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  • buztah
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 03-23-07
    • 7470

    #1
    I do not like fat people
    They do not respect themselves so neither will I extend any to them. Always sitting next to me, greasy and smelling a little like body spray n poop -- because they are unable to reach their ass to clean it and must use copious amounts of fragrances. Disgusting! Air travel has been rough since the obesity epidemic began. I refuse to extend any courtesy to them since they have no shame. Just today I let a heavy bank door slap this tub of lard right in the face -- wobbler thought I was holding it for him as he was holding a hot coffee and I passed through before him after making a rather large deposit. Mistake!

    If Obama wants to improve the US healthcare system he should heed my advice.

    1. No healthcare for anyone more than 10 lbs overweight, as per the standard medical charts, unless they can demonstrate a healthy body mass index; and

    2. Anyone more than 50 lbs overweight (same exception as above) will be forced to enroll in fat camp until such time as the weight is lost, or they expire. Water and low cal vegetables only will be served.
  • lakerboy
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 04-02-09
    • 94463

    #2
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    • onthewhat
      Restricted User
      • 05-14-08
      • 15411

      #3
      Good post.
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      • Cougar Bait
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 10-04-07
        • 18282

        #4
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        • Willie Bee
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 02-14-06
          • 15726

          #5
          Buzzy, buddy ol' pal, I'm not fat. I'm just big boned. You need to reconsider this stance, at least soften a bit. The people in that 10%-20% range being overweight will likely be the biggest buyers of our Degenerate Eats cookbook.
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          • Bluehorseshoe
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 07-13-06
            • 15063

            #6
            You should pay for Health Insurance by the pound.
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            • Cougar Bait
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 10-04-07
              • 18282

              #7
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              • Willie Bee
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 02-14-06
                • 15726

                #8
                Originally posted by Bluehorseshoe
                You should pay for Health Insurance by the pound.
                Ok, as long as how much your vote at the polls is also 'weighted.' Deal?
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                • RiverRaid
                  SBR MVP
                  • 08-19-07
                  • 2279

                  #9
                  Originally posted by buztah
                  They do not respect themselves so neither will I extend any to them. Always sitting next to me, greasy and smelling a little like body spray n poop -- because they are unable to reach their ass to clean it and must use copious amounts of fragrances. Disgusting! Air travel has been rough since the obesity epidemic began. I refuse to extend any courtesy to them since they have no shame. Just today I let a heavy bank door slap this tub of lard right in the face -- wobbler thought I was holding it for him as he was holding a hot coffee and I passed through before him after making a rather large deposit. Mistake!

                  If Obama wants to improve the US healthcare system he should heed my advice.

                  1. No healthcare for anyone more than 10 lbs overweight, as per the standard medical charts, unless they can demonstrate a healthy body mass index; and

                  2. Anyone more than 50 lbs overweight (same exception as above) will be forced to enroll in fat camp until such time as the weight is lost, or they expire. Water and low cal vegetables only will be served.

                  Good post. Nothing wrong with 5-10 pounds over weight, but I see more and more of these fat slime balls walking the earth. Have some shame and curb your appetite for destruction.
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                  • Bluehorseshoe
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 07-13-06
                    • 15063

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Willie Bee
                    Ok, as long as how much your vote at the polls is also 'weighted.' Deal?
                    How do you associate weight with voting?

                    The more overweight you are, the more likely you're to have health problems. It's a fact, so why should I have to pay more for health insurance if I take care of myself. I'm ten pounds over what I should be now. It use to be 30, but I decided to make a change and I did.
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                    • FreeFall
                      SBR MVP
                      • 02-20-08
                      • 3365

                      #11
                      Granted I like your idea, but this is wrong.

                      1. No healthcare for anyone more than 10 lbs overweight, as per the standard medical charts, unless they can demonstrate a healthy body mass index; and

                      especially for a lifter they always blow those "average" charts out of the water.
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                      • daggerkobe
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 03-25-08
                        • 10744

                        #12
                        Why do u hate Brent and Nina?
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                        • Cougar Bait
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                          • 10-04-07
                          • 18282

                          #13
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                          • The General
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 08-10-05
                            • 13279

                            #14
                            I feel bad being fat, but I like you.
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                            • gummo
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                              • 09-04-06
                              • 6298

                              #15
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                              • pavyracer
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 04-12-07
                                • 82669

                                #16
                                Guys which is pags11 from the pictures you posted?
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                                • Gemoka
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 11-27-08
                                  • 1648

                                  #17
                                  Larger than life? Big and bubbly? More of me to go around? Huge personality? A little more candy than average? Voluptuous? Carrying a few extra pounds? It's what's on the inside that counts? Beauty is only skin deep? I exercise regularly but can't shed the excess? The camera makes me look bigger than i actually am? It's not how much i eat, it's what i eat?
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                                  • buztah
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 03-23-07
                                    • 7470

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by The General
                                    I feel bad being fat, but I like you.
                                    You should. I like me more.
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                                    • Cougar Bait
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 10-04-07
                                      • 18282

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by pavyracer
                                      Guys which is pags11 from the pictures you posted?
                                      Paver I thought you and Pags were on timeout
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                                      • buztah
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 03-23-07
                                        • 7470

                                        #20
                                        Cougar, let's not get sidetracked here. I have proposed a rational solution to the American people vis a vis healthcare. Pags has dominated enough threads as of late.
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                                        • pags11
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 08-18-05
                                          • 12264

                                          #21
                                          pavy puss is nervous because the square police called and told him that he was stealing his college football picks from the thirteen year old down the street...bad boy...
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                                          • pico
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 04-05-07
                                            • 27321

                                            #22
                                            no more health care for pregnant women. fvcking fat pigs
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                                            • Cougar Bait
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                                              • 10-04-07
                                              • 18282

                                              #23
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                                              • wtf
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 08-22-08
                                                • 12983

                                                #24
                                                buzz , if i buy you a fat whore what will you do for your hour?
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                                                • jellobiafra
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                                                  • 03-08-09
                                                  • 6291

                                                  #25
                                                  Cougar.... please!


                                                  Buzzy, you won me back with this one buddy. Good work!
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                                                  • wal66
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                                                    • 10-14-08
                                                    • 5305

                                                    #26
                                                    I guess I should bebannished as well as lose any health bennifits as I go about 340. Not even the 6'7" good kind of 340 either. Nope I'm the disgusting 5'10" kind of 340. I do still however wash my ass and keep every fold lint free.

                                                    You would have thought the extended time without getting laid or years of those disgusted looks from passers-by would have been enough to get the weight off. It wasn't. I thought I had lost all hope and just finally accepted the fact that I would eventually die of a massive haertattck of diabeties but this post has given me new hope.
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                                                    • Cougar Bait
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                                                      • 10-04-07
                                                      • 18282

                                                      #27
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                                                      • BGS 9.5
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 01-10-08
                                                        • 4627

                                                        #28
                                                        Seriously Buzzy, yiou are rapidly turning into a cokk fukk. I am not overjoyed by fatt fukks either, but yiur are being a flat out prick in general lately. That no tipping thing yesterdsay was 100% bush league
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                                                        • rookie
                                                          SBR Wise Guy
                                                          • 10-01-05
                                                          • 682

                                                          #29
                                                          Brother Buztah deserves plaudits for speaking against the vice of gluttony.
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                                                          • dmtrader
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 09-26-09
                                                            • 1320

                                                            #30
                                                            Just about everyone considers themselves 10 lbs over weight, unless they are currently undergoing chemotherapy or on the maple syrup lemonade cleanse.
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                                                            • Cougar Bait
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 10-04-07
                                                              • 18282

                                                              #31
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                                                              • buztah
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 03-23-07
                                                                • 7470

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by BGS 9.5
                                                                Seriously Buzzy, yiou are rapidly turning into a cokk fukk. I am not overjoyed by fatt fukks either, but yiur are being a flat out prick in general lately.
                                                                It is called tough love.
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                                                                • Cougar Bait
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 10-04-07
                                                                  • 18282

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Speaking of tough love...I am getting sick from all these horrible photos...it's really hard to keep posting them. I think I am learning my lesson.

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                                                                  • juni
                                                                    SBR High Roller
                                                                    • 10-03-09
                                                                    • 169

                                                                    #34
                                                                    although i'm a little on the heavier side i actually agree it would be nice to shape up america...though i think your ideas are a bit harsh
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                                                                    • mr. leisure
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 01-29-08
                                                                      • 17507

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Cougar Bait
                                                                      He would be very popular in juvenile hall
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