Wiseguy Hedge Advice Needed

[The Prick]

tryin to gurantee a profit here boys an need some insite, mostly cause im too hungover an lazy to do the work myself.

IF Raiders +9.5 AND Dolphins +2 both hit i got $5000. miss either an i got what the little boy shot at. If i get the first one in then its easy to figger out the strategy to lock in a profit, but what is the play now with two events in the equation? thanks boys, first game goes off in 30min or so

[onthewhat]

Since when are SBR Employees eligible for prize money?

[The Prick]

OTW if you were any ****in dumber youd be in the smithsonian son. shoulda known yer retarded ass would be the first to waste my time

[The Prick]

tick tock tick tock, time is money boys.

[Justin7]

Show me the wagering tickets giving this scenario... I can't understand what you're saying, Prick.

[The Prick]

was hopin you would see this justin!

i have Raiders + 9.5 -110

i have Dolphins +2 -110

if i hit both picks then i win $5000. if i miss either or both then i win $0.

[pavyracer]

Since you risked 0 money to win the 5000 I would let it ride.

[The Prick]

i hear ya paver, but im a little lite these days. wouldnt mind lockin in a little tip money

[Pin Fish]

If you hit the raiders for sure lay 1000-1500 on the bills

[Justin7]

You could use a complex hybrid reverse parlay, and pay terrible juice.

Let it ride, but pass on Miami teasers.

[The Prick]

ok my bad for not asking yesterday....if raiders play is a winner will be easy to hedge w/bills. lots of room for middle where # is now. will revisit this afternoon

[Justin7]

You could sell off about 1200 in the raiders game. Depending on what happens, sell off another 2400 in the second game. You can still do this live (probably).

[onthewhat]

Raiders are getting blown out, what else is new.