An old NFL video was sent to a blogger. It had an interview with Collinsworth were he looked and sounded like Matthew McConaughey's character from Dazed and Confused. The NFL has got the video off of YouTube claiming a copyright violation, but here is the best quote:
I'm not gonna deny it, I walk around with hundred dollar bills hanging out of my pocket...I like girls that aren't too bright because you can trick 'em a little bit...high school girls love me. Fourteen to eighteen, I'm a big star with them. As soon as they mature, after they turn 18 years old, they start to figure it out.