Would You Sleep With A Man For $50,000???

Iwinyourmoney · 10-05-09, 11:53 AM

Min. 300k cash.

Bread · 10-05-09, 11:53 AM

JJ how about springing your updated Hottest Guys at SBR list? Beat the Jerk has to be number one I would think.

1. BTJ
2. Deuce
3. Matty Rain
4. Richie
5. Mudcat

jjgold · 10-05-09, 12:05 PM

Bread remind me this week I will make a video and rank them

Bread your fukkin pumped

pavyracer · 10-05-09, 12:07 PM

I will not sleep with a man for $50,000 but for $5,000 I will arrange for a man to sleep with you.

RogueScholar · 10-05-09, 12:10 PM

I get the distinct feeling of déjà vu with this thread. Clearly any of my natural responses would be repetitious, so let's make it interesting.

For those of you who would perform for the money, in what position would you choose to fukk and be fukked? Would you want to see the other guy's face?

As for pencils, I'm a kinky bastard and even I've never heard of that. Does crying during sex really enhance the experience?

MrX · 10-05-09, 01:08 PM

The pencils really made this thread.

flyingillini · 10-05-09, 01:31 PM

No way, 50k is not worth it at all.

Immortality · 10-05-09, 01:35 PM

jjgold · 10-05-09, 01:42 PM

I have been thinking all day and for 50k where Is the fukkin bed?

50 k is big money right now to me

SCRAGGS · 10-05-09, 01:48 PM

JJ do you know what docking is?

jjgold · 10-05-09, 01:50 PM

No

Is it fukking a guy under water?

SlickFazzer · 10-05-09, 01:58 PM

65k maybe.

RogueScholar · 10-05-09, 02:30 PM

Originally posted by SCRAGGS

JJ do you know what docking is?

Docking is my favorite! JJ would go nuts for it, being circumcised and all.

Sex position - Wikipedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Docking_(sex)#Genital-genital_sex

Junkyard Dog · 10-05-09, 02:59 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I have been thinking all day and for 50k where Is the fukkin bed?

shocker

RogueScholar · 10-05-09, 03:03 PM

JJ, would you dock with me? Would you pay for the privilege?

jjgold · 10-05-09, 03:38 PM

Rogue for 5k cash I would dock with you

I never even knew what that was and that really is harmless

onthewhat · 10-05-09, 03:44 PM

Corbin you would do it for a $500 free play, who are you kidding

jjgold · 10-05-09, 03:46 PM

Originally posted by onthewhat

Corbin you would do it for a $500 free play, who are you kidding

buztah · 10-05-09, 04:45 PM

I am not a fan of docking as kok cheese from the uncut partner can sometimes be an issue.

I am an avid fan of frottage though as it is the natural follow through to a good spirited bout of kok fencing. There is nothing like simultaneously spewing your manly essence on your partner whilst receiving his. The timing must be perfect and might take a few tries before you can sync up but the payoff is just so worth it.

HAPPY BOY · 10-05-09, 04:48 PM

thats 50 k american tax free... well in todays tough economic times I'd have to say no.

RogueScholar · 10-05-09, 04:51 PM

Originally posted by buztah

I am not a fan of docking as kok cheese from the uncut partner can sometimes be an issue.

I am an avid fan of frottage though as it is the natural follow through to a good spirited bout of kok fencing. There is nothing like simultaneously spewing your manly essence on your partner whilst receiving his. The timing must be perfect and might take a few tries before you can sync up but the payoff is just so worth it.

Hahaha, Buzzy, chances are if a guy has cock cheese I won't be doing a damned thing with him, let alone getting into a situation where docking could be a likely outcome. Personal hygiene is crucial to physical attraction if you ask me.

I agree about frottage being much more rewarding when you're with someone whose level of excitement you can easily gauge and mimic. With the natural male withdrawal from sexual feeling after climax, it's quite awkward if one guy finishes markedly sooner than the other.

InTheHole · 10-05-09, 04:55 PM

Originally posted by onthewhat

Corbin you would do it for a $500 free play, who are you kidding

DeluxeLiner · 10-05-09, 05:05 PM

Originally posted by onthewhat

Corbin you would do it for a $500 free play, who are you kidding

Best comment of this thread thus far

Cougar Bait · 10-05-09, 05:09 PM

I only bang Cougars, so I'd have to say no. However, you seem to have put an awful lot of mental time and energy into this proposition JJ, I say you go for it. That will cover your bets for awhile. Hell, you could end up being the next Midnight Cowboy for all we know.

buztah · 10-05-09, 05:45 PM

Originally posted by RogueScholar

Hahaha, Buzzy, chances are if a guy has cock cheese I won't be doing a damned thing with him, let alone getting into a situation where docking could be a likely outcome. Personal hygiene is crucial to physical attraction if you ask me.

I agree about frottage being much more rewarding when you're with someone whose level of excitement you can easily gauge and mimic. With the natural male withdrawal from sexual feeling after climax, it's quite awkward if one guy finishes markedly sooner than the other.

Dear Roguey,

Not to be ostentatious by any means, although I'm certainly comfortable as the centre of attention, my pre-intercourse bath ritual borders on the pedantic, to be quite sure! Hygene is top priority. Much like a chef carefully massages a fillet of fish to ensure there are no prickly bones remaining, I ensure my scrote is perfectly shorn and majestically clean before allowing a partner to satisfy his epicurean cravings.

manny24 · 10-05-09, 06:58 PM

this thread started out kinda funny but apparently there are some certified skinrippers around here...manny don't get down like that but to each his own and i do live near ogunquit which is a gay haven in summer...i puked a little when someone told me what "shrimping" was...after one dude blows a load inside, one of the other ones sucks it out of the dude's ass with a straw...totally out of order i know but sounded like you guys were fresh out of ideas so there you go.

SlickFazzer · 10-05-09, 06:58 PM

damn there are some well spoken sob's on this board.

konck · 10-05-09, 07:03 PM

I think JJ has been watching to much of Sammystains cok dance

BeatTheJerk · 10-05-09, 07:05 PM

Originally posted by Bread

Yes but the guy would have to be BeattheJerk.

BeatTheJerk · 10-05-09, 07:10 PM

J/K Bread I'm flattered in a real uncomfortable gay way ...................... but my question is why am I attractive to you but your wife thinks I'm grotesque ? unreal bro

20Four7 · 10-05-09, 07:11 PM

50K no way, even my doctor puts a glove on for christ's sake..... No condoms the price of poker just went up.... JJ you got to be looking at six figures for any straight dude to turn left like that......

as Mr. X said .... Pencils made this thread.....

BTW I'm on GB money line tonight cuz I thought it was a gambling forum.

buztah · 10-06-09, 08:14 AM

Further along this path we've begun to venture down, who amongst you would shrimp for $1,000,000 USD? I'm not talkin' about the verb in the Bubba Gump context either. Who would take the salty sip for a kool mill?

Fazzer?

Deuce?

illmatick · 10-06-09, 08:20 AM

Originally posted by buztah

Further along this path we've begun to venture down, who amongst you would shrimp for $1,000,000 USD? I'm not talkin' about the verb in the Bubba Gump context either. Who would take the salty sip for a kool mill?

Fazzer?

Deuce?

how would you deal with the shame?

I would be suicidal for a few years after the event takes place

Deuce · 10-06-09, 08:25 AM

You guys are all sickos.

obamaismyuncle · 10-06-09, 08:35 AM

Not a chance. Not a chance for 50,000,000. This Shortstop guy on the forum would probably sleep with a man for 10 SBR points tho.