I am thinking bowling and all you can eat buffalo wings.
My objective is to get to at least 3rd base.
Regards,
mathy
Slim
SBR MVP
11-13-08
4722
#2
Ice Skating so you can get to 2nd base easy. Save her from falling on the ice/cop a feel.
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MickChunky
SBR MVP
10-31-06
1452
#3
If you live in New Jersey that's an in the park homer
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BadNina
SBR Posting Legend
11-27-07
10491
#4
That should do it, Mathy. It is a little known secret that the way to a woman's heart is all you eat buffalo wings.
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mathdotcom
SBR Posting Legend
03-24-08
11689
#5
Slim you are sharp but we are looking for something more in my price range
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Nicky Santoro
SBR Posting Legend
04-08-08
16103
#6
this one is too easy.
COFFEE only on 1st date. then if you both like each other, then you go bowling or movie and dinner, or whatever. but make sure there is a connection first.. if you both hate each other from the get go or there is no attraction, why spend 80$ on a 3 hr night for?
you want to get out fast, not see a movie with her..
coffee is always the best way to go for a 1st date.. that's how you get to know each other. if it's bad, you wasted 15 min and 2 bucks only.. no big deal.
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lakerboy
SBR Aristocracy
04-02-09
94383
#7
Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
this one is too easy.
COFFEE only on 1st date. then if you both like each other, then you go bowling or movie and dinner, or whatever. but make sure there is a connection first.. if you both hate each other from the get go or there is no attraction, why spend 80$ on a 3 hr night for?
you want to get out fast, not see a movie with her..
coffee is always the best way to go for a 1st date.. that's how you get to know each other. if it's bad, you wasted 15 min and 2 bucks only.. no big deal.
nicky you are funny man cant leave those screens for too long right
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mathdotcom
SBR Posting Legend
03-24-08
11689
#8
Nicky I already know her fairly well.
I am sitting next to the phone sweating and biting nails
I am trying to assemble some talking points on paper then do a shot of Jack and pick up the phone
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sickler
SBR Posting Legend
06-05-08
15006
#9
Don't forget the flowers and to open doors for her.
Chivalry is not dead.
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BadNina
SBR Posting Legend
11-27-07
10491
#10
And Mathy...tell her she looks pretty.
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MastaB
SBR MVP
11-08-08
2604
#11
All of you are WRONG!
The correct answer is.....
Tell her that you want to cook her dinner, have her come over and make sure you have plenty of liqueur on hand (80 proof or higher). You will also have to get some fruity mixers. Then make her a drink. When she is done with that drink.....make her another BUT STRONGER. Rinse and repeat. Her panties will be off by the time dinner is ready.
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Robyn
SBR Hall of Famer
02-05-08
9681
#12
Take her to the mall. As she is a woman, she will point out her favorite stores. If she points out all of the expensive stores, she is not the one for you. Unless one of the stores is Victoria's Secret.
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losturmarbles
SBR MVP
07-01-08
4604
#13
Originally posted by mathdotcom
Nicky I already know her fairly well.
I am sitting next to the phone sweating and biting nails
I am trying to assemble some talking points on paper then do a shot of Jack and pick up the phone
To cover your nervousness you should start eating an apple when you make the call. If she hears you chewing on the other end of the phone, it make you sound casual.
George Costanza
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TexansFan
SBR MVP
09-06-06
3367
#14
Sex. What's a better idea than that?
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pavyracer
SBR Aristocracy
04-12-07
82905
#15
Take her on a date at the local high school ballpark. Then take her for a walk towards the 3rd base so you can claim you at least went to 3rd base.
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GELATINOUS CUBE
SBR MVP
08-09-09
4534
#16
Hotel Paris is always good. You won't have to do a whole lot of romanticizing. Just walk up and Flower will probably check your package and say fuky fuky. Give 5 bucks to the lady, go upstairs and give flower 25. When your done hit the shower down the hall and dry off with your t-shirt, throw on your jeans and a button up and walk around the corner for some dinner.
To cover your nervousness you should start eating an apple when you make the call. If she hears you chewing on the other end of the phone, it make you sound casual.
George Costanza
Classic!
I do not have an apple but I will have a dip in my mouth for sure
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mathdotcom
SBR Posting Legend
03-24-08
11689
#18
Originally posted by BadNina
And Mathy...tell her she looks pretty.
BN that is the worst piece of horseshit advice I have ever heard
Would you be interested in a guy who just drools on you and tells you how pretty you are?
Well, maybe because you are an old broad, but imagine a good looking girl in her early 20s.
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flyingillini
SBR Aristocracy
12-06-06
41219
#19
Bring yayo, it is a must
המוסד
המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים
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G's pks
Restricted User
01-01-09
22251
#20
show up with no pants on..
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BadNina
SBR Posting Legend
11-27-07
10491
#21
Originally posted by mathdotcom
BN that is the worst piece of horseshit advice I have ever heard
Would you be interested in a guy who just drools on you and tells you how pretty you are?
Well, maybe because you are an old broad, but imagine a good looking girl in her early 20s.
Age doesn't matter. It will make her smile and want to do something nice for you. Like let you touch her boobies.
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mathdotcom
SBR Posting Legend
03-24-08
11689
#22
Right Nina
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toastedbread01
SBR Wise Guy
04-06-07
753
#23
Tell her you're taking her to the "theater"... and by that I mean adult theater.
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MonkeyF0cker
SBR Posting Legend
06-12-07
12144
#24
Take her to the strip club for amateur night. See how well she works a pole before spending any money. If all goes well, take her to dinner but make sure she pays for it with her tip money.
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wtf
SBR Posting Legend
08-22-08
12983
#25
make SURE she has change for a 50
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rookie
SBR Wise Guy
10-01-05
682
#26
Originally posted by Slim
Ice Skating so you can get to 2nd base easy. Save her from falling on the ice/cop a feel.
That's still first base. Sucking her breasts is second base.
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Shortstop
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
01-02-09
27281
#27
Originally posted by sickler
Don't forget the flowers and to open doors for her.
Chivalry is not dead.
Amen brother!
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CS-Cedrick
SBR MVP
01-10-09
1578
#28
How 'bout a not so formal italian restaurant dinner? Pasta is a classic ice breaker.