I was in line to check-in for the night at one of Toronto's finest downtown hotels with a Greek broad I had picked up earlier on Danforth when this scene unfolded right in front of me. A well dressed man, in his 50s or so, was at the check in counter and making quite a scene. He was very nicely dressed in a sharp blue blazer and fine leather shoes.
"There's phucking *** all over my goddamn bed! What the phuck kind of a joke hotel is this anyway?!" The man was LIVID!
Needless to say, though I will anyway, the other guests in line, as well as the Indian female hotel employee taht the angry man was screaming at, were absolutely disgusted and mortified!
"Sir, please calm down," begged the night manager, who had rushed to the scene from his office behind the counter -- a portly chap of about thirty five and beaming beet red. LOL!
"I will not calm down! I said there was phucking *** on my bed! This is phucking outrageous! You pay the staff to phuck on every bed before check-in? Jesus CHRIST!"
Finally management pulled the angry customer aside and I could see he was given a free night's stay and a gift cert to dinner n breakfast at the hotel's very fine and highly regarded restaurant. I have eaten there before and it is top notch -- the type of place that caters to the most discriminating executives. Things calmed down subsequently.
I just wanted to ask, as the thought didn't occur to me at that moment, but later when the angry customer had left, Mathy, was that you? It hadda be something you'd do. Gotta be a great scam! Just brilliant! What did you do? Did you go upstairs right after check in and whack off on the bed then return to the check-in counter to make a scene and embarrass them into the free night, dinner n breakfast?
I must say that I am truly beginning to appreciate you for the genius that you are. Very well done and I must try this myself some time.
"There's phucking *** all over my goddamn bed! What the phuck kind of a joke hotel is this anyway?!" The man was LIVID!
Needless to say, though I will anyway, the other guests in line, as well as the Indian female hotel employee taht the angry man was screaming at, were absolutely disgusted and mortified!
"Sir, please calm down," begged the night manager, who had rushed to the scene from his office behind the counter -- a portly chap of about thirty five and beaming beet red. LOL!
"I will not calm down! I said there was phucking *** on my bed! This is phucking outrageous! You pay the staff to phuck on every bed before check-in? Jesus CHRIST!"
Finally management pulled the angry customer aside and I could see he was given a free night's stay and a gift cert to dinner n breakfast at the hotel's very fine and highly regarded restaurant. I have eaten there before and it is top notch -- the type of place that caters to the most discriminating executives. Things calmed down subsequently.
I just wanted to ask, as the thought didn't occur to me at that moment, but later when the angry customer had left, Mathy, was that you? It hadda be something you'd do. Gotta be a great scam! Just brilliant! What did you do? Did you go upstairs right after check in and whack off on the bed then return to the check-in counter to make a scene and embarrass them into the free night, dinner n breakfast?
I must say that I am truly beginning to appreciate you for the genius that you are. Very well done and I must try this myself some time.
thats a good one