Life Lessons with Mathy - How to steal at a convenience store

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  • mathdotcom
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-24-08
    • 11689

    #36
    Coochy I would love to set up an experiment where you go back to work and see if I can steal 15 hoagie submarines in one visit without you noticing. It's the poor man's equivalent of The Italian Job but just as exciting.
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    • ACoochy
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 08-19-09
      • 13949

      #37
      Originally posted by mathdotcom
      Coochy I would love to set up an experiment where you go back to work and see if I can steal 15 hoagie submarines in one visit without you noticing. It's the poor man's equivalent of The Italian Job but just as exciting.
      Mathy how about i cut them into 6" each and u see how many that top hat of yours can conceal....Im sure you'll be in line to break that old record...
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      • DwightShrute
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 01-17-09
        • 103419

        #38
        Originally posted by mathdotcom
        Coochy I would love to set up an experiment where you go back to work and see if I can steal 15 hoagie submarines in one visit without you noticing. It's the poor man's equivalent of The Italian Job but just as exciting.


        even at Subway I bet
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        • mathdotcom
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 03-24-08
          • 11689

          #39
          no no convenience store hoagies

          ones at 7/11s etc

          Deuce would probably heat them all up in the microwave first then shove them down his pants and burn his rooster off
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          • DwightShrute
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            • 01-17-09
            • 103419

            #40
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            • hubie69
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 09-16-10
              • 7329

              #41
              Originally posted by mathdotcom
              no no convenience store hoagies

              ones at 7/11s etc

              Deuce would probably heat them all up in the microwave first then shove them down his pants and burn his rooster off
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              • hubie69
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 09-16-10
                • 7329

                #42
                Well done MAthy
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                • InTheDrink
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 11-23-09
                  • 23983

                  #43
                  I need one of you experts to critique this performance

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                  • DwightShrute
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 01-17-09
                    • 103419

                    #44
                    Originally posted by InTheDrink
                    I need one of you experts to critique this performance

                    This woman steals by the power of her VAGINA muscles,that's all I can say as Iv'e never seen anyone carry a case of pop in between their legs as if it was part of their anatomy,DID YOU SEE HER SPIT ON HER HAND TO GET IT WET A LITTLE daaaammmmnnnnnnn.
                    that's one strong vagina

                    nothing like a good old fashion family booze theft
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                    • mathdotcom
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 03-24-08
                      • 11689

                      #45
                      What the fukk...

                      Man brown people are shifty
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                      • HauntingTheHoly
                        SBR MVP
                        • 04-28-10
                        • 1397

                        #46
                        Originally posted by mathdotcom
                        Coochy I would love to set up an experiment where you go back to work and see if I can steal 15 hoagie submarines in one visit without you noticing. It's the poor man's equivalent of The Italian Job but just as exciting.


                        That's fukin' bombass. I wonder why I don't have the balls to steal? It is quite heroic, eh?
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                        • RonPaul2008
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                          • 06-08-07
                          • 6741

                          #47
                          What a waste of time and stupid risk. Totally -EV. Just bet slow moving lines at books and watch the money roll in.
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                          • mathdotcom
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 03-24-08
                            • 11689

                            #48
                            RonPaul

                            Thrill of the kill and may not have a BR to post up
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                            • excel
                              Restricted User
                              • 03-25-10
                              • 4270

                              #49
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