Speaking of cheap

[Dad]

Nothing says I love you like a wedding at WalMart...

http://www.omaha.com/article/20090930/NEWS01/709309964

The York Walmart Supercenter hosted its first wedding Saturday when Crystal Newsome and Robert “Vick” Vickrey exchanged vows amid hanging baskets and seasonal foliage in the lawn and garden department.

“We had our first kiss at Walmart,” Crystal recalled.

[Willie Bee]

Wow, she's marrying her grandfather?!

And what is it with the minister? Looks like he wears a 6½ ballcap with a 20-inch neck.

[BadNina]

Dad....no.

[Dad]

Dad....no.

Nina, no what?

[BadNina]

Sorry Dad, I was talking to my dad and letting him know that any future nuptials of his offspring will not be held at WalMart.

[Sam Odom]

Sweet

[Dad]

Well, shit, its not like she wants to get married behind their trailer, where he beats her.