On the couch with Dr. Buzzy (Pico)

[buztah]

I was watching King of the Hill last night when I was reminded of our beloved and dear friend Pico. Khan desperately wanted Connie to get into summer school at Rice University but such was not meant to be. Connie was just your "typical Asian student," according to the head of the summer program at Texas' finest university. She was a great musician, best in her class, best at every subject but gym, exceptionally articulate for her age, etc.

Khan goes on to lose it and ends up giving hedonism, Texas redneck style, a try for a month or so. Poor bastard ends up in foreclosure. This is a complete 180 from what we would typically expect of Khan. Connie ends up at some loser college in California (Stanford).

I turned off the TV and got to thinkin' about our dear Pico. Here he finds himself, now 40/50 years old, posting on a message board with degenerates and groveling for a type of monopoly money (SBR points). I can't help but think that somewhere out there Pico's parents are scratchin' their heads and wonderin' why their son isn't the head of a hedge fund, orchestra, accounting firm or some successful conglomerate.

Pico, wtf happened in your life? Let's really delve deep here and get it all out. Let's unveil all of your psychoneurosis. To quote another very famous doctor, "I'm listening."

[sickler]

Khan and Connie aren't Chinese, they're Laotian.

Pico's parents are feeding him plays.

[buztah]

Sickler, the specific nationality is not of interest or relevant. Please be supportive of this process. It is only with open dialogue that I can help him.

[sickler]

Sickler, the specific nationality is not of interest or relevant. Please be supportive of this process. It is only with open dialogue that I can help him.

I was. Read my last sentence.

[buztah]

Sickler, I'd like to hear that, if true, directly from Pico though.

Pico, do not be intimidated or afraid. Let the healing begin!

[sickler]

The easy way out is to blame the parents for their child's misfortunes. Heredity + environment. Parents have a big role in both.

[wtf]

i met pico

i dont think he is even 30 yet

[buztah]

WTF, I hope this is your attempt at a cruel joke, otherwise I fear Pico's degenerate lifestyle has aged him most harshly beyond his actual time on this planet.

[wtf]

i am not joking

he was in my office in hong kong

[buztah]

I know he spends a lot of time in Macau -- the Vegas of Asia.

[buztah]

Pico, whenever you are ready..........

[sickler]

[BGS 9.5]

Buzzy, call the dogs off here, he isn't interested....

[sickler]

Buzzy, call the dogs off here, he isn't interested....

Nah, Pico wants it, just needs a nudge.

[reno cool]

Pico is a young buck. Look at first bash pictures.

[buztah]

Pico would benefit immensely from this form of open therapy. It will restore him. I can wait but I will ocassionally bump this thread to give him this opportunity.

[pico]

i met wtf in hk.

buzzy, i am not 30 yet.

i do own a hedge fund. you're welcome to invest.

i like sbr points because i can send free pizzas to my friends in the states for kicks. (you can verify this with sam9ball)

p.s. loatian are the poor people of asia. i take offense you're comparing me to those people.

[buztah]

Oh, we have so much to work with now! What an intriguing response, Pico. Let us first address the racial issue.

In your mind, dear Pico, does being poor naturally equate with failure?

Carefully respond in full. I am off to another session but will give you my fullest attention upon my return. I will tear you down and rebuild you stronger and better than ever before. Trust the process......

[pico]

being poor just means you're done after going all in and lost. failure means you keep betting with -ev.

buzzy, you should be focusing on serenading rs.

[buztah]

Pico, do you scream when you ***?

[sickler]

Pico, tell us about these chapeaus.

How to keep them on the head without slipping off. How one can see over the very large brim.

[buztah]

Sickler, stop interfering GOD DAMNIT!


Pico, back to the question at hand. You might not see the relevance but I do. Tell me now. Do you scream when you ***?

[sickler]

Buzzy, I know where you're going with this line of questioning. Is Pico aggressive in bed, the ladies want that animal.

Scream like Bruce Lee:

[pico]

only when i go bareback

[buztah]

only when i go bareback

Pico, I cry a little when I *** so don't feel bad.

Now, are you hetero, gay or an all around opportunist like me?

[pico]

i don't like black or hairy white girls. like the one with smooth skins and long straight black hair. also under 25. there are certain facial structures that i go for but hard to describe with words. no ghetto ass or thick thighs. has to be within those requirements or i can't ***.

[buztah]

Can sex ever be pleasurable for you without ejaculation or is that an absolute requirement?

[sickler]

This is getting a bit too queer for my liking.

And you wonder why I run interference.

[buztah]

Sickler, your turn on the couch will certainly ***. Please respect Pico's session.


Pico, can sex ever be pleasurable for you without ejaculation or is that an absolute requirement?

[wtf]

buzzy give my man pico a break here, he is a nice guy, he is not broken, thus does not need to be "fixed"

pico lets hit the races one evening

[pico]

Sickler, your turn on the couch will certainly ***. Please respect Pico's session.


Pico, can sex ever be pleasurable for you without ejaculation or is that an absolute requirement?

i done all nighters without ***. not a requirement

[pico]

buzzy give my man pico a break here, he is a nice guy, he is not broken, thus does not need to be "fixed"

pico lets hit the races one evening

sure