I cant pay my cell phone bill because I have a gambling problem

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  • StraitShooter
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 07-22-09
    • 10464

    #1
    I cant pay my cell phone bill because I have a gambling problem
    Circa early 90`s. For the most part, no one had cell phones. We had the beeper, or pager, if you had one you were cool. The image of my ass hole friends who would wear one or two on their hips to make themselves look like Joe cool is a lasting one. The more your beeper went off, the more important you were. I will admit I once called myself from another room, only to walk in front of some chick I was trying to impress and show surprise when my beeper went off. I normally had mine clipped to my hip with a gold chain attached to it and my belt loop. You see, everyone wanted to be like Tony Montana.

    Then came the cell phones. I was the first kid on the block so to speak. I had this big ass motorolla phone that looked like a hand held walkie talkie from the jungles of Vietnam...and then I got a flip phone..like something from a Star Trek movie...Boy you would go to a restaurant and every ass hole would have his phone on the center of the table. Like a trophy or status symbol. You see, Latinos have this huge ignorant policy where everyone has to be better than the next guy.

    Well, for 15-16 years now I have carried around a little black phone, never having an excuse for not being reachable...

    Until:...Thursday night during the 2 football games and MLB playoffs...puppy stumbled upon my phone..he was quietly in the guest bed room going to town on my cell phone..I was totally unaware as puppy knawed and crackled my phone into 20 little pieces..

    I have not had a cell phone since Thurs night and I cant believe how much more relaxed I have been..I hate cell phones..

    there is nothing more that pisses my off than some fat bitch changing lanes in traffic in her SUV, not using signals and rambling on her cell phone
    or that sob at a sporting event..watching a game sitting talking shit on a cell phone that aint worth 10 cents of conversation..fu-ck you!

    So...have not had a cell phone and never felt more relaxed..I am waiting the arrival Fed Ex from my replacement..Everyone should take a break from their cell phones..it can reduce stress big time

    sorry about the catchy thread..but nobody reads your shit around here unless you are cool and been here awhile
  • Sam Odom
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 10-30-05
    • 58063

    #2
    I keep my cell phones OFF. I only turn them on when I WANT TO use them.
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    • mathdotcom
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 03-24-08
      • 11689

      #3
      Sam is only guy on the forum I could not trace with satellite

      Sharp guy
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      • Mikail
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 07-19-09
        • 21689

        #4
        I stopped carrying mine. It is more of an answering machine than anything to me. I find that everytime I get a call it is nothing good for me. Life was so much more simpler before the cellphone. I miss the simpler times. Technology gains seem to take away from the quality of life in inconspicouis ways.
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        • StraitShooter
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 07-22-09
          • 10464

          #5
          Originally posted by Mikail
          I stopped carrying mine. It is more of an answering machine than anything to me. I find that everytime I get a call it is nothing good for me. Life was so much more simpler before the cellphone. I miss the simpler times. Technology gains seem to take away from the quality of life in inconspicouis ways.
          That could not be spoken better..me too..I realized nobody calls me to give me something..seems like everytime my phone rings I get screwed or it modifys the current course of my life..nice having these "simpler days" this weekend.

          Of course cell phones are great..I just think that 90% of the conversations aint worth didilysquat
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          • Sam Odom
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 10-30-05
            • 58063

            #6
            Even worse than a 'real' call are those g-damn text msgs
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            • betplom
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 09-20-06
              • 13444

              #7
              Originally posted by Sam Odom
              Even worse than a 'real' call are those g-damn text msgs
              Somebody needs to tell Bread.
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              • Cougar Bait
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 10-04-07
                • 18282

                #8
                If I don't want to answer the phone, I just let it go to voice mail. But text messaging, it's like raping you. I didn't ask anyone to text message me. Some people don't even make phone calls anymore, they just text message. In 20 years, people will have forgotten how to speak. It will be exactly like the movie Idiocracy.
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                • Robyn
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 02-05-08
                  • 9681

                  #9
                  I never answer my phone and it usually takes me a week to check voicemail. I hate hate HATE cell phones. And yes, Bread is out of control with text messages. Since he became pals with some of you here, he had to increase his plan to include unlimited text messages.
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