text from last night...

[mmike032]

some funny shit on here

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

[Iwinyourmoney]

Posted that awhile ago. Also check fmylife.com

[smitch124]

My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.

[mmike032]

608): imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"

(781): Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse

(619): do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.

[007Fatty]

fmylife.com is really funny

Along with fmylife.com, mylifeisaverage.com and mylifeisg.com also out there. Different type of people gonna be interested, just putting it out there.