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Best regards,
mathdotcom
Have you ever started a thread that got completely ignored?
Never again once you follow Mathy's Ten Tips to Posting Success. Mathdotcom has a 98.4% thread response rate and 24% classic thread average. His slugging pct is 0.640 (calculated as probability of 2+ nominations and 5+ SBR points awarded from at least 2 different posters weighted by number of views plus replies from distinct posters with at least 1000 posts and a sign-up date before Oct.4/2008). Mathdotcom can give you the boost you need.
Do you have more enemies than friends on the forum?
Everybody likes Mathy. How does he do it?? Mathy's Ten Tips to Posting Success will shed light on how to become a successful forum personality, to vanquish ALL foes in forum warz, and to get you a shot at laying a female poster.
Has no one ever given you an SBR point for a post?
Are you batting 0.000? That's alright. We all had to start somewhere. Maybe posting is not for you. But if you would like to keep trying, Mathy's patented "Posting for Squares" will set you on the right track and have you posting "
" and "" in response to every thread in no time.Tentative price for 10 hours of audio tapes, 1hr presentation at 2010 bash, and a non-zero probability of winning the opportunity to another lottery to potentially meet Mathy in person and get a hands-on tutorial to posting: just 4 easy payments of $250. Just think about this: if you had signed up at rebatewager last week before you blew a dime on fading the Dodgers, you could use your rebate towards one easy payment for Mathy's posting system. Or if you're Bread and basically hogtied by bookies, sharks, banks, and Robyn, send me a PM and we can work something out. (Let me know how many potatos you can peel per hour, peel & slice carrots, etc.)
Best regards,
mathdotcom
