This week in the markets: SBR unemployment numbers

Reload · 10-05-09, 07:26 AM

Next will be a report on how many SBR'ers are at least a month behind in credit card payments.

jjgold · 10-05-09, 07:34 AM

I say unemployment rate here is like 40%

Fishhead · 10-05-09, 07:40 AM

Reload--I'm unemployed, but keeping the credit card payments paid.......for awhile longer anyways.

Reload · 10-05-09, 07:41 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

I say unemployment rate here is like 40%

What do you think the unemployment rate is at Yonkers on a Tuesday, JJ?

Reload · 10-05-09, 07:42 AM

Originally posted by Fishhead

Reload--I'm unemployed, but keeping the credit card payments paid.......for awhile longer anyways.

Good to hear, Fish. I am sure with your football contest winnings alone this season will take care of any living expenses.

pico · 10-05-09, 07:43 AM

people here should love obama. he extended unemployment benefits.

mmike032 · 10-05-09, 08:21 AM

many posters are unemployable.

buztah · 10-05-09, 08:23 AM

Originally posted by JBC77

At 10am the government is set to report monthly SBR unemployment numbers. Expect markets to plunge on the news that 90% of SBR posters are either underemployed or unemployed, up from last months number of 87%. The number of posters making a living in their underpants, in front of their computers has risen this month to 4%.

JBC Capital suggests using ProShares leveraged ETF (SDS) UltraShort S & P 500.......

Analaysts from JP Morgan have been recommending their clients buy SBR calls hand over fist on rumors of a merger between the company and its rival, EOG. Sources preferred to remain anonymous but the suddenly violent increase in the November calls suggests someone knows something big is coming down the pipe.

SBR_John · 10-05-09, 08:53 AM

Originally posted by JBC77

At 10am the government is set to report monthly SBR unemployment numbers. Expect markets to plunge on the news that 90% of SBR posters are either underemployed or unemployed, up from last months number of 87%. The number of posters making a living in their underpants, in front of their computers has risen this month to 4%.

JBC Capital suggests using ProShares leveraged ETF (SDS) UltraShort S & P 500.......

Reload · 10-05-09, 08:56 AM

Originally posted by buztah

Analaysts from JP Morgan have been recommending their clients by SBR calls hand over fist on rumors of a merger between the company and its rival, EOG. Sources preferred to remain anonymous but the suddenly violent increase in the November calls suggests someone knows something big is coming down the pipe.

Will JP Morgan be following the Shrink on his next trip to Costa Rica?