Take note of posters absent over the next 6-8 hours

[mathdotcom]

They are the working stiffs slaving at day jobs, betting $20 a game, and getting fukked by their bosses.

In life there are winners and losers. I am a winner.

[Matt Rain]

Inspirational stuff.

[JBC77]

Is this where the SBR bread line starts? I wonder how much loot good ole' Uncle Sammy puts on JJ's food stamp card per month. SBR is going to have to start offering "extended benefits" to it's poorest posters. But hey, Obama promised 2 million, then 3 million, then 4 million jobs. So really.....as soon as he replaces the 10 million we lost in the last year we will be off and running.

[mmike032]

and 80% of the posters on here now are unemployed living off mama/daddy pension

[buztah]

For those of you who are stuck in a dead beat job, here's something a fellow I met once at a Raptors game told me he did to his boss.

Rent a car, using fake ID in bossman's name, exactly like that of your boss. Remove license plate from the bossman's vehicle and place on the rental. Drive to posh spa and park in such a manner that the license plate is viewable and so that the front of the car is facing the street for a quick exit. Sign in under your bossman's name. Introduce yourself to everyone accordingly. Spend whole day having facial, haircut, shave, massage, cucumber sandwich and green tea lunch, maybe a lil sucky sucky, sauna -- the works. Rack up at least a dime in services. Bolt at the opportune moment!

Spa will call cops with license plate and vehicle description.

[mathdotcom]

buzzy not funny

I paid through the nose in legal fees and cannot get into any bathhouse in town

[SamsNCharge99]

yes I made it

[MrMonkey]

Mathdotcom, I'm on my way to the local convenience store to get breakfeast. I need tighter sweat pants around the ankles, in practicing the food keeps falling to the floor. Also, never have your back to the dairy window, it's like a see through mirror. Thanks for the advice buddy!

[buztah]

Mathdotcom, I'm on my way to the local convenience store to get breakfeast. I need tighter sweat pants around the ankles, in practicing the food keeps falling to the floor. Also, never have your back to the dairy window, it's like a see through mirror. Thanks for the advice buddy!

Monkey, that kung fu chink will see your broke azz comin' a mile away and beat the living shit outta you before the cops slap on the silver bracelets. If you can't do it at home when there is no pressure, what makes you think you can perform when it matters?

Jesus!

[mathdotcom]

buzzy

see my shoplifting thread

[MrMonkey]

Monkey, that kung fu chink will see your broke azz comin' a mile away and beat the living shit outta you before the cops slap on the silver bracelets. If you can't do it at home when there is no pressure, what makes you think you can perform when it matters?

Jesus!

Well Dr. Buzzy if I had read the thread about the lowlife who stiffed the hard working waitress her tip I would have not been broke! You live and learn.

[poker_dummy101]

My job is SBR points?

[dwaechte]

It's more interesting to see which guys are here posting on holidays.

[jjgold]

For those of you who are stuck in a dead beat job, here's something a fellow I met once at a Raptors game told me he did to his boss.

Rent a car, using fake ID in bossman's name, exactly like that of your boss. Remove license plate from the bossman's vehicle and place on the rental. Drive to posh spa and park in such a manner that the license plate is viewable and so that the front of the car is facing the street for a quick exit. Sign in under your bossman's name. Introduce yourself to everyone accordingly. Spend whole day having facial, haircut, shave, massage, cucumber sandwich and green tea lunch, maybe a lil sucky sucky, sauna -- the works. Rack up at least a dime in services. Bolt at the opportune moment!

Spa will call cops with license plate and vehicle description.

Too many cameras nowadays to do anything like that, a sure way to get locked up.

[buztah]

Christ, Coach! Gotta be wise enough to due a bit of basic due diligence before selecting said spa.

[wal66]

JJ....everytime I see one of your video's (and I'll never admit to anyone outside SBR that I have ever seen one) I see you as a combination Joe Pesce, Jim Carey Dice Clay all rolled up in an 8-ball.

[RICHIE801]

JJ....everytime I see one of your video's (and I'll never admit to anyone outside SBR that I have ever seen one) I see you as a combination Joe Pesce, Jim Carey Dice Clay all rolled up in an 8-ball.

Dawg you could get the best writers in America and Europe and they couldn't come up with a character like jjgold.

[lakerboy]

funny thread-

[buztah]

Dawg you could get the best writers in America and Europe and they couldn't come up with a character like jjgold.

The man is a legend.