Do I sense Nina and Pags starting to like each other like when I pulled girls hair in 5th grade when I really wanted her to know I liked her and didn't know how to let her know?
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I know he amuses me to no ends. I love it when he gets his girl panties all wadded up and he rants and uses large font. I just hope I can give him some amount of amusement back in return.Comment -
Shocking that wtf would be butt-buddies with pags after all this...Comment -
Monkey, you have lovely phrasing.Comment -
hhsilver,
I sense that you look like the guy in your avatar, but with an even worse haircut...
monkeyfocker,
with the handle you have and the avatar you display you shouldn't be talking about butt buddies...Comment -
I only f0ck female monkeys, pal. Like you haven't ever sipped on your own urine, pags. Get real, guy.Comment -
is that how you got all of those nasty diseases?...I've never even pissed on my blisters, Ill leave the urine drinking up to you...Comment -
Urine is sterile, brainiac.Comment -
the first comment was about you fu%king apes monkey boy...figure it out...Comment -
Forgive me for misinterpreting your incoherence. Only the REALLY clever people are wise enough to rip on my handle...Comment -
forgive me for thinking you had more brain capacity than an ape...maybe you should go make yourself a dildo sandwich...Comment -
man this is entertaining stuff.
I think SBR writes all these fights. Taco vs IMGV94 , Pavy vs Bread , Bateman vs Taco, Mudcat vs IMGV94 pags you should stay on after college football. I dont understand how you have soo many posts. I know youve been here since the begininig but u are a seasonal poster
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happy boy,
I would say my post percentage would be divided between:
65% college football
35% berating other posters
I'll probably stop in occasionally during the offseason to keep certain posters on their toes...Comment -
You should keep telling them to eat dildo sandwiches. That's some clever shit. I can see how posters would stay on their toes trying to battle such insidious wit.Comment -
Eat poop, pags! Hahaha. Gotcha, sucker! No erasies. Touch blue make it true! You can't triple stamp a double stamp, pags! You can't triple stamp a double stamp!Comment -
A dildo sandwich??? LMAOOOOOO!!!!!Originally posted by pags11
Someone please, please make a pags dictionary. I am in love with all of the new words and colorful phrases he is bringing our way.
cocknocker
donkeyish
butt muncher
dildo sandwich
MORE MORE MORE!Comment -
MonkeyF0cker,
if you would have graduated from middle school you might be doing more than flipping burgers and sneaking mcflurry's into the bathroom during your breaks...you lead a sad, sad life and most people in the forum feel sorry for you...except for that you have sex with female monkeys and get diseases...I think that is gross and you should stop that now...
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Yeah, monkeyf0cker! Stop humping monkeys! Sicko.Comment -
Durr. I dun know any betta, Rubbin. I not so smert. Me dun flunkd outa midl skool. Durr. Wud yu like frys er onyon rings wit dat der shake? Durr. Sowwy fer da drule in yo dildo sammich.Comment -
Originally posted by pags11MonkeyF0cker,
if you would have graduated from middle school you might be doing more than flipping burgers and sneaking mcflurry's into the bathroom during your breaks...you lead a sad, sad life and most people in the forum feel sorry for you...except for that you have sex with female monkeys and get diseases...I think that is gross and you should stop that now...
It's a step up from ugly jokes, I guess.Comment -
Hey, pags! Yo mama's so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out!
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Hey, pags! Your dadda shoulda spank his monkey!Comment -
pavy, shouldn't you be concentrating on this Nebraska loss you are about to endure?Comment -
monkeylover,
the average female breast weighs 3.3 pounds...I was wondering what a pussy weighs...why don't you hop on a scale and tell us afterwards...Comment -
oh bawlsmackComment -
Damn. This guy is good. I can't compete with a 1983 joke book.Comment -
nor can you compete with my handicapping...now be a good little boy and go do your book order for school...you have to wake up early in the morning and have both school and the McDonald's job...Comment -
Oh, snap!Comment -
Can you show me how to bet stale lines that aren't available? That'd be awesome, buddy!Comment -
Since when does McDonald's hire middle schoolers? Something's not adding up....Comment -
Since the almighty pags waved his hand and said, "And it shall be done." C'mon, jello. You're smarter than this...Comment -
Monkey, I'm pretty sure pags only has that kind of power over SBR. I doubt his reach extends to McDonald's, but you never know.Comment -
I notice the remarks to Pavy about Nebraska have stopped.Comment -
Never underestimate the power of a self-proclaimed internet celebrity.Originally posted by jellobiafraComment -
the almighty MonkeyF0cker waived his banana and flipped a coin...that is how he came up wih his picks for the week...
nina,
did you have action on the game? I'm sure you didn't square lady...
jello,
monkey is a 16 year old middle schooler...even your dumb ass should know that...Comment
