this. In this day and age though in which we are looking for "green solutions" to our finite resources and consumption problems why not eat our dead? There is no need to eat your relatives but we could start experimenting -- say on those killed in our wars (the enemy's corpses) or we could simply have culturally and ethnically inferior peoples whose governments owe us money, start sending us their dead for food. This would save a great deal of precious and ever dwindling real estate from being wasted for burial and mitigate the risk of corpses causing our underground water supplies to sour.

    Think about it. The living human body will start breaking down muscle tissue for food and utilizing fat stores when nutrients are lacking. Babies feed on the milk of other human beings (mom). There is a significant caloric value within human flesh. And don't get me started on organ meat! How many livers, lungs etc are wasted each year by hospitals simply throwing them away or using them for research? The numbers are staggering!

    If we would just set aside our archaic cultural norms and views of what is right and wrong we could elevate ourselves to a higher level of thought and drastically reduce problems such as world hunger and the national debt. Many people claim to be green in their thinking but are they willing to put their money where their mouth is and lobby for cutting edge ideas such as mine to be brought to fruition?
  • SlickFazzer
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-22-08
    • 20209

    #2
    Buzzy are you on a sedative?
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    • Ganesh
      SBR Sharp
      • 05-10-09
      • 284

      #3
      Sedative or LSD ???
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      • fiveteamer
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        • 04-14-08
        • 10805

        #4
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        • buztah
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 03-23-07
          • 7470

          #5
          A better planet, teamer, if these morons would only listen to reason.......
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          • Robyn
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            • 02-05-08
            • 9681

            #6
            Buz, ever heard of Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy?
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            • stevek173
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 03-29-08
              • 27598

              #7
              Well then we'd be eating the Red Sox. FML.
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              • buztah
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 03-23-07
                • 7470

                #8
                Pedroia jerky ftw, stevek.
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                • spurginobili
                  SBR MVP
                  • 05-09-09
                  • 3065

                  #9
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                  • buztah
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 03-23-07
                    • 7470

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SlickFazzer
                    Buzzy are you on a sedative?
                    High on life, Fazzahphuckah! High on life.
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                    • SlickFazzer
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 05-22-08
                      • 20209

                      #11
                      Yes!!!!!!!!! Lets go find some broads Buzzy!!!!!
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                      • zubzub
                        SBR Wise Guy
                        • 09-09-09
                        • 714

                        #12
                        You are being paid, buz, for this?

                        creating threads that are designed to shock or are you just with "brain" riddled by METH?

                        ya stoopid fvkking adhd cunt




                        you need suggestions for future threads boughtfool?
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                        • buztah
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 03-23-07
                          • 7470

                          #13
                          Zub, we must think outside the box if we wish to avoid the fate of the dinosaur. It's rudimentary.
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                          • SlickFazzer
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 05-22-08
                            • 20209

                            #14
                            absolutely rudimentary.
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                            • Bread
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 03-16-08
                              • 23726

                              #15
                              Amazing idea. You are the world's smartest serial killer.
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                              • zubzub
                                SBR Wise Guy
                                • 09-09-09
                                • 714

                                #16
                                Originally posted by buztah
                                Zub, we must think outside the box if we wish to avoid the fate of the dinosaur. It's rudimentary.
                                Our fate is sealed, as well you know, quit toying with these pissants like Afdīdan
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                                • Glada Tartan
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 08-06-09
                                  • 2820

                                  #17
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                                  • Masu485
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 08-14-08
                                    • 7700

                                    #18
                                    The mindless masses would NEVER go for this. They never listen to reason and put irrational emotions or archaic traditions ahead of everything. Most are simply mindless becasue a select few dictate what is 'right and wrong' and the masses have to follow that.

                                    The best way to identify a mindless sheep is to ask them 'why?' and they will never be able to answer rationally. I don't by any means want wrong to become right and vice versa, but I do want people to at least acknowledge open minded ideas rationally and to maybe debate rationally if disagreed with.

                                    Honestly, if Buzzy sent a letter to the government outlining some rational benefits of eating our dead, the government wouldn't have a debate with him. They would do what the sheep do, hold their ears shut and say 'no no no, this is wrong' and then probably arrest buzz.

                                    This is why I find elections ridiculous as well, 90% of the population doesn't know the candidates policies. They simply vote based on what they feel the majority is voting for making them feel it's what's 'right'. God forbid you were living in America and said you weren't voting for Obama.

                                    Same goes for Socialism. There are pros and cons to it, just like capitalism. But of course in America, the mindless sheep are conditioned to be against socialism. And again 90% don't even know exactly what it is. They just shut their ears and yell 'no no no, no socialism'.

                                    Again, I'm not pro socialism, or anti obama, I just want people to think for themselves and have an open mind, think RATIONALLY, not based on what others believe, or on what you've been told is 'right'.
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                                    • buztah
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 03-23-07
                                      • 7470

                                      #19
                                      Good post, Masu.
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                                      • wtf
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 08-22-08
                                        • 12983

                                        #20
                                        yea we all saw SOYLENT GREEN
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                                        • Fischnasty
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 02-10-09
                                          • 1931

                                          #21
                                          robyn has the only intelligent post in this entire thread. species who practice cannibalism will eventually die from prion-related encephalopathy
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                                          • topgame85
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 03-30-08
                                            • 12325

                                            #22
                                            maybe it makes sense logically to do this but there are a lot of things that make sense but are not right, what if every homeless person walked around robbing people so they could have a place to stay, would it be logical for them to do that for themselves, yes, would it be the right thing to do now. he dead are to be remembered and set to memorial because without them we are nothing
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                                            • Madukwe
                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                              • 06-11-09
                                              • 601

                                              #23
                                              Three Things I Learned Today:

                                              1. The Broncos are for real
                                              2. Buzzy loathes fat people
                                              3. Buzzy may be a cannibal

                                              Yeah, that's right.... I frequently read the Buzzy Times...
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                                              • jellobiafra
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 03-08-09
                                                • 6291

                                                #24
                                                No. That's disgusting.

                                                We should definitely have sex with them, though. I mean. It shouldn't be illegal to.
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                                                • jellobiafra
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 03-08-09
                                                  • 6291

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Madukwe
                                                  Three Things I Learned Today:

                                                  1. The Broncos are for real
                                                  2. Buzzy loathes fat people
                                                  3. Buzzy may be a cannibal

                                                  Yeah, that's right.... I frequently read the Buzzy Times...

                                                  I think he kills children too.... and he may even eat them.
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                                                  • BadNina
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 11-27-07
                                                    • 10491

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Bread
                                                    You are the world's smartest serial killer.
                                                    Words of truth, Bread.
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