Just Landed In Texas

durito · 09-30-09, 10:41 AM

yea right

SamsNCharge99 · 09-30-09, 10:41 AM

That a boy Herman, congrats on the new job

SlickFazzer · 09-30-09, 10:44 AM

Keep us posted OTW.

rm18 · 09-30-09, 10:44 AM

this is definitely a bluff

Squirrel · 09-30-09, 10:48 AM

Definitely talking gonads, guy wouldnt move that far away from his parents basement.

Fishhead · 09-30-09, 10:50 AM

WOW

As The World Turns

ryanspeer2001 · 09-30-09, 10:53 AM

Lies.

SBR would never make such a dramatic move so quickly with VD still honorably working the rest of the month out.

Sam Odom · 09-30-09, 10:53 AM

StraitShooter · 09-30-09, 10:57 AM

Originally posted by ryanspeer2001

Lies.

SBR would never make such a dramatic move so quickly with VD still honorably working the rest of the month out.

Well Ryan..the month does end today bud..

OTW:

If its a joke-Good one

If its the truth-best of luck to you-SS

Deuce · 09-30-09, 10:59 AM

I don't know if I would stay...

jellobiafra · 09-30-09, 11:01 AM

If it's a joke - classless.

If it's not - fvck this place.

wtf · 09-30-09, 11:01 AM

why u in texas?

sbr needs a night watchman?

MartinBlank · 09-30-09, 11:04 AM

Onner would lop off his own right nut to get Dave's job.

I just don't see SBR making that hire.

MartinBlank · 09-30-09, 11:05 AM

Originally posted by wtf

why u in texas?

sbr needs a night watchman?

I think you meant to say "Nicky needs a taint watchman".

Onner is usually attached to Nicky's taint, so it would just stand to reason.

Immortality · 09-30-09, 11:17 AM

You really are an asshole.

Iwinyourmoney · 09-30-09, 11:28 AM

Ignore this, don't post in it. It's what he wants

nosniboR11 · 09-30-09, 11:35 AM

Otw i pray you are here in texas, i swear if you are i am coming for you

jellobiafra · 09-30-09, 11:40 AM

Originally posted by Iwinyourmoney

Ignore this, don't post in it. It's what he wants

You're absolutely right. I'm not gonna post in this thread either.

Squirrel · 09-30-09, 11:42 AM

Originally posted by jellobiafra

You're absolutely right. I'm not gonna post in this thread either.

Me neither

Nicky Santoro · 09-30-09, 11:55 AM

how funny would it be if onner became the next mod.. can you imagine the hits sbr would get.. this place would turn into a zoo.

maybe billy and john should do it just for the hits..

people will go nuts..

onthewhat · 09-30-09, 12:03 PM

I am overqualified for the job

I would respectfully decline it

Shark79 · 09-30-09, 12:05 PM

Sad day for SBR if this is true.

fsugolf · 09-30-09, 12:40 PM

Originally posted by onthewhat

Will check in when I get on my feet

Been packing last few days and saying goodbyes

Originally posted by onthewhat

I would respectfully decline it

1.) Completely classless and childish move
2.) Bullshit

payingthejuice · 09-30-09, 01:18 PM

Originally posted by onthewhat

I am ~~over~~underqualified for the job

I would be on my knees under jjgolds desk while I accepted it it

topgame85 · 09-30-09, 02:21 PM

He got a job in Texas as a border patrol agent guys, not at SBR, atta boy onner

payingthejuice · 09-30-09, 02:25 PM

Originally posted by topgame85

He got a job in Texas as a border patrol agent guys, not at SBR, atta boy onner

Whats he doing in Texas then?? http://borderpatrolacademy.com/

"The CBP Border Patrol Academy is recognized as having one of the most challenging curriculums in federal law enforcement. All newly hired Border Patrol Agents receive their basic law enforcement skills by attending the Academy which is located in Artesia, N.M. Each Border Patrol Agent intern must complete a 55-day resident course of instruction in integrated law, physical training, firearms instruction, and driving. Any Border Patrol Agent intern not fluent in the Spanish language must also complete a 40-day Task-Based Language Training program. Border Patrol interns must maintain a passing score in all courses of instruction in order to be retained."

TobiasFunke · 09-30-09, 02:29 PM

Originally posted by topgame85

He got a job in Texas as a border patrol agent guys, not at SBR, atta boy onner

pavyracer · 09-30-09, 02:30 PM

Originally posted by payingthejuice

Whats he doing in Texas then?? http://borderpatrolacademy.com/

"The CBP Border Patrol Academy is recognized as having one of the most challenging curriculums in federal law enforcement. All newly hired Border Patrol Agents receive their basic law enforcement skills by attending the Academy which is located in Artesia, N.M. Each Border Patrol Agent intern must complete a 55-day resident course of instruction in integrated law, physical training, firearms instruction, and driving. Any Border Patrol Agent intern not fluent in the Spanish language must also complete a 40-day Task-Based Language Training program. Border Patrol interns must maintain a passing score in all courses of instruction in order to be retained."

My guess is he flew to El Paso and he is taking the bus to Artesia since it is closer than Albuquerque.

onthewhat · 09-30-09, 02:31 PM

Thread was a bad attempt at humor

payingthejuice · 09-30-09, 02:34 PM

Next Class Date is 4 January 2010

nothing like arriving 4 months early for job training eh . . .

InTheHole · 10-01-09, 12:13 AM

Congrats!

Shortstop · 10-01-09, 01:44 AM

Enjoy your stay in Texas!