Litmus test; are you a square?

[SBR_John]

If you bet Florida on the road laying nearly double digits with a QB who thinks his name tinker bell against a very powerful home night team then you are a perfect square. But do not worry, even squares win...sometimes.

[InTheHole]

Two more big losing weeks and I'll have to take a break for a long time and get a second job. I hope your right

[The Prick]

so how many pts did ya lay johnny?

[Immortality]

John are you saying LSU and the points are another cut off your pinky lock? If so I might have to play Florida

[The Prick]

dayum morter, forgot Johnny can only count ta 9 1/2 thanx to tech

[mathdotcom]

Did somebody say teaser?

[smitch124]

I still can't believe Tebow is playing. its a travesty!!

[InTheHole]

Two more big losing weeks and I'll have to take a break for a long time and get a second job. I hope your right

I'm am beaten and battered by bad numbers. Seattle -2 was classic as it dropped to pk in 20 minutes

[Sam Odom]

We dont need no stinking test

[pavyracer]

What do you call someone who lays 35 points on a .500 team?

4 fingered

[The General]

Not laying the points for sure, but not doubting oddsmakers or funny things in prime time games either, so pass and hope for a good game.

[Justin7]

John,

I like Florida in this match-up.

Last time we disagreed, your promised to chop off your pinky, and welched. When do I get to see you chop it off?

[mathdotcom]

where's the icon for kissing your boss's ass?

[SBR_John]

What do you call someone who lays 35 points on a .500 team?

4 fingered

[Justin7]

where's the icon for kissing your boss's ass?

Mathy,

Is the Vodka interfering with your reading? I basically told "the man" he's full of shit, and I want to see his severed pinky twitching on a bloody white towel.

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits against an unarmed (and drunk) opponent. Come back tomorrow, we'll try again.

[SBR_John]

Justin uhh sorry bud you know I luv ya but you are a -whisper- 'square'. Us pros may get our pinky whacked (and then re attached , sorry you missed it). but we know when to take a home dog that is live. LSU 24- 19.

[Justin7]

Justin uhh sorry bud you know I luv ya but you are a -whisper- 'square'. Us pros may get our pinky whacked (and then re attached , sorry you missed it). but we know when to take a home dog that is live. LSU 24- 19.

Dude,

I object. We had a non-disclosure agreement. You're not permitted to discuss my betting habits, or my results on SBR's "employment square/sharp indicator profile" test. This was in writing.

You're lucky I don't give you a 3-day "cool off" period for pulling a stunt like this.

[BadNina]

ok...Justin's hot.

[SBR_John]

Dont cool me! I'm not Pags!

Plus, I'm on a mission. Even with my bad beat on Texas Tech -62 I'm still 9-7 in BTP and looking to win it ALL even though I'm kindof stuck in 125th place. BTW I love your Idaho pick a VERY under rated team that should win pretty easily. I played them against Wash and got the W.

[pags11]

john's point is a valid one...while Florida may cover the number tomorrow, laying points on the road in big match ups like these will lead to more losing bets than winning bets, thus the term "square" bettor...pavy puss is a square and he hates hearing that but he's square as square can be...

[Justin7]

Pags11,

Florida is the right side on this one. Pinny has it at -7.5 right now.

I challenge you. If Florida covers -7.5, I get to pick your signature for 7 days. If I win, your signature will have to be changed to "Never defy Justin7's statistics, because he is always right." If you win the challenge, you can choose my signature (to anything another mod wouldn't change).

Accept?

[InTheHole]

^

[tacomax]

Pags11,

Florida is the right side on this one. Pinny has it at -7.5 right now.

I challenge you. If Florida covers -7.5, I get to pick your signature for 7 days. If I win, your signature will have to be changed to "Never defy Justin7's statistics, because he is always right." If you win the challenge, you can choose my signature (to anything another mod wouldn't change).

Accept?

Justin7 - you can't do this to pags - I hope you had prior authorisation from Bill/John. But I think not.

Odds on Justin7 being fired before Monday are now -850.

[obamaismyuncle]

[obamaismyuncle]

Pags is like the 3rd most powerful person in the world

[Justin7]

Justin7 - you can't do this to pags - I hope you had prior authorisation from Bill/John. But I think not.

Odds on Justin7 being fired before Monday are now -850.

-850? I'll take the no. Fair odds on me getting fired in the next 7 days are AT BEST +200. I'm soooo close to a breakthrough on SIA (which, absent one big dispute that might resolve soon could be a "B+" book). This one outstanding dispute needs about 2 computer engineers and a lawyer or two to analyze the 200 emails, documents, and 1000s of wagers, but you can't spent $50k reviewing every $16k dispute, so I have to deal with these fairly, accurately and economically - alone.

[tacomax]

Justin7 - did you clear your reply on pags with John/Bill? This is key information.

[pags11]

justin, your top seven plays against my seven and whoever wins gets to have something in the other person's avatar for a week and it's a deal...you will post "sometimes my computer is wrong and pags' gut is right"

[InTheHole]

Justin?

[pags11]

justin?

[InTheHole]

He has an advantage on you pags if he gives you 7 plays using weds numbers

[InTheHole]

Justins first play is Florida obviously

[pags11]

how would you suggest we make this fair onthewhat? what days lines do we use? I've had my plays locked in since Monday...

[pags11]

justin are you going to respond?

[pags11]

Buehler?