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  • louisvillekid
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-14-07
    • 9263

    #1
    Asian Sunrise Squirt Orgasm
    First person to post in this thread the actor who said this and played this character, will get 25 points.
    No editing, now i know you can edit within a certain time frame , so i guess i have no control over that, but first person to post it wins.

    "So my boy Al tells me you want to learn how to fu*k better. Only way to a girls heart is through her gut, her sexual gut. A couple years ago I pioneered a move called the 'Cranberry'. What you do is have a scene partner place 10-15 berries between their buttcheeks, I mean way up in the crack, and you have them stand above and drop them one at a time into the other partners mouth. Now this works guy on girl - girl on guy - girl on girl - guy on guy - it's a multiple application scenario. Now if done correctly, the partner getting the ball blow or the lick job from a mouthful of azz-moistened cranberries, will be the beneficiary of an Asian Sunrise Squirt Orgasm. The first time I ever had one I wrote in my journal that night, that the Sunrise Squirt is like falling out of an airplane into an endless cloud of marijuana haze while on speed while listening to Sweet Child Of Mine on an Ipod made of golden fleece.
    Now that's how you win a girls heart." Barry- local porn star
  • InThisMoment
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 09-02-09
    • 615

    #2
    I'll take a guess. Ricky Mabe as Barry in "Zack and Miri Make a Porno" by Kevin Smith.
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    • louisvillekid
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 08-14-07
      • 9263

      #3
      nope. this scene was in the deleted scenes extras of a movie i just rented. I just found it funny, had me cracking up. I guess because of who the actor was and the whole scenario of the story he was telling.
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      • InThisMoment
        SBR Wise Guy
        • 09-02-09
        • 615

        #4
        Jon Favreau in I love you, man.
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        • yisman
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-01-08
          • 75682

          #5
          Knocked Up

          Jonah Hill

          I doubt it, but worth a guess.
          [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
          [/quote]

          [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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          • G's pks
            Restricted User
            • 01-01-09
            • 22251

            #6
            Tiana Lynn
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            • louisvillekid
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 08-14-07
              • 9263

              #7
              nobody got it yet i see.
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              • oiler
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 06-06-09
                • 6585

                #8
                Originally posted by louisvillekid
                nobody got it yet i see.
                well is it an A actor or just a regular actor
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                • spurginobili
                  SBR MVP
                  • 05-09-09
                  • 3065

                  #9
                  Josh Lucas in "Management"
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                  • pavyracer
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 04-12-07
                    • 82905

                    #10
                    Charlton Heston in "The Ten Commandments"
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                    • spurginobili
                      SBR MVP
                      • 05-09-09
                      • 3065

                      #11
                      Originally posted by pavyracer
                      Charlton Heston in "The Ten Commandments"
                      LOL
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                      • SCRAGGS
                        SBR MVP
                        • 05-21-09
                        • 1969

                        #12
                        love squirt video's
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                        • payingthejuice
                          Restricted User
                          • 04-02-09
                          • 2075

                          #13
                          Sounds like something Vince Vaughn would say in a movie.
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                          • InTheHole
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 04-28-08
                            • 15243

                            #14
                            Originally posted by SCRAGGS
                            love squirt video's
                            I like camel toes
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                            • InTheHole
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 04-28-08
                              • 15243

                              #15
                              "Robert Powell" in "Jesus of Nazareth"
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                              • louisvillekid
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 08-14-07
                                • 9263

                                #16
                                Originally posted by spurginobili
                                Josh Lucas in "Management"
                                congrats. did you rent it? i just happened to see it while at a Redbox looking for something to rent and had never heard of that movie. must have went straight to video.
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                                • louisvillekid
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 08-14-07
                                  • 9263

                                  #17
                                  i see spurginobili got it right. as mentioned the movie was a Jennifer Aniston/ Steve Zahn movie called "Management". Josh Lucas was not in the movie but was in the deleted scenes playing some local porn actor trying to tell Zahn's character how to get a girl.
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                                  • spurginobili
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 05-09-09
                                    • 3065

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by louisvillekid
                                    congrats. did you rent it? i just happened to see it while at a Redbox looking for something to rent and had never heard of that movie. must have went straight to video.
                                    No I didn't rent it. I Googled it.
                                    Did you like the movie? I might rent it; it looked pretty funny.
                                    Thanks for the quiz.
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                                    • louisvillekid
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 08-14-07
                                      • 9263

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by spurginobili
                                      No I didn't rent it. I Googled it.
                                      Did you like the movie? I might rent it; it looked pretty funny.
                                      Thanks for the quiz.
                                      it was alright for the dollar rental. you can tell it was a small independent film, Jen An was listed as a exc producer on it.
                                      Kinda slow getting going, but when she leaves her job in Mass to move to Wash St to go back with her old punk(he brags about being in the punk scene for the 70's) boyfriend played by Woody Harrelson and Zahn follows her and gets a job at an asian restaurant and lives in the basemant , it has a few good moments. But overall like a 2 star out of 5 probably.

                                      that deleted scene was probably the funniest.
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