If you lost everything in a flood and got a check for $18,000 what would you do?

[Reload]

And a side question - would you GAMBLE with it right away? No house, no car, no possesions. What would you do?

[InThisMoment]

Get a hotel room, order a pizza and a hooker.

[Fishhead]

No brainer

Gamble

This after buying some flowers and stocking the freezer with wild salmon.

[InThisMoment]

Oh and tell the hooker to bring some vodka and an eight ball.

[InThisMoment]

Correction to last post, ask hooker to pick up some wild salmon as well.

[jjgold]

Gamble
Hookers

[CaneDawg]

18k

you must of had a shity insurance policy

or lived in a singlewide

i would have to provide for my wife and child someway....

[manny24]

would fire my insurance agent for the shitt-t coverage.

[keyboarding]

Move somewhere cheap and gamble.

[Hotdiggity11]

Put it all on black.

[flyingillini]

If you only got 18grand you aren't doing that well..

[soli]

Take 3k and follow a hot capper in a contest and let it ride

[manny24]

Take 3k and follow a hot capper in a contest and let it ride

or you could take it all and bet against tom brady right soli?...fvckstick.

[fiveteamer]

No brainer Gamble This after buying some flowers and stocking the freezer with wild salmon.

With what freezer? And why wild salmon?

[tacomax]

With what freezer?

From the dumpster.

[The General]

This happened on June 7th, 2008 to my grandmothers home and she got a FEMA check of this nature. All of it went to rebuild her home. To bad she passed 12 days ago and only got to live in her nice new rebuilt home for just over a year. She moved back in Sept 11, 2008. We worked hard to tear down and rebuild as swiftly as possible.

[konck]

Buy a boat

[pavyracer]

Go on a gay cruise with JJ.

[Madukwe]

Put it all on chief's ML

[HotStreak]

I'd like to tell you to use the money to get some sort of start to a normal life. You know, put a few months expenses in the bank, find a cheap apartment in a neighborhood with an average crime rate, and start piecing things back together.

Take 10% out as a bankroll and deposit with an SBR "A" rated book, negotiating a fair reload bonus. Make bets within acceptable bankroll management guidelines. (Someone please provide). Build roll patiently. Enjoying gambling as an accompaniment to a happy life. Prosper!

The reality is. I have to take check to "check cashing" place, as I am not welcome at bank. 2% off top(-360). Next to check cashing is liquor store. Stop in for scratch tickets and bottle of Remy Martin(-300, 240 on tickets). Leave the Liquor store and run into Carmine. Fok! He sees Remy, and asks where his 3 grand is. I tell him I have 200 in car. He takes Remy and waits.

I drive off. 6 blocks later, stop at another liquor store. More scratch tickets and 2 bottles of Remy.(In case I see Sal).(-400, 280 on tickets). Call wife, tell her I have to go help my mother. Get on highway and head straight for Foxwoods Resort and Casino in lovely scenic Connecticut. One hour drive. Sip Remy very slow. Finish Remy in parking garage at casino. Leave one bottle in case I run into Vinny.

I already have a plan. Go to poker room. Play tight and feed off drunk fishes. On way to poker room, pass roulette table and see all red numbers flashing on billboard. New plan. Martingale black starting with 200..red, 400...red...fok this...1000...red.....Whoa take it easy. Remember the plan. Poker Room. Spread 400 on age,birthday,birth month, and SAT score...00....fok close. (-2000).

Finally leave for poker room. Plan is right on schedule. Seat open in 5000 buy in No Limit. Perfect. Looks like a couple drunk degerates and some loose Asians. Sit down. Post small and big blinds in from middle position. A8 suited. Folded to me. Raise to 1000. Folded around to loose Asian on button. He raise all-in. Stupid fok don't think I got it. I call. He flips up AK, but ther not suited. I'm ahead. Board comes QQJ37 2 hearts. I lose on kicker. (-5000). I call over floor and ask for Bad Beat Jackpot prize. No english? Fok this amateur shit. Time to hit the craps tables.

On the way to craps. Walk by hot BlackJack table. Squeeze in and put 1000 in circle. 66. Dealer has 6 showing.

I split the 6's...6....split again....6....split again....5...double down.....7..(18)

next 6....2.....double down.....3...(11)

next 6.......10..(16) stand

next 6....A.....double down....5...(12).

Fokkin Arab dude in the anchor man with $25 dollar bet motions to hit his 14..I offfer 100 to stand...no english?......10(bust).

Dealer flips up a 10...(16)..C'MON MONKEY!....4..(20)..... @$%@ #$@^&%#@$#%@$%#@#$%$)(&)(@#! Call floor over to check for misdeal. (-7000). Fok this. Last resort.

Get to craps pit. Consult pit boss. Plan in effect. Dice to me. 300 on pass line.. 40 dollar Yo'......TEN.

No odds. I nod at pit boss. 2600 Hard Ten..."Book it". Dice back to me.

I caress the cubes in my sweaty palm,warming them up. I can feel the dots across the crease of my palm like so many tiny nipples. I blow to heat them more, my chapped lips and cognac breath light the fire. I release them. My bloodshot eagle eyes follow the path, they glide through the air like a graceful pigeon coming in for a landing on a Brownsville rooftop. I can see the double fives getting ready to gently bounce up on the felt, and all of sudden, they take a left turn off of the long wrinkled finger of the Hebrew man who has reached across the table to beckon the dealer for his $1 change........SEVEN OUT!!!!!!!

I retire to the parking garage to finish off the Remy and form a new plan. I pass out in the back seat, and just as I begin dreaming vividly about the winning Lotto numbers, I awake to the sound of loud thuds. Through the flurry of fists striking my face, I can make out three figures. It's Carmine, Sal, and Vinny.

Sorry guys. I'm all out of Remy.

[Killer_Demo]

half ki of yayo, pound of purp....flip it