Gold: Hello Police, I need to report a missing pal
Police: What's is/her name? And how long have they been missing?
Gold: Rogus Scholar is his name, he hasn't fukking posted in fukkin days....
Police: Posted?
Gold: On SBR you cokk fukk, I am worried they guy didn't make it...
Police: <click>
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BGS 9.5
SBR MVP
01-10-08
4628
#5
Oops, meant Juror.....
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Cougar Bait
SBR Posting Legend
10-04-07
18282
#6
Nice BGS, let me try.
911: "What's your emergency?"
JJ: "This is Michael Jack Corbin. Corbin Electric. SBR Electric. Rebate Wager, where the players play. Rebate Wager dot com."
911: "Yes sir, what's your emergency?"
JJ: "Rouge Juror hasn't posted and I need a winner."
911: "What's that sir?"
JJ: "Listen here pal, I'm a gambler and gamblers don't fukkin quit you kok phuk."
911: "Sir...please calm down. What is your emergency?"
JJ: "I need a fukkin winner and I need it now!"
911: "I hear there's bird on top of your neighbors house that's giving out free winners. When you go outside this morning and you're searching for spiders and ants, ask the bird on your neighbor's roof for a winner."
Did Rouge Juror show up? Or is JJ still talking to birds?
Did the sparrow give you a winner?
What was it?
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Cougar Bait
SBR Posting Legend
10-04-07
18282
#8
I wonder what play that bird gave JJ...
Must have been a winner.
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Robyn
SBR Hall of Famer
02-05-08
9681
#9
I am getting very worried. He hasn't logged in since 9/25.
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InTheHole
SBR Posting Legend
04-28-08
15243
#10
Didn't he die on the forums about a year ago?
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SCRAGGS
SBR MVP
05-21-09
1969
#11
That's some funny stuff BGS & CB.
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CashMoney
SBR MVP
01-07-08
1982
#12
Originally posted by Robyn
I am getting very worried. He hasn't logged in since 9/25.
Maybe he met a nice little gal with a tight a** and nice t*ts and decided to ditch degenerate central
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InTheHole
SBR Posting Legend
04-28-08
15243
#13
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head_strong
SBR MVP
07-02-08
4318
#14
Originally posted by CashMoney
Maybe he met a nice little gal with a tight a** and nice t*ts and decided to ditch degenerate central
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Cougar Bait
SBR Posting Legend
10-04-07
18282
#15
JJ you heard from Rouge Juror yet? Where's that supermarket vid? I'm gonna stalk you till you give it to me pal. I'm gonna put birds on top of your neighbor's house with bad picks, then they are gonna give you a bunch of bad plays. You watch. I'll have those birds giving you bad plays for the rest of the month. Until those birds fly south. Gimme that video JJ.
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SlickFazzer
SBR Posting Legend
05-22-08
20209
#16
Is Rogie on the run?
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obamaismyuncle
SBR Posting Legend
12-31-08
17801
#17
"Maybe he met a nice little gal with a tight a** and nice t*ts and decided to ditch degenerate central "
Lol, now thats just funny, and BTW I hope for him its ture
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RogueJuror
SBR Posting Legend
07-08-08
10010
#18
jj you fukking nitwit
you never call the police to find me, you call Marakan if you need to get a hold of me
the police- un real
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Bread
SBR Posting Legend
03-16-08
23726
#19
Is RJ really dead? Holy shit.
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flyingillini
SBR Aristocracy
12-06-06
41219
#20
Juror is fine as can be, was in South East Asia finishing up.