Is it wrong to ask a girlfriend to be the big spoon?

[Scorpion]

A lot of the times when me and my ex-girlfriend used to cuddle, I would frequently ask her if she wanted to be the big spoon. She got angry a lot of the times and said she wanted to be the small spoon and so we used to argue a lot about who should be the small and big spoon.
She used to say "men cannot be little spoons" and then she would tell me to get my act together.
I don't understand what the big deal is!! Guys like to be the little spoon too, why should it only be the girls? Why can't the girls wrap their arms around us while we cuddle? I don't understand.

[tacomax]

Pecos Bill!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

[Nicky Santoro]

great stuff scorpy.. i love it..

but you do make sense..

[raydog]

im claustrophobic. chick tries to spoon me at night and she is likely to catch an elbow

[InThisMoment]

Sounds like "big spoon" is code for strap-on. Whatever floats yer boat pal.

[007Fatty]

Sounds like "big spoon" is code for strap-on. Whatever floats yer boat pal.

hahaha sick!!!

[Matt Rain]

Some social conventions are NOT to be ****ed with - unless your GF has like 6 inches on you, you're the big spoon by default. Tough it up man.

[SlickFazzer]

never really pondered this before.

[RogueScholar]

I love being the little spoon, even when I'm with a girl. Stick to your guns, Scorpy!

[zubzub]

Sounds like "big spoon" is code for strap-on. Whatever floats yer boat pal.

oh my gawd.


did you just come from Liebeeria or asome shit?



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[stevek173]

With the risk of being too personal, was her clitorous swollen at the time?

[20Four7]

Depends on how big she is...... If she's 100 lbs and 5 foot and your 6 foot and 280 it is wrong..... you won't even know she's there. If your the 145 lb dude and she's 290.... then it's ok, but don't complain when she rapes your ass cuz you asked for it.

[InTheHole]

Little Spoon? How about stay away from me while I'm sleeping, especially after sex.

[Nickelicious]

Oh no, ya gotta be the big spoon. All the good stuff and touchy stuff and yummy stuff and the potential stuff comes from being the big spoon. If you're the little spoon you might as well just have a monkey on your back.

Love your avatar, InTheHole.

[Masu485]

women are programmed to believe any social convention that exists. it really sickens me. they have no mind of their own. if society says the woman is SUPPOSED to be the little spoon, then they will always be the little spoon. they have no decisions on marriage or having children, they are just programmed to do it because society does it.

even for guys, they only find guys hot whom other women find hot. if no one found him hot, even if he was, they wouldn't want him. women find guys w/ motorcycles hot. why? becasue other women find it hot. it's just unreal how they let society control them so easily, and then lay these 'laws' on the men who often have to conform to them as well.

[The Prick]

scorps is this the same broad that fukked up yer game boy while you was playin pokemon?

[zubzub]

women are programmed to believe any social convention that exists.

oh get real dickwad

you wou;dn't happen to be a guy would you?

women are programmed to believe any social convention that exists. it really sickens me.

newsflash Neitschze I hate everything about you. always have, always will.

they have no mind of their own. if society says the woman is SUPPOSED to be the little spoon, then they will always be the little spoon.

you are such a ****ing fairy that the degree of your fairyness has now caused you to become blinded to how much a ridiculous fycking fairy that your are.

they have no decisions on marriage or having children, they are just programmed to do it because society does it.

I'll leave you to it Hoss.


you obviously no better than eye.



what i know for sure though hoss is matter of fact pancake you're using as a brain ain't gonna stand much longer in this real world where women are still queen and they are the only reason i stay.




they're just gonna do what they want dude....


i say "let them"

[wacked]

MMmmmmm, all I can say is WTF.

I like to be neither and never the lil... Maybe you are a switch hitter and don't know it? Just Saying

[zubzub]

MMmmmmm, all I can say is WTF.

I like to be neither and never the lil... Maybe you are a switch hitter and don't know it? Just Saying

Of course he is.

The question that occirs to me is why he chooses a board where cats are tryin to just have sonme gambling fun on to come unleash his homosexuality


o thin what it is that he feels left out



and he is


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sui.....dice? Solution?




but then he gets to gayass hell, hell for gayards and argues a lot about who should be the small and big spoon.


Fvkk off faggot

[Teela]

If you have to ask to be the big spoon...and actually phrase it like that, it's not okay.

[InTheHole]

If you have to ask to be the big spoon...and actually phrase it like that, it's not okay.

[pavyracer]

I like to be the big fork when I cuddle.